Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about keeping sex hot after over 20 years of marriage and one couple who used the help of a sex advent calendar to do so.
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00:00all right here's a question um for folks that have been married quite a while
00:06how do you keep the sex high
00:091-855-954-6969 if you want to share 1-855-954-6969 this particular study they did looked at people
00:18who had been married 20 years or more
00:21oh sorry chuck didn't mean to frighten you he almost shot her had a shot i saw that
00:27it was chilly chilly words um they revealed bits how they keep their sex life hot after 20 plus years
00:36uh this one's had been married um been together 10 years married for six we bought a sex advent
00:45calendar last month and it's the best decision we ever made so every day you do something new to do
00:50like put it in her but i can't do that one you're gonna do it you're gonna do it now look how his
00:56legs are twisted up in this one oh get in the swing all right i'm gonna pop this bad leg off here and
01:04then i guess we can give her a whirl oh my oh my he died in the swing that night
01:13it was the worst advent you know if i stop breathing you zap me right you know the protocol
01:19i got it i got the defibrillator
01:21oh here's just a couple of the things you'll find in the sexy advent calendar day one invite
01:31your lover to join you in the shower and then gently caress and wash their body
01:35using a waterproof toy stimulate your lover while making love
01:40okay are you ready
01:43don't make sure you open the door you're gonna slip
01:46hold on to the rail
01:48i got water in my eye
01:50i don't want a goddamn emergency 9-1-1
01:52don't get my hair wet
01:53don't get my hair wet
01:55i told you to get the johnson and johnson
01:57it'll get in your eyes when we do this here
01:59let me have a look-see
02:01all right stimulate me with your waterproof toy
02:04are you ready
02:05of course i am
02:07here we go then i'm gonna hold on to the rail don't you go slip it around
02:10and
02:11they can't get this thing to work here
02:15i slipped i think
02:18you did
02:20get up
02:25oh man you make you have the daintiest fall noises
02:31i think there's a ghost in the attic
02:34oh
02:35oh my i dropped the vibrator
02:38pick it up it's huge
02:40it is
02:41i don't like it
02:42the size of it intimidates me
02:44day 13
02:45you know i can't feel anything unless it's huge
02:47day 13
02:48massage each other with baby or massage oil
02:50then challenge your lover to a naked pillow fight or wrestling match
02:54all right
02:54three
02:55so
02:55are you ready i'm gonna start from across the room
02:58on guard you son of a bitch
03:00wrestle time
03:01oh i slid right off
03:02whoa
03:02whoa
03:03i have critically injured myself
03:06oh my god your leg's backwards
03:07yeah do you see that
03:08is that blood or is that more of that lube
03:10i don't know what it is
03:12no boy
03:13i'm not getting close enough
03:14call the nurse
03:15hit your medic alert
03:18the loser must grant the winner
03:20three sexual wishes
03:22okay
03:23you pinned me down again
03:24but it's just because your upper body never aged
03:26all right
03:26you won
03:27you won
03:28what do you want
03:29i want anal
03:30that's what i want
03:32number one
03:33no one a lot of anal
03:34number one
03:36you got it
03:36all right
03:37yep we'll do that
03:38and then we'll do atm
03:39oh my god
03:41you know i love that
03:44pop those jibs out and finish me off
03:46and there's a trifecta
03:50on a good time
03:51oh my god
03:55and then day 27
03:58dress up in your favorite role play costume
04:01describe what fantasy you can imagine
04:04and act them out one at a time
04:06say and do things to each other that excite and arouse
04:09keeping within the role
04:10well i'm han solo
04:12and you're that goddamn princess lena
04:15all right
04:16i'm princess lena
04:17oh you got your cinnamon bun hair wrong
04:20let me fix that for you
04:22oh
04:22all right
04:25you don't look like a princess to me
04:27put on a bikini one
04:28it's not doing it
04:30slave
04:30leah
04:31slave
04:32slave linda
04:33hey
04:34i am han bono
04:36oh
04:37wow you are
04:39an attractive smuggler
04:41i did the castle round in a short amount of time
04:45all right
04:46oh
04:48oh god damn it my boner's going away
04:51you