Lisa's Elegant Workout

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck The Freak want you to forget your brutish exercise routine and try Lisa's more sophisticated workout!

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00:00What's the grossest thing you do?

00:10No women have admitted they're gross so far.

00:12Well, because they shouldn't.

00:14They shouldn't.

00:15Kaya is the first one.

00:17Hi, Kaya from East Point.

00:18How are you?

00:20Good.

00:20How are you?

00:21Good.

00:21You're going to admit you're gross.

00:22Yep.

00:24Yep.

00:25Okay, what do you do?

00:25I snot rocket when I'm one.

00:27You what?

00:28Snot rocket.

00:28I snot rocket when I run.

00:31Once you run.

00:31Oh, wow.

00:32Wow.

00:33The snot rocket to me is one of the.

00:35You know, it's gross.

00:36It's disgusting.

00:36But I think a lot of runners do stuff that is unbecoming to most ladies.

00:41Yeah.

00:43Running is not for me.

00:45No.

00:46When I played hockey, guys did it.

00:47And it was like.

00:48We had a ton of stories of runners.

00:50Runners pooping at the side of the road and peeing everywhere.

00:53They do that.

00:54Yeah.

00:54So many runners poop themselves.

00:56I'm in for a more elegant workout.

00:58Elegant.

00:59And bless you for that.

01:01Thank goodness.

01:02I'm here for an elegant workout.

01:04Lisa weighs elegant workouts.

01:07That's a whole new business idea.

01:09This is elegant.

01:10That's Pilates.

01:12Yeah.

01:13No snot rockets.

01:14Lots of ballerinas.

01:15Yeah.

01:16Let's just clear a few things up, ladies.

01:19This is going to be an elegant experience.

01:21My Pilates instructor told me once, pretty hands, Lisa.

01:26Pretty hands.

01:27Make sure you keep those hands pretty.

01:30Oh my God, you're right.

01:31My hands were not elegant enough in that last movement.

01:34We're looking for elegance and grace.

01:36I think that's a great idea for like a chain of clubs.

01:40Lisa weighs elegant workouts.

01:43I think there's a group of people that definitely would be attracted to that.

01:46A lot of people don't like that kind of workout.

01:48They want a hot, sweaty, but there's a lot of people that'd be attracted to this too.

01:52The thing is, I mean, I think where you'd have a problem is convincing someone that

01:58an elegant workout would be something that busts your ass.

02:01You know what I mean?

02:02Meanwhile, you're doing stuff that most people can't even do.

02:05Right.

02:05Yeah.

02:05You know, but if I heard elegant workout, I might be like, this could be it for me.

02:12I show up in like a three-piece suit, like a monocle, like white gloves, exactly.

02:18You know what I mean?

02:20Double-breasted suit, vest.

02:22My good man, I'm here for the workout.

02:26Show me the way to the elegance.

02:29Workout, please.

02:30I'm here.

02:31Can I pay, sir?

02:33Champagne for your workout?

02:35Oh, yes.

02:36I expect we'll be doing a lot of sitting.

02:38Yes, tons of sitting and we'll be eating some Orderos.

02:42To the initials?

02:44The hell did.

02:47I mean, that's more, that'd be more my speed on the elegance.

02:50Can I spritz you with gold bouillon?

02:52Oh, please.

02:52Okay.

02:54Oh, shh.

02:55There you are, sir.

02:55Yeah, that's fine.

02:56You're welcome.

02:57Well, there'd be no pooping and snot rockets.

02:59Exactly.

02:59No, that's true.

03:00That's true.

03:01Allowed.

03:01We'll smack you right in your mouth if you do that.

03:04Just imagine someone, like an infiltrator, showing up.

03:08Like, James shows up secretly to Lisa Way's Elegant Workout Incorporated and just razes

03:14hell.

03:14Oh, no.

03:15Halfway through, he's like a party boy and just strips down and starts blowing snot rockets

03:21everywhere.

03:22A ghastly man in a thong just trying to ruin our elegant workout.

03:26I'd be like, this workout sucks.

03:27Let's make it hot and fun.

03:30Easter eyes on this.

03:31Oh, my goodness gracious.

03:32Oh, dear Lord.

03:33That's bare male buttocks.

03:35Yes.

03:35I thought it was taint.

03:36We captured him and had him killed.

03:39Yeah, they were.

03:40We drowned him in the pool.

03:41Yeah.

03:42Kill him in the elegant pool.

03:44Kill him dead.

03:48Lisa Way's Elegant Workout.

03:48I'm searching for elegant in a workout.

03:53Oh, man.

03:53I can't believe what Lisa does.

03:55They're like, pretty hands.

03:57Maybe she did.

03:58That's what they say.

03:59Because my hands were all, like, really not good.

04:02And she was like, no, no, no.

04:05Pretty hands.

04:06And I thought it was hilarious.

04:08So pretty hands is just like a fully extended.

04:10Yeah.

04:11Graceful.

04:12Graceful.

04:12Not.

04:13Not.

04:15Not claw hands.

04:16Right.

04:16Not claw hands.

04:20You're not doing it right, Chuck.

04:22Remember Elegant.

04:23Pretty hands, Chuck.

04:24There you go.

04:25There we are.

04:26Jazz hands, Chuck.

04:27Jazz hands.

04:27There we go.

04:29Twinkle fingers.

04:30Yeah.

04:31You've got it.

04:32Elegant's great.

04:33Much better.

04:34Much better.

04:35Look at that.

04:36Perfect form.

04:36Keep those fingers twinkling.

04:38Let's see them twinkle up, twinkle, and twinkle down.

04:41There we go.

04:42Spread the twinkle.

04:43That's beautiful.

04:43Wonderful.

04:44All the hands.

04:44Gorgeous hands.

04:45We now refer to Chuck as our swan.

04:49Black swan.

04:51There is a workout with a swan.

04:53Yeah.

04:54There is.

04:55Sure there is.

04:56Of course there is.

04:56Absolutely.

04:57At least it weighs elegant workouts.

04:59There's swan workouts.

04:59They call me the fat swan.

05:06Oh, yeah.

05:07Here's the fat swan.

05:09He's gorgeous.

05:10That's me.

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