00:00a career builder just put out its list they do this every year the dumbest things people have
00:09done in job interviews and there were some real winners over the past year of course by winners
00:13i mean losers here's what uh happened someone showed up to their interview in a full darth
00:18vader costume you're hired yeah it depends on who you are hired right i'd hire you i'd be like
00:26goddamn you win yeah stop all the interviews so if someone came for this show wanted to do
00:33something be a part of our show in some way and they came in that we would hire them that's what
00:38i did is that how you got here on the show that's true um no we would not okay but here's the thing
00:47you're crazy exactly you guys come on reality reality real world somebody walks in or super
00:52no way real world star wars you're not getting the job chuck and i'd live i know but come out of
00:58your big star wars super world and come into real world you may want to be friends with that person
01:02but you would not want him we've taken chances on on on lesser folks but the dude comes down the
01:11hallway in a darth vader uniform full head mask we don't even know who he is and you guys are like
01:19hire him imperial march i was gonna say dave picked the wrong song didn't he yeah i'm trying
01:24to do it on the fly get imperial march imperial march come on dave all right gotta set the darth
01:29vader mood i don't know what's up kick kick kick kick kick that button get the button hit the button
01:34what happened i just dropped an f-bomb again what's wrong really i don't know no he didn't we do a radio
01:43show i know i know i here i am in the studio what is wrong with you stop saying the word
01:48no i didn't even hear it i didn't even hear it i was like what's chuck doing he's gonna hit the button
01:53there's a button over there you know you've got one yeah when you yeah you might want to put your
01:58finger on that button you might want to learn how to use that anyway here we are so this guy comes
02:04down the hallway dressed as darth vader full headgear you guys you guys are hiring him i would i would
02:11say what's the position he's interviewing yeah that's true what position he's our new intern he's
02:16gonna edit some yeah he's hired no he's not listen if the dark lord of the sith shows up for an
02:24interview and then takes his helmet off he's made an impression already yeah i think it's one hell of a
02:30way to get your foot in the door plus he's got something in common with about 80 percent of the
02:34people that work here yeah that's a problem we need to balance the show out more with the
02:41less of nerds star wars nerds all right other uh dumb things people have done in job interviews
02:47over the past year someone broke out in a song during their interview for no reason
02:51you're insane yeah you're crazy i will not hire you no that we can't do um one candidate asked if
02:58they could have a sip of the interviewer's coffee weird little sip of that oh my goodness
03:02crazy i'd rather that though than be fooled because you get fooled you think someone will be
03:09oh that's a good hire that's a decent hire we just did oh yeah because we've been we've been fooled
03:14are you guys talking about me
03:17no no no we've taken some chances and people have been super high like um
03:32you're talking about me
03:36no no you can handle you can handle stuff they've been crazy hair and stuff
03:44uh-huh what is it yeah now i'm paranoid
03:48no i i um i get what you're saying yeah we've taken chances and it has not worked out they kind
03:57of fool you in the interview yeah you think that they're they they'll be decent we like no okay and
04:03then we they're part of the show and not the best choice right they are fully what we're saying
04:13a hundred percent part of the show i don't like this and then you realize wow
04:18this isn't working out how do we how do we fix this yeah and eventually you just have to say
04:23you can't come in here anymore
04:24yeah eventually that is that is eventually right
04:28no you should be good as long as you don't smell like poop everything is good yeah that's true
04:36yeah or piss what if you've accidentally farted
04:38when lisa's almost walked into your room yeah well but you you screamed about it and then
04:44sprayed okay yeah that's different lisa came running back in
04:48and this other dumb thing someone did in a job interview over the past year uh they drank a
05:05cocktail during their interview they brought in their carrier i want that person to interview
05:13so bad over here so uh i don't mind if i do chuck your uh what are you what are you applying for
05:18here today whatever you got i can do anything um did you just make yourself a drink i always have
05:25one with me always a cocktail glass would you mind uh give me a couple pieces of those ice cubes
05:31oh uh ice cubes yeah hold on let me uh what do you need these what do you need them for
05:37no you just keep asking me questions i'll be over here at the bar okay so what kind of skills are you
05:42bringing to the table here uh mr urquhart if you don't mind what skills i'm a real could you stop
05:50making that drink while we're doing the interview if you don't mind it's already done it seems like
05:56quite enough ice i like it cold okay that's all the one we have here oh that's nice okay i love to
06:04hear the jingle jangle yeah that's just straight vodka and a rocks glass that's what it is wow
06:09got some balls i'm a people person i'm very adventurous what are you doing now you're just
06:16stirring your drink a lot what else would you like to know about me where do you see yourself
06:23five years from now i'm running this whole place oh so it's my job you're gonna take my job
06:29what's my plan oh what's your greatest weakness i probably don't realize just how awesome i am
06:36i've given answers like that my greatest weakness is that i care just too much yeah oh yeah
06:45yeah i tried just too hard oh man that's another okay would we hire the guy who made himself a
06:52cocktail wow that'd be that'd be that'd be touchy because you know they need to drink real early in
07:00the morning you know i think it might be playing with some fire there i'd say that's not recommended
07:06and that's just me
07:08you
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