Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was killed by a sexually charged elephant while protecting a crowd and what it would be like if they were ever in a similar situation.
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00:00all right if you are around wild animals you don't want them to be sexually charged i really
00:13don't like not especially not a giant beast a sexually charged elephant hey no broke into a game
00:27park where a top safari ranger was working no no no no no ranger chuck what's going on
00:38sexually charged elephants got me that elephant got a boner huge
00:45look at it get out of there help get out he's taking your pants off
00:50protect your body i can't protect your body it's his
00:56he's got me he's got his about
01:00what's all i can do ranger chuck
01:08ranger chuck
01:21your body
01:22oh
01:25oh no
01:28he's not done
01:33no ranger chuck though i mean that's it i mean you're only awake for a few seconds of this
01:41your body would turn right off your brain it would it turn right off
01:47from the pain i didn't even know what really happened to the guy
01:50but in my head it's real bad
01:53sexually charged
01:54that's it that's it
01:56their trunk is stronger than like
01:58you know
02:00their trunk it can throw a car right
02:02oh if it wants in there it's getting in there
02:06oh my god
02:08um okay
02:09not quite his noise
02:14his what is terrifying
02:16it was killing me
02:21just the thought of you being taken by an elephant
02:24the screams
02:25yeah this
02:26i went higher each time
02:28you would too
02:29i think i think you would
02:30until your brain turned right off
02:32you're right your brain is like
02:33you don't need to be here for this
02:34so not quite how it played out
02:37okay
02:37and i don't know what's worse though
02:39um
02:40this
02:41sexually charged elephant
02:42broke into a game park
02:43yeah
02:44and trampled
02:46oh
02:47this ranger
02:48okay
02:49that i'd rather have that
02:51you'd rather be trampled
02:52oh for sure
02:53i thought yeah
02:54i hear you
02:56are you kidding me
02:57mark
02:58you seen an elephant dong
02:59uh
03:00mark lottenbach's a 33 year old guide
03:02he died at leopard rock lodge
03:05after a 13,000 pound sexually charged elephant
03:09crushed him
03:10yeah
03:10they blame the elephant's aggressive behavior
03:13on the fact that he was in a heightened state
03:16of sexual tension known as
03:17must
03:18must
03:18what
03:19must
03:20there's you don't pronounce the h
03:22i don't think so
03:23must
03:24must
03:25must
03:25must
03:26i'm in must
03:27i'm in must
03:28no they get
03:30they're weird when they're
03:31they're dangerous when they get in that must
03:33i bet you could be dangerous
03:36oh i'm a dangerous
03:37i'm always in must
03:39i always
03:42every time like we find out a stuff that animals do
03:45i just always think
03:47how lucky we are that we don't have the same
03:50type of thing
03:50yeah
03:51like that if guys got a little bit horny
03:53they just start smashing
03:55i mean some do
03:56what's crazy about elephants
03:57do they leak the stuff from around their ears
03:59that's like a glandular
04:00like a smell
04:02they're all wet
04:03like
04:03on their neck
04:04oh man
04:05imagine if they have another
04:06like i need some socks
04:07oh my god
04:08oh and he's leaking again
04:10and he's leaking
04:10um
04:11the elephant broke through the fence
04:13my shirt would be soaked every day
04:15into the lodges tourist area
04:17uh the animal repeatedly
04:20trampled this ranger
04:22oh yeah
04:22as the ranger tried to steer the elephant away from the park visitors
04:26that's a different level of horny
04:28like imagine i just come in one day and i'm knocking over chairs
04:31i mean like thank god
04:32like thank god that's not the way it is
04:34like jesus we gotta get dave
04:35no
04:36oh
04:37he's screaming
04:39oh he just trampled jason
04:42jason
04:43god you
04:45yeah
04:47oh
04:48be a different day around here
04:49must
04:50thank god we don't get musty
04:52yeah
04:52yeah
04:52not something you want to have happen to you
04:54i just
04:54i'd feverishly be trying to jerk him off
04:58come here
04:59easy boy
05:00come on
05:01that'd be like jerking off a tree trunk chuck
05:03easy boy
05:04there's no way you could do it
05:05it'd be like this
05:06that's impossible
05:06it would be like this
05:08i'm trying to save my life guys
05:09i'm trying to save my life
05:11lisa
05:12ranger chuck remember your training
05:13i'm trained for it
05:16remember your training
05:17you can do this chuck get in there
05:19can you get out
05:19yeah
05:19don't forget the balls
05:21there you go
05:23there you go
05:23he likes it look at it
05:24bigger you're not getting it all
05:25you're not getting it all
05:26oh my god
05:27look at your biceps
05:30really
05:32you got a workout there
05:33the gun show
05:34it's not easy jerking an ear
05:36I'm saying like you'd have like
05:39really great biceps
05:40oh of course
05:40if you were like doing that
05:41that whole time
05:42well because that would be like
05:43your whole ranger station
05:46would just be these giant fake dongers
05:47that everyone's just practicing on
05:49all the time
05:50I think he likes that
05:56you hear him he likes that part
05:57yeah he does
05:57yeah
05:58you got it
05:59you got him in a sweet spot
05:59this poor guy
06:00you know
06:01he didn't want to die
06:02and have it like this
06:03and have it be like the headline
06:04sexually charged
06:06yeah
06:06because
06:09his death
06:10was so much more heroic
06:11than the scene
06:13that i created
06:14of him being
06:16taken
06:17by an elephant
06:18taken in the buddy
06:19someone said you'd be like a firefighter
06:21sliding down the elephant's dog
06:22I would
06:24I mean I guess my best bet
06:25would be to just
06:26jump on it
06:27with my arms and legs
06:28yeah
06:29yeah you're right
06:30you'd have to
06:30whole body jerk
06:31yeah you'd have to
06:32just try and hang on for dear life
06:33until it was over
06:34like you're trying to climb a telephone pole
06:36yeah
06:36yep
06:37absolutely
06:38you're trying to live
06:40you know
06:41yeah
06:41anything it takes
06:42alright
06:42well
06:58yeah
06:58yeah
06:59yeah
07:00so