Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the mugshot of the day and it leads to the creation of a new TV network that will air popular reality shows that are all meth related.
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00:00we'll start with our mug shots of the day okay and all i'll say is if i had this face
00:09i would be on meth as well no yeah okay a hundred percent which came first the face i think the
00:15face you ready for a mug shot let's see it you can go check it out at dave and chuck the freak
00:20dot com there oh my god stop it that's photoshop the guy just looks like that's not a guy right
00:30the guy looks like a guy yep the woman george w bush's good buddy how would you describe the
00:39woman i don't know what did i um that's my girlfriend she is turning into golem what is up
00:45with the teeth ah at least i know no that's more than that even more it's different than just
00:51regular old meth teeth i tell you those eyes and those teeth would make me do meth one eye is okay
00:57like right it's looking at you it's not a hundred percent other you know what's funny so if you
01:02walk off i just did that i just was doing that i was just doing that like one side of her face
01:07if you would take a program that just flipped them both and made them made her normal
01:15yeah you just right down the center there i mean if she had her if she got her teeth fixed and
01:20her eye wasn't like that she'd be i think they could zap that i'm not sure i am not sure you can
01:25fix anything i told you hair a new face new glasses lisa if she just got her makeup hair new glasses
01:34new teeth no she got eyes maybe that's if you did all that she'd be so cute you know what though
01:40it's too bad this is her chance the cops ruined her chance the cops ruined it you know what her
01:49face was gonna make 75 000 bucks and get all her dreams make all her dreams come true but now
01:54she's going to jail let's get some teeth in here new ass new nose new change her nose is fine
02:00nose is fine uh that is funny lisa we need to do a lisa method makeover lisa's math makeover
02:07it's like okay your jib i couldn't tell if that was a top or a bottom tooth so let's get that fixed
02:14right away we'll get you some new jib her teeth i believe her teeth became like powder so i mean
02:20they were slowly turning into a brownish powder yeah and then the the one just gave away that'd be
02:28a fun show to watch yeah we just left math makeover show do you think it's a game show where like meth
02:34heads have to do different things and then they win a makeover at the end or is it i was thinking
02:39it'd be more of like one of those like you know fashion type of bravo show number one thing we have
02:46to get them off the meth yeah right step one that's right that'll be a tough otherwise we're
02:52just gonna undo everything we just did well you look like the mind eraser from the man in black just
02:58stopped halfway welcome to lisa ways math makeovers love that you guys that's gonna be a show one day
03:08oh i hope that's that'll be the yeah makeover there's so many people on math don't you think
03:15there'll be a meth real world eventually oh god oh that what a great idea i'd watch the hell out of
03:20meth real world yeah oh my god well yeah they would die that's how you that's how you leave the show
03:27you don't see pretty people well they want to see them become pretty when you reveal their meth
03:31makeover he'll be like oh my god skin their skin's all messed up we gotta work on that
03:35listen do it with everything the meth bachelor dancing with the meth stars yes dancing with
03:40the meth stars amazing you'd watch that i'd watch a meth person samba i never would they wouldn't be
03:51able to do any of that yeah they'd fall down yeah i know that's what's great i know it'd be like
03:56that people would win with threes like dude tonight's hip-hop dance night somebody's gonna get
04:01all right dance i love this show welcome to meth dance off our first he's beating everybody
04:13he hasn't fallen yet he's beating everybody that i is starting to go
04:21he's really dancing hard it's fine oh yeah oh still going oh there we go and that's why
04:38he's the reigning champion dancing with the meth stars i'm gonna die i'm gonna give him a 10
04:4410 10 thank you god you're on my floor every time yes he'll be back fuck food for me
04:53oh my god i'd never watch dancing with the stars i'd watch dancing with the meth stars if it was
05:19ralph ralph i'm just saying there's all these all these different places are trying to like
05:25come up with their own tv shows i just read that youtube is looking for like
05:30they want a subscription service but they have to come up with their own they know they need a hit
05:36right they need a hit one of these meths meth shows is a hit my favorite one so far is just wheel
05:44of meth it would have to be the smallest little word like the yeah right and they wouldn't get it
05:58the h is given to them yeah what is it ralph
06:01welcome back to wheel of meth we're here with ralph trying to solve a three word puzzle right now
06:09h in the middle what letters are you gonna pick ralph not with us ralph can i yeah could i buy a
06:21five oh man not even remotely a letter do we have a five no it was a hard one yeah america would
06:31love the meth network and the mess oh they would i'm telling you they would you could do all every
06:36version of every show with meth in it dude incredible coming soon dave and chuck the
06:40freaks american meth network horrible and hilarious yeah join us a whole line of shows yeah it should
06:46be all right horrible and hilarious is the tagline yeah horrible and hilarious