00:00Last week, the Colorado Parks and Wildlife Department got a package in the mail with
00:09a rock inside, and there was a note with the rock that said, someone brought this home
00:16to me from your area there three years ago.
00:20Bad things have been happening ever since.
00:23I need to return it.
00:25And the Parks and Wildlife Department tweeted a picture of the note and the rock, and they
00:31reminded other people not to take rocks from the parks in Colorado.
00:35They said, you don't want to be cursed, too, right?
00:38Cursed rocks.
00:38You recall when I went to Hawaii, and there was a woman here at work that said, please
00:43get me, I'd love some rocks and shells and stuff from Hawaii.
00:46You bring some back.
00:48And I said, sure.
00:49And then just happened to be one of the locals was like, hey, what are you doing with those?
00:54I'm like, oh, there's a friend back home that wants some, you know, Hawaiian shells and
00:57Hawaiian rocks.
00:58He's like, oh, if you take from the land in Hawaii, it will be bad news for you.
01:04And he threw them off.
01:05I was like, my God!
01:06Put it all back.
01:07Put it all back where I got it.
01:09Yeah, you can, the stuff like that will mess you up.
01:11I fear a curse.
01:13Oh, a curse?
01:14Who doesn't fear a curse?
01:15No one wants a curse, guys.
01:16No one needs a curse.
01:18Yeah.
01:19A curse?
01:20Not trying to make any, like, ancient Hawaiian spirits angry.
01:23Bill is with us.
01:24Bill, you also think you've been cursed.
01:27Bill.
01:28Yes, I have.
01:29Okay, Bill, how?
01:31I bought a knockoff Rolex in China.
01:36And the very first time I wore it, I was in a bad car accident.
01:42It was laid up for about four years.
01:45Second time I wore it, I was at Joe Louis Arena and had some stuff stolen from me out of
01:51my car when I was there.
01:53Haven't wore it since.
01:55Every time you wear it, something bad happens.
01:57Two for two.
01:58The cursed fake Rolex?
01:59The curse of the fake Asian Rolex.
02:01Yes.
02:02The very bad.
02:03You took it from my friend and everything will go up in bed for you.
02:10The curse of the fake Chinese Rolex.
02:13My God.
02:15I've never been thinking that one.
02:16He's been, like, ripping it off his hand and throwing it.
02:18He sounded like he got it at one of those places where you get, like, a mogwai.
02:21Yes.
02:22Yeah, yeah.
02:23Ah, welcome.
02:24You have any fake Rolexes?
02:26You don't want a real creature that'll turn into a vicious curate?
02:31No, I don't have that kind of time for that, but I will.
02:34How about this aurorix?
02:35Oh, that's beautiful.
02:36It doesn't tick right.
02:38No, it's not real.
02:39Five bucks.
02:40It's not cursed, is it?
02:42All right, I'll take it.
02:44It's a totally curse.
02:46It has a bad, bad curse on it.
02:48What'd you just whisper?
02:49Nothing.
02:51I'm talking to mogwai.
02:52All right.
02:53All right.
02:54I'll see you later.
02:55Thanks.
02:56Bye-bye.
02:56Great watch.
02:57Uncle Daruk.
03:00Are you saying something?
03:01I'm just talking to mogwai again.
03:03Okay.
03:03All right.
03:04Well, thanks.
03:05Bye-bye.
03:06Beth's with us.
03:07Hi, Beth.
03:08How are you?
03:09I'm good.
03:10How are you?
03:11Doing okay, thanks.
03:12We're talking about the curses that people believe they've suffered through.
03:16Yeah, I never thought about it before, but my family took a trip in 04 to Hawaii, and,
03:23like, we took some sand and, like, shells and stuff, and then I've had, like, severe allergies
03:30to dairy and fructose scents, and I've just never been in full health.
03:36They took ice cream away from you?
03:37Oh, my God.
03:39It's funny how people are connecting it right now.
03:41I know.
03:42It's just Hawaii, thank you.
03:42That's why I pooped myself.
03:46That is crazy.
03:50I took some sand.
03:51Some sand and rocks.
03:52It was the sand!
03:541996.
03:56I'm on a pleasure cruise.
03:58It stopped in Hawaii.
03:59I took four pieces of rock, one shell, and a handful of sand.
04:04I still have it.
04:06My butthole fell out.
04:07Oh, man.
04:12Don't mess with no volcano curses, man.
04:16Why do I believe that curse is stronger than other curses?
04:19I don't know.
04:19You were, like, very, very interested in it.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Did you ever see the Brady Bunch?
04:24No.
04:25That's right.
04:25They had, like, a whole episode of that.
04:27There was a Brady Bunch about that.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Didn't he take some sort of tiki?
04:30There's some kind of tiki thing.
04:31Yeah, he took.
04:32He learned his lesson.
04:33Listen, if you find a little tiki something,
04:36leave it be.
04:36You can't take some kind of brunette.
04:38You can't take something with a tiki face on it that's just laying there.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:43David said it's true.
04:45How can a dumb old piece of wood give you bad luck?
04:48Unless it hits you in the head.
04:50Forget about it, Bobby.
04:51Dave said it was just an old superstition.
04:53Oh, my God.
04:54There it comes.
04:55Well, anyway, I don't think I want it anymore.
04:57That's dumb.
04:59You want it?
05:00Sure, why not?
05:01It'll make great tiki in here.
05:01The curse is light.
05:02Okay, take it.
05:03I think it gets worse, right?
05:05Yeah, it does get worse.
05:06Oh, he put it on?
05:07What are you doing wearing it to bed?
05:09They really, he found a tiki.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:11He said, he said, bad luck, come and get me.
05:14Oh, it's coming for you, little Brady boy.
05:16Oh, here comes a tarantula.
05:19I like the music with the spider.
05:22It's too old beat for a spider.
05:24Well, there's kids watching this.
05:25You can't freak them out completely.
05:27Yeah, exactly.
05:27Because this is the stuff of nightmares.
05:29Yeah.
05:30A tarantula on you?
05:31Do you know how many spider fears would have probably been caused by this episode?
05:35Oh, yeah.
05:39Oh.
05:40This is fine.
05:41Too much.
05:49Where's his big scream?
05:51She's the weirdest thing.
05:54It's like, you've never seen Brady Brunch?
05:57You've never seen the episode where they went to Hawaii and they found a wooden tiki?
06:02They just started wearing it on their necks?
06:04You've never seen a spider attack them in their bed?
06:06And I think it keeps getting worse.
06:08I think it keeps getting worse.
06:10Where does he go from there, Elise?
06:12I don't remember.
06:13I take it you guys haven't seen the Brady Brunch episode 365?
06:19I'll never take anything from Hawaii after I saw that.
06:23Last thing I need is cursed spiders.
06:28Oh, damn.
06:29Oh, damn.
06:30Oh, damn.
06:31Oh, damn.
06:31Oh, damn.
06:31Oh, damn.
06:32Oh, damn.
06:32Oh, damn.
06:33Oh, damn.
06:33Oh, damn.
06:33Oh, damn.
06:34Oh, damn.
06:34Oh, damn.
06:34Oh, damn.
06:34Oh, damn.
06:35Oh, damn.
06:35Oh, damn.
06:35Oh, damn.
06:35Oh, damn.
06:35Oh, damn.
06:36Oh, damn.
06:36Oh, damn.
06:37Oh, damn.
06:37Oh, damn.
06:38Oh, damn.
06:38Oh, damn.
06:39Oh, damn.
06:39Oh, damn.
06:39Oh, damn.
06:40Oh, damn.
06:41Oh, damn.
06:41Oh, damn.
06:42Oh, damn.
06:43Oh, damn.
06:43Oh, damn.
06:44Oh, damn.
06:45Oh, damn.
06:46Oh, damn.
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