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  • 9 months ago
Dave went to get a car wash at 6 a.m. Saturday morning and ended up trapped inside for 30 minutes with a senior honking behind him.

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00:00the other thing that happened over the weekend was uh i got stuck in a car wash
00:10stop it inside a car wash oh my god stop it it broke here's what happened saturday morning
00:18it's like okay 6 a.m right no one's up it's just me i'm like you know what i'll go get a car wash
00:25yeah you got a car wash at 6 a.m well there's no one there right that's bizarre no one around
00:30that's like his fifth thing he did that like an attendant of that kind where you go through no
00:34no it's like you just i have like a prepaid it was for my birthday last year amber got me like 12
00:39car washes on a little card right and you just swipe your card it's all automatic oh but it's
00:44one of those touchless so you the garage door opens you drive in yeah the garage door closes behind you
00:51it's a touchless car wash all around you yeah and then when it's done the garage door in front
00:56opens up and you drive out through the the blowers right right yeah so i drive in car it's jameson's
01:03with me oh that's a good buddy don't hear a little partner there somebody someone's up in the morning
01:08yeah yeah so he's sitting watching all this stuff go around having the best time and uh then it's you
01:14know it's done the robot stops and then it says drive forward and then the the fans start to go up
01:21i start to drive out the garage door will it's not opening i'm like what yeah fans are still
01:28blowing garage door it looks like it's trying to lift it must have been frozen shut right oh my
01:33from the water that's because no one went through it for hours and the yeah you're number one i'm
01:37number one in the morning number one oh don't be number one don't be number one i guess so i didn't
01:44know what to do because first of all the robot yeah one of the big arms there's one on each side
01:50of my car so i can't nope open the doors even if i wanted to otherwise i'd ram into these things
01:56and i'm like well you know someone will from the gas station will know i'm in here they'll come
02:0110 minutes later nothing i'm still sitting oh my god you call the gas station okay so that's what i
02:07tried i called four times oh yeah no one answered on a weekend yeah i was gonna say do anything at
02:136 a.m on a weekend no he answered the damn phone no he's in there walking around is he even in there
02:20is there someone there there was someone there but they didn't answer the phone yeah they're not
02:25there to answer oh my god because they're like who the hell is calling the gas station at six o'clock
02:29in the morning on the weekend if you're yeah james james hello you have gas you know it's like
02:36a prank or whatever yeah how many times james did you answer the phone at the gas station and it was
02:42any form of good news um maybe once yeah twice yeah you yeah the phone hardly ever rings no so
02:50now i'm sitting there it's 20 minutes oh my god you start laying on the horn and i see lights that
02:56the other senior has pulled up there's lights now yeah i'm starting to sing this guy in the way hole
03:01well i guess it's now 6 a.m it's a senior yeah it's probably my dad hot on his heels
03:08but i guess he kept trying to enter his coat but it wouldn't enter because it still sensed
03:13there was a car in there right yeah he's honking his horn and thank god oh thank god because it
03:20finally got the attention uh but he's like come on oh yeah he's upset he's got stuff like i was
03:27stuck i was taking my time he's got some kind of fool on opiates in here he's got those opiloids
03:34inside the car wash he's dead there's a dead body there's a dead body in there his dog's eating him
03:41i can see dog movement
03:44he's just letting the water spray him he doesn't care save some of that heat for the rest of us
03:54what kind of freak gets here before me
03:56he's probably been here for days
04:00oh thank god for that senior so right before the senior i was literally gonna call the cops
04:06like the non-emergency line yeah but just be like hey can you send someone down to this gas station
04:11because i'm trapped in their car wash i would have felt like an idiot oh what a terrible day
04:15right to call the cops from the car wash how how the worst but is this dave hunter we'll send all cars
04:21no and then well first i thought i'm gonna call amber but she never would have heard it anyway she
04:27was sound asleep i was gonna get her to drive to the gas station and get the guy to come let me out
04:32and amber had to get up oh my god that early because her husband got stuck in the car wash with
04:38her dog and she had to get up out of her sleep and go over there and then she's like
04:44my gas station attendant my husband's stuck in there with this dog
04:48baby baby open your garage
04:50so um yeah so as i'm like looking up the non-emergency number for the local police department
05:12thank god the senior in his pickup honked thinking it was just me and then he kept honking and finally
05:19the young barely english capable indian fella yes hello comes running out he's like son what'd you
05:26do what'd you do i'm like what did i do yeah oh now you're in a conversation oh yeah yeah yeah
05:32what did jameson's right up at the window too like you don't mess with my dad yeah i'm like i've been
05:38in here for 25 minutes i said i called you four times you didn't look out to see that someone was
05:44stuck in your car wash he's like oh sir very sorry i'm very sorry i will i hold on so then
05:51the dude was either asleep or jerking he's probably he was right because when i went in i had to go
05:57into the come out of the car wash and go into the gas station to get a he's like i'll give you a free
06:01car wash i had to go in and get a little receipt for a free car wash and he looked like
06:06he was probably asleep because he had just jerked off and he passed out right god it happens all the
06:12time trust me overnight guy that happened it's happened so then finally he's it was frozen after
06:21like struggling to get it open and finally opened up so how long were you in there uh by the end of
06:28it it was half an hour total by the time i got my little free car wash if i get it out of there
06:32that's too long it was stressful but it's just never something i imagined happening in my life
06:38being stuck in a car wash a rough morning yeah no it wasn't good
06:42you
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