Latin Sheriff Seinfeld

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a mayoral candidate in New Mexico who was interrupted on stage by a flying dildo drone and think his style looks very similar to Jerry Seinfeld.

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00:00The other big breaking story of the day is the flying dildo.

00:09Wow.

00:10That attacked a sheriff.

00:13Pick that sheriff.

00:15No one expects a flying dildo, but that's exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzalez III.

00:22His campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event by a large donger attached to a drone.

00:31Ah, they did this move again.

00:33Yeah, I was going to say, they did it one other time.

00:34Yeah.

00:35Like, it was in another country, I think.

00:37Yep.

00:37The drone hovered toward him as he was answering a question from a member of the audience,

00:42and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.

00:46Unfortunately, the only video I could find, they've dubbed some dumb song over it,

00:49so I can't hear the actual audio, but this is how it played out here.

00:54I'll just keep it down if it's just some stupid song.

00:58Yeah, it's just, there he is talking on the stage, and then here's the incoming, here's the incoming dong.

01:03Oh, that's incredible.

01:04That makes me so happy.

01:07That's got a lot of lift force.

01:09That's a very powerful drone, yeah, because that's a big dong.

01:15Oh, man, a hero came up and grabbed it.

01:17Yeah, a hero grabs it and pulls it out of the air.

01:20But you hear in the, apparently in the unedited video, a woman said,

01:25is that a dong on a drone?

01:28Yes, it is, man.

01:29The offending object was snatched from the air by a man identified as the owner of the establishment hosting the event.

01:36That one girl's hair says everything you need to know about wherever that was at.

01:38That's all I keep, like, this video, like, it's like, what year is this video from?

01:44Look at the guy's jeans, and he's got the Seinfeld look.

01:48He does have the Seinfeld.

01:50He does have the Seinfeld.

01:51He totally, the sheriff has the Seinfeld.

01:53I didn't know that was a look until you just said that.

01:55Yeah, it is.

01:55It's totally a look.

01:56That's a look.

01:57That's him.

01:58He's Latin Sheriff Seinfeld.

02:00They're back in time.

02:00And then, like, look at that girl's hair.

02:02They don't know what year it is there.

02:04They don't.

02:05Except for the drone.

02:06The drone was the most modern thing there.

02:08They never seen anything like it.

02:10I love the guy in the background who's taking a video as soon as the dildo drone comes into view.

02:15Oh, yeah, the sound guy.

02:17Was the guy who captured the dog, was he in jorts?

02:20Was he in jean shorts?

02:21I'm going to try to identify this.

02:25That girl's hair.

02:27Come on, do you have jorts on?

02:29Please.

02:30Please have jorts.

02:31I just noticed.

02:32Yep, he did.

02:33I think he did.

02:34It looked close.

02:35They were blue.

02:36They were.

02:36I thought they were.

02:39Someday that town may, with this Gonzalez as mayor, get out of 1991.

02:46I don't know.

02:46He's got the Seinfeld.

02:47He wants 91 back, I think.

02:50He's rocking the full Seinfeld.

02:51Probably his girlfriend.

02:52As Lisa said, give me my best pair of Seinfeld jeans.

02:55I need to talk to you.

02:55I trust him because he looks like a Jerry Seinfeld.

03:02That's why I vote for him.

03:04I feel like I trust him.

03:07Trust him more because of his Seinfeld look.

03:09It's funny to just picture him now coming out with...

03:23That's his style, right?

03:33That's his style.

03:34That's what he likes to rock.

03:36Yeah.

03:38I promise we will get a regular pants here if I am elected a mayor.

03:44He reminds me of someone.

03:47Someone from the past.

03:49Is it a Jerry Seinfeld?

03:51It is a Jerry Seinfeld.

04:01That's who it is.

04:02He's got the running shoes.

04:03Right.

04:04And the jeans.

04:05A Jerry Seinfeld.

04:07Jerry Seinfeld.

04:08I trust him.

04:10He's the god of my vote.

04:11I am funny but sensible.

04:16I have a dating problem.

04:18Have you guys ever been on a subway?

04:21I think we should all meet at a diner together.

04:25He says, what's the deal with that alive?

04:28What is the deal with the dong coppers?

04:31What is the deal with the dong coppers?

04:37Amazing.

04:38I hate getting my vote.

04:40Latin Sheriff Seinfeld.

04:46Freeze right of there.

04:47Yeah.

04:47Boom.

04:50He's got a poofy shirt on.

04:52It is.

04:53It's a pirate shirt.

04:55Why is he wearing this?

04:55This is my running mate of George.

05:00George Yastanza.

05:03Incredible.

05:03Fuck.

05:05I want to.

05:05Fuck.

05:31Fuck.

05:32Fuck.

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