The McDonald's Oath

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a grown man who threw a tantrum and threatened to kill everyone in a McDonald's after the employees refused to make a Happy Meal for him before the lunch hour officially started!

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00:00dave and chuck the freak salute the douchebag of the day listen if a little kid threw a tantrum

00:13like this i'd probably understand it more this is a grown-ass man oh i don't understand oh it's a

00:19man 36 year old james springer went to a mcdonald's in northern virginia and wanted to order a happy

00:27meal but it was before 10 a.m so it was too early to get one yeah most mcdonald's don't start serving

00:36lunch until 10 30 so they said sorry sir you can only get breakfast that's when he threw a tantrum

00:43he wanted a freaking happy meal yeah and when they repeatedly said no

00:51he responded by threatening to execute everyone in the restaurant oh geez that's that's gotta be

01:00like the most dangerous shift to work is like breakfast into lunch you gotta be like trained

01:06like one of those like uh where they talk people out of doing crimes yeah like a negotiator

01:10this negotiator sir listen listen listen it's not started yet go ahead you know what i'm gonna do

01:20just shoot me if you're gonna do it we can't get you a happy meal right now it's 10 46

01:25i'm gonna execute every single person do it you're gonna have to 11 you're telling me you'd rather have

01:35me execute everyone inside your place other than just make me my four nuggies and a tiny little fry

01:43a tiny little fry it says so on the sign it says right there on the sign 11 a.m's lunch

01:50there's no breaking you there's nothing i can do i'm the assistant manager

01:57all right have a nice day thanks see you at 11 yeah come back for lunch there's never a time

02:04limit on a murder meal no no uh well they called the cops of course uh he was gone by the time the

02:11cops got there but while they were talking to witnesses they got another call about a driver

02:14pointing a gun at someone in traffic so the cops left to respond to that then they got another call

02:22from the same mcdonald's because this guy showed back up oh no when his time came up so he could

02:27get his happy meal oh he did come back he came back they were serving lunch he's like well well well

02:33can i get a happy meal please yes because it's 11 nuggets small fry can i have extra fries

02:42you got it because it's a toy toy for a boy please of course toy for a boy so they still um they were

02:50ready to serve him his happy meal but they just dragged it out to make sure the cops could come

02:53back guys this is taking forever gotta fire up the fryer they i'm sure he was pissed at that too

03:01right they're stalling with the happy meal so they can make sure the cops show back up it's the hardest

03:06shift probably to where they're like the navy seat well remember we had the story about the guy who

03:11wanted his nugs yeah right he's gonna kill him and yeah but they still denied him yeah yeah they're

03:16not afraid to die no listen i'm with you i wish we could start lunch earlier yeah there is nothing i

03:23can do you're just cool with dying we're all ready to die in here sir that's right it's hash browns or

03:33nothing it's part of the oath we take of the mcdonald's workers our mcdonald's oath

03:40we took a very serious night

03:42they have to respect those golden arches yeah they do they do so yeah a bunch of a bunch of

03:51charges he died for the golden arches don't do it people don't do it it's not worth it

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