00:00in a new poll they asked people you can choose one thing know how you're gonna die
00:12or when you're gonna die what would you prefer any of it i hate when these questions i know
00:20how you're gonna die probably when or when you're gonna die it's good it's better to know when right
00:27yeah so you can plan it's better to know when so you can because if well if you found out mindset
00:32changes yeah if you're like hey guess what you're you're dying in 2025 it's like okay well then i
00:38quit well what if it was like you're gonna die uh you know parachuting in turkey you'd be like then
00:45you could avoid it right never yeah but then you're like you so you go your whole life you're like okay
00:49well i'll make sure that i'm never parachuting in turkey but then all of a sudden like i don't know
00:54how it would happen so it's like all of a sudden you're on an airplane yeah but it won't be and
00:59it flies over turkey somehow and some guy gives you a parachute and you're like oh man crap here it is
01:05the plane just falls apart midair and you just actually fall out and you're not really skydiving
01:09you're right falling out of a plane but i feel like if they give you the information they're not
01:13gonna be that specific like he will die skydiving over paris it's more right it'll be a skydiving
01:18accident and jason the g what's your take on this well like if you know how so let's say you're
01:23gonna die choking but you don't know when every time you eat would just be like anxiety and
01:28terrifying you know what i mean oh yeah oh my god i almost died choking last night stop it no the worst
01:34choking incident i've ever had in my life like i'm still sore from coughing and choking so hard
01:39steak no you know what it was peanuts no amber made firecracker salmon and whatever the sauce like
01:48it was like sticky sauce on top of it it got stuck in my throat like the spice the hot spicy
01:55stuff and it was like burning a mother freaking nightmare yeah wow i was in every position known
02:02to man trying to like well stop trying to you know you could get you could get air it just was like i
02:08could get air but every time i took a breath i i'd choke that's oh so even if you couldn't drink
02:14something you know eventually so 10 minutes in of me like i'm purple now amber's freaking out
02:19yeah doggy style or missionary at his point i was everything i was everything i was trying every
02:23position just to see um you know what worked what mashed potatoes yeah then we'll see it'll clean the
02:31no honestly we had some leftover mashed potato and it was like quick quick quick i took them and i guess
02:38kind of pushed it kind of pushed whatever it was yes that's a real irish uh remedy that's a real
02:44oh quick get the mashed potatoes get the glass and get the emergency mashed potatoes
02:49dave's the only guy i know who had a life saved by mashed potatoes
02:53yeah that's the first time ever that's pretty cool man yeah honestly whatever i tried milk i tried
03:01water nothing was working mashed potatoes pushed it down and i was able to
03:07i've long said that they should be in a first aid kit yeah
03:10the emergency mash
03:12we'll have to put some in the studio here just in case you guys are next you know
03:17i never thought sometimes yeah
03:19i'll save you dave
03:21swallow it
03:26you got like instant mashed potatoes he's trying to fight you
03:29he's spitting at me it's got to be real no
03:32you're gonna save your life there's no time for the real mashed potatoes i'm in here mashing real potatoes
03:36you're dying man quick come on it takes time it's homie
03:40mashing them up dave don't die on us
03:42i don't know if they're mashed up enough he's very particular about his mashed potatoes
03:47i just realized it looks like i'm just
03:49i was mashing potatoes it's no time to jerk off jim
03:55i'm not jerking i need mashed potatoes it's your life dave
03:58i would never jerk in a moment like this
04:00i'm the greatest masher of potatoes there is from all my training
04:04i have an arm built for mashed potatoes
04:07oh my god look at his left hand go
04:09i feed dave my mashed potatoes and he like turns 20 years younger
04:13but honestly it was the oh i was like finally it was 10 minutes of stress right
04:19right yeah and so finally mashed potatoes saved the day
04:24i've seen i've seen one other person what i would say choking from spice
04:30like my buddy gordy my buddy gordy went out with us it was like a birthday dinner for rowan
04:36and i can't even remember what they had they had like some spicy
04:41spicy wings or something like that and he it was the spice he wasn't
04:46he wasn't choking on food like food did not block his airway right and
04:53it's such a weird thing amber ended her phone call she was on five minutes into
04:57she didn't think it was that serious
04:59she's like oh i i should go i'll call you but dave's choking
05:05jameson was like what do i do oh boy he's mashing potatoes
05:10that's funny yeah i do i don't know if your throat closes because of the spice or what
05:15yeah i don't know what that is but i've seen it and it's weird yeah like every time i tried to
05:20take a breath in i would like choke
05:22anyway have mashed potatoes it'd be weird if you died from salmon firecracker salmon it would be
05:29really yeah like what happened to dave firecracker salmon
05:33yeah you didn't hear oh you didn't have the mashed potatoes yeah there's no mashed potatoes anywhere
05:37was it covid no no no no no in the time of covid dave died of eating firecracker salmon
05:46he took all the precautions he was wearing a mask
05:51but he died of firecracker salmon they look at a list of all the food deaths they're like that
05:57crazy japanese poison fish uh-huh there's a bunch of people and then one salmon
06:02just one one salmon yes we had one worldwide report of firecracker salmon just one just one that's it
06:10that's it
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