Scary Fearina

Beasley Digital

A politician made a song relating to her campaign and the show thinks it sounds like a creepy horror ghost woman.

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00:00so ted cruz introduced carly fiorina as his running mate yesterday the weirdest part is

00:15so she gave an acceptance speech kind of yeah and then she made up a little song

00:19what she made up a song about ted cruz and his daughters what how because she's gonna

00:25spend time with them on the campaign bus okay i know two girls that i just adore i'm so happy i

00:34can see them more because we travel on the bus all day we get to play we get to play i won't bore you

00:45with any more of the song just when you thought the election couldn't get any weirder yeah she has

00:52to come out with a bus song you know what i mean though so i'm back i'm i'm i'm coming up with a

00:58strategy right i'm like donald trump just won five states last night we got to do something i got an

01:05idea we're gonna say carly is our vp just god i hope to god she doesn't go out there and sing a bus song

01:11or something stupid i know two girls that i just adore oh jesus christ i'm so happy i can see them

01:20more because we travel on the bus all day we get to play we get to play i won't bore you with any

01:30we get to play on the bus here's our uh plans yeah thanks for your freaky song something like this

01:38amazing song i loved it i wish she'd sing more yeah she's an amazing talented woman i mean let's play it

01:45again you want to hear it again it was a creepy just a it sounded like a ghost woman it sounded like you

01:52walked into a haunted house and you heard from the distance a goddamn ghost woman imagine being on

01:57that bus no i cannot with ted cruz in this broad oh jesus i know two girls that love to play

02:07i gotta get out of here

02:08the door's locked the door's locked

02:10to be on the bus all day

02:12i knew we shouldn't have gotten in here

02:14the legends are real

02:17time for us to play

02:20no

02:23no no no no i gotta get out of here

02:27i knew this was gonna be bad i knew it but i didn't know it was gonna be this bad

02:33and i'm scared it's time totally

02:37no then ted cruz jumps out of the corner with that face

02:43oh god

02:44everybody has to put ourselves up with a weird nose

02:46oh jesus

02:47he's got a book around his lap he's got a book around his hand

02:51just reading like green eggs and ham

02:53sam i am

02:55oh dear christ

02:58Tell him, Carly.

03:01I know two things that I just adore.

03:04Oh, no, I feel you're stealing my soul.

03:07I feel it, I know you're going to steal it.

03:10We're going to steal a country in your soul.

03:13Oh, no, special little cops, girls, but happy.

03:15We get to play.

03:17We're all things up.

03:20That took a creepy turn.

03:26I'm telling you, Trump should hire us.

03:28Because we make a minute-long commercial like that,

03:31and people are, that's it, they're done.

03:33They're done.

03:35You guys heard about this Dave and Chuck Shaw out of Detroit?

03:37Yeah.

03:37They nailed the Carly thing.

03:39I mean, she was like a ghost woman.

03:41She was like a ghost woman.

03:42I was going to say she's ugly, but she looked like a ghost.

03:44That's scary, scary stuff.

03:46Yep.

03:47That is a scary, scary bitch.

03:48Singing about kids?

03:49Singing about kids?

03:51That's a scary, dumb bitch right there.

03:54She probably played the woman card, too.

03:56Not as scary as Hillary, but scary, you know?

04:00Hillary's a goddamn bitch, too.

04:01It goes well, though.

04:02You got the goddamn ghost bitch,

04:04and the grandpa from the Munsters.

04:07So, you know, I sent him out of Tanzania, for all I can.

04:11You can try yourself.

04:15Yeah, jeez.

04:16Sorry, America.

04:17Trying to make it great, not scary.

04:20Trying to make America totally creepy again.

04:24I didn't realize this was a Ouija board party.

04:27We were summoning ghosts.

04:28I know someone I would like to play with.

04:33Oh, dear.

04:33Jesus, God, that's a day you're like a ghost woman.

04:36Look at you.

04:36Donald, I ran out of holy water.

04:40I'm going to cut all your hair off, Donald.

04:43We need to build a wall around you.

04:47Save the country.

04:48I know two girls that I just adore.

04:53I'm so happy I can see them more.

04:56There's something on the other side.

04:58We travel on the bus all day.

05:01We get to play.

05:02We get to play.

05:04Oh, my God.

05:07Oh, that's really.

05:09We've taken it to a place that I don't even think the Trump campaign even realizes you can take it.

05:14No.

05:15Is running mates that little doll from Annabelle.

05:20Creepy little doll with an ugly face.

05:22Someone said Trump's going to call her Carly Fear Arena.

05:26It's Fear Arena because she's scary as hell.

05:29Yes, she is.

05:29She's real scary.

05:30She pop out of you.

05:31Her tech crews pop out of you.

05:33You're pooping yourself.

05:34I don't care what you're doing.

05:36Oh, man.

05:39Oh, man.

05:40Not to mention that, what was it, like, 40% of Florida thought Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer.

05:45That's right.

05:46That's right.

05:47That's not helping his costs.

05:48No.

05:49You mean you could elect a Zodiac Killer and his creepy friend?

05:52Yeah.

05:53Annabelle?

05:54Oh, man.

05:55Just a really dumb move on everyone's part.

05:57Really dumb.

05:58I know two girls that I just adore.

06:03It's amazing.

06:04I'm so happy I can see them more.

06:07I can't lose.

06:09Because we travel on the bus all day.

06:12We get to play.

06:12Wow, this lady's something, huh?

06:13We get to play.

06:15Yeah, she's ugly, though, huh?

06:16Like, really ugly.

06:18Good Christ.

06:19Ugly and dumb.

06:20He should have chose that booger on his lip to run with him.

06:23Would have done better.

06:24Would have been less...

06:25No

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