Lisa's Plane Worry

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a passenger who was removed from a flight at Metro Airport which leads to a discussion of Lisa's concern over luggage when flying.

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00:00a youtube video of a woman being dragged off a delta flight at detroit's metro airport surfaced

00:12online she was removed for not complying with proper boarding procedures according to a

00:18spokesperson with the airport what did she do what yeah what did she do something about her

00:23her luggage was it a luggage one of the articles i read said it was you ran past

00:30like the gate people trying to get on the plane because she was supposed to be seated somewhere

00:34she was worried about not having overhead compartments oh oh that's my biggest fear too

00:39i was gonna say if you knew how many times lisa has said that

00:43it's my number one worry

00:46no listen listen i'm telling you because it was like us four or whatever we had the last time

00:55you know and like lisa like we were sort of waiting around for like different sections

00:59we called lisa's like let's just got to get up there because i mean it's gonna go fast it's

01:04gonna go super fast the last thing that i need is for this to get checked yeah she was real worried

01:10she was worried i know overhead compartment space we gotta go guys no because i think like uh

01:17james and andy might have been were you guys like zone three in the last flight and like lisa gave you

01:22guys that look like so sorry no you're probably gonna get your bags you guys don't care they don't

01:29you guys don't care i was only one that cares i barely had enough room for my unicorn backpack in

01:34the overhead it was like we were in a war-torn nation and listen like i was a refugee being

01:39torn away like one way and then like shuffling you in the other way

01:43i'm like lisa i'm in zone three oh my god you're gonna die in zone three i'm in zone three i don't

01:50know if i'll ever even get off the plane or on it i have no idea help me oh that's scary that i

01:58walked into that one flight that we talked about before where they had no overhead space at all

02:03oh oh you could fit a wallet up there and i'm telling you just a wallet yeah that's my wallet

02:11here people don't know but lisa's got some i call it safari luggage okay it looks like she's going

02:18in a 1920s african safari it's it's like a white it's all white like white bags it looks old school

02:29yeah so she loves her luggage and sure enough the flight attendant is going by and she's closing

02:38the door she's like close door close door she's oh my god whose bag is this whose bag is this

02:46lisa's like that's my bag

02:49i've never like i was oh lisa you're dead they're doing something no this chick is just like it's the

02:58greatest single piece of luggage i've ever seen in my entire life this come on really yeah

03:06i was like thank you

03:09that makes me say it did comment on her boots or luggage she was she was like riding high

03:18chuck thought i was in big trouble i did i'm like oh what did you do i told you that luggage is famous

03:23getting on the plane would be like the light blast boat for the fight to titanic leaving andy and

03:29james exactly that's what it seemed like me and james are just playing violins

03:33save yourself lisa yeah we'll be fine we'll hold each other for warmth

03:38funny if lisa stood up for andy and james and said i pledge this tribute

03:42i'm like the zone two

03:45it was like she's going on a 1920s african safari it's white with like bands you know like around

03:58it it's like that old school like amelia airheart is taking it

04:02oh sorry oh they were both drinking when i said that you killed them both oh my god

04:08lisa

04:09you know what i mean like that's what it is she's lisa is the one of the first air travelers

04:16she's one of the very first you know it's what she looks like lisa puts a scarf on

04:22i'm telling you that helmet that old i'm off to adventure listen when i first saw it okay so

04:31the first time we went to vegas i saw it for the first time and i was like i was like oh wow it's

04:36like a safari thing it's like safari it's the coolest luggage ever and then i was like no it's

04:45i was trying to explain what it's like and that's what it's like it's like amelia airheart

04:50airheart is traveling around the world in the 2000s yeah a blog that james sent me a link to

04:59from this woman who was on the plane she said the woman didn't check in with the gate agent

05:02walked right on the plane oh she blew by the gate agent didn't check in because she wasn't an early

05:07border and she said she deserved overhead bin space a colleague in the back by her said she was mouthy

05:13and had a huge attitude police tackled her out of her seat and brought her to the ground not sure how

05:18she was subdued some people speculated a taser i just would never imagine trying to blow by those

05:23people no they look just about as pissed off as a person can be oh they are and they are especially

05:29whenever you know if you're the first flight of the day you have a chance if you're like one of the

05:34last yeah well i feel like too they got like one button to push and then you got like nine taser

05:39darts in you yeah oh yeah yeah they will get you zone three never forget lisa zone three i'll tell you

05:49she's so concerned with them what zone are you guys no not zone three seriously you got zone three

06:00not zone three not zone two

06:03no

06:04no

06:05no

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