Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a few issues related to an upcoming event of theirs and need to wake up Ken in order to get some answers.
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00:30Yeah.
00:30We've got to figure this out.
00:31Ken's supposed to tell us more.
00:33Apparently he's called an emergency meeting but didn't tell any of us about it.
00:36As I told James, just let me know what we're doing because I'm going home.
00:42I'm not sticking around for the old, I want to find out what's going on with the people.
00:48No, I don't care personally.
00:51I don't care what's happening.
00:53I'll be there.
00:54I'll be there.
00:55We'll be there.
00:56We know that it's happening, where it's happening and where.
01:00No, we just don't know.
01:00Just tell us when to be there.
01:01I like that all our promotions are like a scavenger hunt for our listeners where they've got to put these pieces together.
01:07I swear to God, though.
01:08I mean, I think all during vacation I heard, hey, RSVP, we're going to do this.
01:13You've got to RSVP.
01:15It's RSVP at some point.
01:17I got an email from a listener saying he did RSVP.
01:19What?
01:19And I had to email him like, how did you do it?
01:22Could you tell us?
01:23Yeah.
01:23We don't even know.
01:24Did he tell you?
01:25No, he hasn't gotten back to me yet.
01:27Secrets.
01:27Oh, man.
01:28He called Ken directly.
01:30Ken's line.
01:31Probably set up somewhere on the website that shouldn't be accessible yet, but he found it.
01:34He probably got the instructions posted on Craigslist for money.
01:37Yeah, exactly.
01:38You want to get into the Peep Show Live?
01:39That's not a bad idea, James.
01:40Here's how to do it.
01:41You owe me $50 cash.
01:43Do you think someone just typed in like they were at like, you know, riff.com slash Dave and Chuck slash Peep Show?
01:48They just like, Peep Show Live?
01:51You think they just tried that?
01:52There's nowhere to enter.
01:53I see if you click on.
01:55Like they just took a guess on the top.
01:57Like you can buy a ticket.
01:58They probably ended up signing up for like $0.5K for three years.
02:01What?
02:02Lisa?
02:02You can buy a ticket.
02:04You can buy a ticket for a dollar.
02:05A dollar?
02:05We're charging a buck?
02:07Who's getting the dollar?
02:08Ken.
02:09Well, that's my service email.
02:11That's my phone.
02:13It's a Ken service feed.
02:15Yeah.
02:16I just texted Ken emergency with the siren emoticon, so hopefully.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:22That's horrible.
02:23He did.
02:23He was like in the midst of a dream with like four naked chicks.
02:29He's just like, why, yes, I'd like you to give me a bubble bath.
02:32Yeah.
02:33They're feeding him actual food that he can eat.
02:35But now one of them is going to start to turn into Dave's face.
02:38Oh, yeah.
02:38Exactly.
02:39I think it starts to morph into Dave's face.
02:41All of a sudden, the red lights just start going off in the bathroom.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Good morning, Ken.
02:46There's a big siren all of a sudden.
02:49He's up now.
02:50I just got a text.
02:51He's up.
02:52Okay.
02:52All right.
02:53Well, we're calling you up.
02:54I am now.
02:57All right.
02:59Well, news slash Ken, we're calling you.
03:02Good morning.
03:03Good morning.
03:04Let's see.
03:05Boop.
03:06Boop.
03:06Boop.
03:06Oh, poor Ken.
03:07Here we go.
03:08Let's give it.
03:09I am now.
03:10Oh, my God.
03:17With service fees, the two tickets are $8.
03:20Ken?
03:21What?
03:22Morning, Ken.
03:27Hi, Ken.
03:29Hello.
03:30Hey, Chuck.
03:30How are you doing?
03:32Oh, I'm great.
03:33Yeah.
03:33Happy New Year.
03:34Yeah.
03:34Happy New Year.
03:36New Year's what?
03:37Ken, we're having a bit of a dilemma because although the Peep Show Live isn't officially
03:46available yet, people are able to purchase tickets online through Ticketmaster, Ticketweb.
03:54Ticketmaster.
03:54Yes.
03:55Yes, they're available for sale.
03:58No, they're not selling them.
04:00Yes, they are, actually.
04:02They actually are selling them for a buck.
04:04Service fees are $6.56 for a $1 ticket.
04:10So for a ticket, it's $8.56 that people are paying.
04:17A lot of listeners have already RSVP'd and have paid out the money.
04:21It's unreal.
04:23Gracious.
04:25I got a feeling.
04:26So Ticketmaster, Ticketweb, and the Magic.
04:29Ticketweb.
04:30It's not Ticketmaster.
04:31It's through Ticketmaster.
04:32You can link through Ticketmaster.
04:34It's available.
04:35You search it there.
04:36It is Ticketmaster.
04:36It's supposed to be free.
04:39Yeah.
04:39They actually paid for it?
04:40Yes, people are paying for it.
04:42Have paid.
04:43Yes.
04:44All right.
04:45I'll make that call when I...
04:46It is supposed to be free?
04:52So now we'll have to pay...
04:54Yes.
04:54It's supposed to be free.
04:56Okay.
04:57Yeah.
04:57Because people are...
04:58My guess is a mistake.
05:00Yeah.
05:01Yeah.
05:02All right.
05:02Well, we just wanted to let you know.
05:04We just wanted to clarify because we had listeners emailing us, texting us.
05:06Oh, well, hey.
05:07I'm glad you called.
05:08I mean, I love talking to you guys.
05:09We love talking to you too, Ken.
05:14Just staying on top of things.
05:16Oh, well, that's what I do.
05:19Happy 2017.
05:22Talk to a blazing start, huh?
05:25Yeah.
05:25Oh, yeah.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Come on out of the gate strong.
05:30So what do we do for the people that have already purchased tickets through this?
05:34We probably can't promise them.
05:35We can't promise them.
05:36How about I count their money back tomorrow?
05:38I don't know.
05:40I'm pretty sure...
05:41Don't buy any tickets, though, listeners.
05:42I'm pretty sure they're effed.
05:44All right, Ken.
05:45Well, just had to clarify that.
05:47Sorry, as always, to call you and wake you back.
05:49No, you're not.
05:49No, I am for sure.
05:51I had lots of guilt.
05:52Oh, wow.
05:53I had lots of guilt.
05:54It was real early.
05:55Back to sleep, Ken.
05:56That's why I gave you a nice text first to see if you were up.
05:59Oh, no.
05:59There was no text.
06:00You up.
06:01Anyway, it's going to be quite a day for you, so we'll let you get it started.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Thanks.
06:06Yeah.
06:06All right.
06:06Good morning, Ken.
06:08Goodbye.
06:08All right.
06:09See you later.
06:10There's Ken.
06:10Have a blessed day.
06:11Have a blessed day.
06:12Do you think he goes back to sleep now, or do you think he's up?
06:15He's up.
06:16He's up.
06:16I think he's got a lot of stuff to do.
06:18Yeah.
06:18Probably should get it done as soon as possible.
06:21Well, other people aren't.
06:23They're not there yet.
06:23Right out of the gate.
06:25I mean, you're going to call the magic bag?
06:27Yeah, we've got to get that taken down.
06:29ASAP, Ken.
06:30ASAP.
06:31Yes, we do.
06:31All right.
06:32I'm going to call the magic bag.
06:32I'm going to call the magic bag.