00:00I'm just digging myself in deep right now.
00:02I'm not crazy, and no female ever is.
00:06They're justified.
00:08Hi, I'm Bobbie Hiltoff.
00:09This is If It Were Me.
00:14Today, I'm going through real-life Cosmo confesses from readers
00:17and telling you guys how I would handle them.
00:19I don't really handle any awkward situation well.
00:22I just talk a lot and embarrass myself, so here we go.
00:28After hours.
00:29My former boss and I have stayed in touch
00:30since I left the company.
00:32Our conversations have taken a steamy turn,
00:34and he invited me to visit his office after hours.
00:37Should I go and risk running into my old co-workers?
00:42I feel like there's no risk.
00:43It's after hours, isn't it?
00:45I think she should go.
00:48Why not?
00:48Do we not?
00:49You guys don't.
00:50You guys look like she shouldn't go.
00:51What type of company is it?
00:53Are we talking like a corporate job?
00:56He's rich.
00:56He's the CEO.
00:59She should go.
01:00Maybe he's good-looking.
01:01I assume he's good-looking, or they wouldn't stay in touch.
01:05That's not true.
01:06You don't stay in touch only if someone's good-looking, but...
01:09I think they'll understand if they run into you.
01:12They'll be like, yeah, I would do it too.
01:15Managing expectations.
01:16After breaking up with my girlfriend,
01:18her best friend began sending me flirty texts
01:20admitting she's had a crush on me for a while.
01:22I'm into her, but don't want to piss off my ex.
01:25How do I respond?
01:27You can't date.
01:28No, you don't respond.
01:30You can't date your ex-girlfriend's best friend.
01:34It might even be illegal.
01:36So yeah, I would just leave that alone and be like,
01:40she'll feel weird about that if he doesn't reply.
01:43And I think that's enough.
01:45The billion-dollar question.
01:46My friend is married to a billionaire,
01:49and recently they offered me $5,000 per month to date them.
01:53Do I put off my own happy ending to give them theirs?
01:57Well, $5,000 per month, that's not enough.
02:00That's not enough.
02:00No, don't put off.
02:02That's not enough to date them.
02:04I thought it said 500,000 when I was looking back.
02:07That would be enough per month.
02:10He's a billionaire.
02:12You think he wants to date?
02:14Yeah, I don't know.
02:15It's her friend.
02:17Do her a solid.
02:17Give her 500,000.
02:19Why are they paying her?
02:20Like, they don't...
02:21She obviously doesn't want to do this.
02:23That's weird.
02:24It's not weird.
02:25I don't want to judge your situation.
02:26Um, that's a little bit weird, you know?
02:30But if you're gonna do it, just do it for a year.
02:34Then you don't have to ruin your life and you got their money.
02:37Is three a crowd?
02:39After talking about our vanilla sex lives,
02:41my friend and I created a joint Hinge account.
02:43We matched with a guy who was down for a threesome,
02:46but now I'm worried it might ruin our friendship.
02:48Do I do it for the plot?
02:50That seems like a crazy jump.
02:52There's other things you could try before.
02:54I don't think it goes from vanilla sex
02:56to Hinge dating threesome.
02:59That could be dangerous.
03:01What if this guy's weird?
03:03You're just gonna meet up with him and have a threesome?
03:05But I think that if they did it, they could still be friends after.
03:08It's just gonna be something to talk about forever.
03:11The rogue sexed.
03:12I took a sexy video of myself for my boyfriend,
03:15but I was too proud of my work and hit send too quickly.
03:18I accidentally texted it to my aunt instead.
03:21How do I come back from this?
03:23Oh no, but I don't think you can come back from this one.
03:27I was thinking about it and it's, um,
03:29you just, that's, that's, you have to change families.
03:32You're done?
03:33I could never see her again.
03:37You can't go to Thanksgiving on that note?
03:39No.
03:39Maybe lean into it fully.
03:41Just start posting that online.
03:42Start sending a lot.
03:43Send some to your other aunts.
03:49What do you think?
03:50Should I send this to my boyfriend?
03:52Just, um, I would just really not say you were embarrassed.
03:56Maybe if she's wearing like a bra and underwear,
03:58you could maybe say, like, what do you think about this set?
04:02I don't know.
04:04The crazy ex.
04:05I was on a first date with a guy
04:07and I asked about his last relationship.
04:09He then launched into a long rant about his crazy ex,
04:12even calling her Satan.
04:14Should I see him again or take this as a sign
04:16to run in the opposite direction?
04:18Yeah, I think that anyone who has a crazy ex
04:22made her crazy.
04:23Don't talk about how crazy your ex was.
04:27I feel like most girls take that as a sign that it was you.
04:31So it's not giving what you think that it's giving.
04:33It's doing the opposite.
04:34It's like when my kids tell me stories.
04:36I have to ask for context, you know?
04:38Like, give me context.
04:39Gentle parent him into giving you more,
04:42more context about what he did to make her crazy.
04:48I sound like a crazy person.
04:49I'm not.
04:50I'm not.
04:51I'm not.
04:51I'm not.
04:52I'm not.
04:52I'm not.
04:53I sound like I have been, huh?
04:54Not me, because I'm not crazy.
04:56I'm just kind of digging myself in deep right now.
05:00I'm not crazy.
05:02No female.
05:04They're justified.
05:06A literal filthy fantasy.
05:08After proudly telling my boyfriend that I'd try one of his sexual fantasies,
05:13he disclosed his fetish of public bathroom sex.
05:16I'm a serious germaphobe.
05:18How do I get out of this?
05:19I feel like this is pretty simple.
05:21I'll just say no.
05:22It's crazy.
05:23Do you know how many germs are in a bathroom?
05:27A public bathroom?
05:28Ew.
05:31No, would you entertain that thought?
05:39Maybe one.
05:40There's no day.
05:42There's no day.
05:43This is disgusting.
05:44You're, but you would do that.
05:46So it's not for, my answer does not apply to everyone.
05:49Because if he's your boyfriend, he'll be into it.
05:52You can do it though.
05:53I'm not going to judge you.
05:54This is just my answer.
05:58It might be for someone, so.
06:00Thanks so much for watching.
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06:07That's my sister.
06:08She needs more Instagram followers, but I'm okay though.
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