Why Your Favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Always Changes

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00:00Favorite G.I. Joe snake guys favorite x-man Wolverine Power Ranger

00:07Green then white after season two always the same but the turtles are unique cuz everybody picks a different favor G Bertie

00:14No, but I admire your persistence

00:16It didn't matter which one was coolest or which one you wanted to be like you pick the turtle that was like you

00:22Sorin you like Leonardo cuz he's honor-bound and loyal. We've got to save him from his own destructiveness

00:27I like Michelangelo cuz he's reckless

00:30Hilarious and damn you like Donatello cuz he's a nerd and he's open to sexual electronics

00:35First of all dozen machines isn't literal

00:38Second of all, it was a foot massager that I got for my birthday and I told you all that a thousand times

00:42I know one of us ever asked

00:46The foot massager