00:00If you guys missed it yesterday and you were enjoying your holiday,
00:04the Miami Dolphins announced their captains, Tua, Zach Seeler, Alec Ingold, Bradley Chubb, Jordan Brooks, Aaron Brewer.
00:16Now, I don't, you know, the big story nationally was Gil's not a captain, which I don't know why that was a surprise.
00:24He, you know, we all basically knew he wasn't going to be a captain.
00:27I saw even some theories out there that the Dolphins lopped off a a captain spot because they were afraid that Tyreek Hill would have gotten in on the last the last slot,
00:38that he would have been number seven if they had more captaincy spots.
00:42It wasn't going to be a captain this year, even if they came back and they think that he got all the votes.
00:46Now, I don't know who gets the votes.
00:47Oh, hello, Leroy.
00:48What's up?
00:49By the way, there ain't nobody on that team that would have voted Tyreek a captain.
00:53Tyreek Hill to be a captain this year.
00:55That wasn't going to happen.
00:56It wasn't going to happen.
00:58No shot.
01:00Pretty crazy.
01:01How are you, buddy?
01:02I'm all right.
01:02A little tired.
01:04Been up since five this morning.
01:07Oh, wow.
01:09Getting all the habitings done.
01:11We heard all that.
01:12Oh, my God.
01:15What did you crack open there?
01:17Celsius?
01:19Oh, it was a beer.
01:20Poppy?
01:22Hollipop.
01:22Hollipop.
01:23SpongeBob.
01:24What a grownup.
01:26Hey, don't hate.
01:29They're delicious.
01:31Oh, yeah.
01:32I'm sure if I drank a soda with a cartoon character on it, you'd let me live it down.
01:36You will never hear that of it.
01:39Never.
01:40Why is everybody getting on me?
01:42I'm just saying.
01:42I mean, listen, I'm man enough that I might be able to drink a little fruity drink with
01:52a cartoon character on it, and I ain't no shame in my game.
01:56You're going for it.
01:58That's it.
01:58If you're going to be a captain, and if you're putting your hat in the ring, I think even
02:04like, you know, like there's some politicians, like they get into scandal, and they're like,
02:08you know what?
02:08I don't think I'm going to run the next year.
02:09Now, some of them are shameless.
02:10They don't care.
02:11But some will be like, ah, this was too much.
02:13Okay.
02:14A lot of them are shameless.
02:14They don't care.
02:15But there are some, there are some career enders, you know, like, oh, I took, took candy
02:21from a baby.
02:22Yeah.
02:22For flowers.
02:23Yeah.
02:23That could ruin careers.
02:25Could, could ruin careers.
02:26Tyreek, you're walking off at the last game.
02:28I think you, you basically turn in your C as that happens.
02:31Yes.
02:32Like you kind of know where it's going to go from there.
02:34Can I say this?
02:37Just because you're a captain, not a captain doesn't mean you can't lead.
02:42Of course.
02:43And I think that's one of the messages that they will give to Tyreek is that, you know,
02:51listen, your work ethic is unmatched.
02:55How you play the game is unmatched.
02:59Your stunt at the end of the year doesn't garner you a chance of being a captain.
03:03And you should understand that.
03:04But it doesn't change everything else that you can do for this team.
03:08And that's just the, and if he doesn't hear, if he doesn't understand that or have a problem
03:16with that, then, you know, that his issues are much deeper than just, I made a mistake.
03:23Right.
03:23Because you got to understand that that's, that's how teams work.
03:28As long as this, like, look, obviously the team needs to perform well.
03:31If, if, if the team goes off the rails and they're terrible, then all bets are off.
03:36If, you know, you, things can always get toxic, but I don't think that that's going to happen.
03:40No.
03:41I don't, I think this Tyreek Hill thing is going to be the most, it's been like the most
03:44over-talked about thing.
03:46Yes.
03:46This whole season, like he's going, like he's going to go out there, pull his pants down
03:50and take a poop on the field.
03:51But can I also say that part of the reason why everything that happens around Tyreek is
04:00a big deal is because of him.
04:04Yeah, of course.
04:05So, so.
04:07Out of a possibility.
04:08What?
04:09That he would take a poop on the field?
04:10I'm saying.
04:10Like a Larry Izzo?
04:12I'm just saying, my receivers, they're divas.
04:14They're special.
04:15When Antonio Brown took off, it was about to disrobe.
04:17He took off his, his jersey, his shoulder pads.
04:22What about old boy doing sit-ups in the driveway?
04:26That was in the park.
04:27That was not, that was, that was an on the field.
04:29But it was during a pose to a kicking tee, a kicking net.
04:34He proposed to a kicking net.
04:35That's true.
04:36That did happen.
04:36Wide receivers are different.
04:39What about.
04:40A poop on the field too much.
04:40Somebody pulled out a Sharpie.
04:42Somebody pulled out a phone.
04:43It's always.
04:47The back flip and everybody was like.
04:50Oh, well, it was because it was his boy filmed it.
04:54Yeah.
04:54He planted, he planted a photographer for the celebration.
04:57It was genius.
04:58And then the NFL was like, oh, we can't like this.
05:01These are receivers.
05:03One guy actually put a football.
05:05Wait, wait, wait.
05:06Randy Moss.
05:08Fake the poop.
05:09Fake the moon.
05:10Who did fake a poop?
05:12No, it was, was it Doug Baldwin?
05:14Oh, that just spotted.
05:16A receiver.
05:16Well, he did that in celebration.
05:20I would say, I would say, wait.
05:22I would say this though, Vlad.
05:24Was it a protest or celebration?
05:25They scored.
05:25No, no, no.
05:26They're divas.
05:27There's a difference between a protest poop and a celebratory poop.
05:30I just said.
05:31But they are.
05:32You have to understand.
05:34They're scoring the most touchdowns and they're the most watched when they score.
05:38So.
05:38All I'm saying is.
05:40Yeah.
05:40You're right.
05:40They want to do it at a protest or in celebration.
05:45They're divas.
05:46They will.
05:49Oh, remember that one?
05:50DK Metcalf feet like a dog.
05:52Oh, did I?
05:52I've seen that in you.
05:53I've seen that in fighting.
05:54I haven't seen that in.
05:55So if somebody's going to fake urinating like a dog, what makes you think another.
05:59Again, again, I would.
06:01I did not.
06:02I don't know what happened in the DK Metcalf situation, Vlad, but I would venture to guess
06:05he toasted somebody and then urinated in celebration.
06:09When I say take a poop, I mean, going to do wide receivers are liable to do anything.
06:15So you saying Tyreek might fake like he's taking a poop on the field.
06:19It might be in celebration.
06:21It might be an anger.
06:22OK, but it's possibility.
06:24I will.
06:25I will.
06:26Resin my comment and then I will adjust it to he will not take a protest poop on the field.
06:32There you go.
06:33That's specific.
06:34But I have to protest something because I am very upset about something and I don't
06:41understand it and I need to know what the hell is going on here.
06:44OK.
06:46Everyone here knows we love to gamble.
06:49OK.
06:51And yesterday, what the hell was that text for?
06:54Oh, he was setting up for today.
06:56Well, I have questions.
06:58I have questions.
06:59OK.
06:59Is that the first touchdown of the season?
07:02Yeah.
07:04It's the no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:06Anytime touchdown.
07:07Anytime touchdown.
07:09So yesterday I decided to peruse because I was talking to Solana.
07:14We were talking about game dance sensor coming on up and he goes, yeah, the props are not.
07:17There's nothing on Julian Hill.
07:18I'm like, it'll be out there.
07:19Trust me.
07:20So I take a little look yesterday and I'm like getting ready to, you know, start scouting,
07:26being like, all right, what am I going to win when Julian Hill scores his first touchdown?
07:30And I'm expecting to log into the old Hard Rock app.
07:34See, plus 1500, plus 1800, plus 2000.
07:39I'm ready to cash in.
07:40Let's go.
07:41I am ready.
07:42Is he not even on the board?
07:44No.
07:44He's on the board.
07:45Even worse.
07:47He's a favorite.
07:48He's a favorite strong.
07:50Wait, he's getting good numbers?
07:52He's getting too good of numbers for Julian Hill, who's never scored a touchdown.
07:55Don't tell me he's not in the four figures.
07:58He's in the three figures?
07:59It's gone up.
08:00He was yesterday.
08:01As I checked this, he was plus 550.
08:03What?
08:04And I was like, excuse me?
08:06Plus 550 what?
08:07What do you mean plus 550?
08:09That he's going to drop a ball?
08:10The hell is this?
08:11Plus 550.
08:12Where is my Julian Hill juice?
08:16What is this?
08:17Plus 550.
08:18Who the hell else is trying to bet on Julian Hill?
08:22Just hold on.
08:23What the hell is going on here?
08:25Hey, they trying to save you money, Tobes.
08:29I'm not betting.
08:30I'm right.
08:31They saved you money.
08:33You're right.
08:33Does he have better numbers than Darren Waller?
08:35He does not.
08:36Darren Waller is plus 350.
08:37I'll give you the odds right now if you guys want dolphins.
08:40Anytime touchdowns for this weekend.
08:43Devon A. Chan is the favorite.
08:45Minus 160.
08:46Tyreek Hill plus 120.
08:48Jalen Waddle plus 160.
08:50Ollie Gordon plus 250.
08:53And then Darren Waller plus 350.
08:55I kind of like Molly Washington, to be honest with you.
08:57Plus 400.
08:59That speaks to me.
09:01Nick Westbrook-Akine plus 500.
09:05Then Julian Hill plus 600.
09:10Tua's plus 850.
09:12Alec Engel's plus 900.
09:13And Dee Eskridge is plus 1,000.
09:15Tanner Connor is my new Julian Hill.
09:19He's plus 2,200.
09:20I got to be honest with you.
09:23Maybe.
09:24After, wait.
09:25You got to figure.
09:26Tanner Connor's got to have better odds than Julian Hill, who has never scored a touchdown.
09:31And every time he get a chance, he drop it.
09:33Tanner Connor, we know, can catch.
09:36I know Tanner Connor can catch.
09:37The thing with Julian Hill that makes his odds crazy is he has rhinoceros hooves in his hands.
09:43Ooh.
09:43Malik Washington?
09:44He might even play, though.
09:46I agree.
09:47Malik Washington's going to play.
09:48For sure.
09:48I mean, but...
09:50Todd.
09:50I think you should take Alec Engel.
09:52Really?
09:53I think he might be the goal line guy.
09:55Oh, especially with all the big guys banged up?
09:57I feel like that's going to be Ali Gordon, don't you?
10:00I think it'd be Ali Gordon because they're going to put Ingold in.
10:04It should be.
10:04Can I just tell you when I played, I hated a fullback in short yardage.
10:10Fullback dive?
10:10You hated that play, didn't you?
10:11No.
10:12I hated a fullback in front of me.
10:15Oh.
10:15There's already 20 guys jammed up in the box, and you're going to put another offensive
10:21guy, if I can't find my way, he ain't going to find his way, otherwise he'd be running
10:26the football.
10:28I don't like this.
10:30I don't like this at all.
10:32I was just getting so excited to bet, and this just kind of took the juice out of it for
10:40me.
10:40I guess I got to find, is Tanner Connor my new Julian Hill?
10:43Is this what I do now?
10:44They are saving you money.
10:47I'm not betting.
10:48They got together, and they said, we got one bet on Julian Hill.
10:54Boom.
10:55Let's just make the odds really great, so he'll bet on another sucker.
11:00I'm definitely taking Tyreek Hill.
11:02To score a touchdown?
11:03Yeah.
11:04That'd be 200.
11:05That's all right.
11:06200?
11:06It don't matter.
11:07He's going against Xavier Howard.
11:08I just want to see him burn him.
11:10Literally.
11:10I was just looking for Xavier Howard interception props, but that's not up.
11:16Xavier ain't going to pick off Tua?
11:18You don't think so?
11:19It's like, in all honesty, the guy who has the toughest time picking Tua off is a cornerback.
11:26Simply because Tua throws in the middle of the field or throws it deep down the field.
11:33And that's just hard, you know, unless he just throws a wickedly bad ball.
11:39They better keep his hammies burning, dude.
11:41This guy comes in off the couch.
11:45I know he's been there for like three weeks, but still.
11:47Come on.
11:47Bill Belichick.
11:51Oof.
11:52Oh, yeah.
11:52We were.
11:53See, I saved you the first segment.
11:55I passed all that glory.
11:58He went from ear to ear.
12:00You know what's crazy?
12:02Is that the thing about all that you could coach him up, but they ain't draft picks.
12:11No, they are.
12:12They're high schoolers.
12:13And sometimes what you think you see, you ain't really seeing.
12:20And, yeah.
12:21You're saying he's old?
12:22No, I'm not saying that.
12:23I'm just saying that here's the thing with Bill Belichick.
12:28He plays the long game, right?
12:32And you could tell he was playing the long game based on a couple of things.
12:37One, 31, 34 on a multitude of times, he ran the ball, which means that he thinks his quarterback sucks.
12:52I mean, his quarterback does suck.
12:54Right, but that's what I'm saying.
12:56So, he's aware of the talent that he has.
13:03Oh, man.
13:04It was good.
13:04And he embarrassed himself in front of Lawrence Taylor.
13:08LT was there?
13:09LT was there.
13:10Bam.
13:11You didn't see me tags last night?
13:12Michael Jordan, Julius Peppers.
13:14Dude, they had the who's who out for UNC yesterday.
13:17Can I just tell you?
13:20You wanted to see Bill Belichick get all goo-goo-ga-ga?
13:25Put LT anywhere in his vicinity.
13:28That man loved him some LT.
13:30Teddy Forrest was there.
13:30Teddy Bruschi was there.
13:32No, they had the who's who.
13:33He got embarrassed in front of his friends and his new squeeze.
13:37That's all right.
13:38I want to say my rookie year, which was the year before Bill got there, we lost a preseason game like 59 to 3.
13:46Preseason.
13:47Was that on television?
13:48Hey, that's the Warren Moon game.
13:50Yeah.
13:51Yeah, we knew.
13:53Dude, this was singular.
13:54You were there dress rehearsal.
13:55Yeah, this was a holiday standalone game.
14:01Yep.
14:02And by the way, TCU's Twitter account's been going in on them after this.
14:06Really?
14:07Oh, my God.
14:08They've been ruthless.
14:11Crazy.
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