Picking Up Guys Pregnant

Barstool Sports

1/8/2025

Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel

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00:00Welcome back to my channel. My name is Dani Jackal.

00:02Today, I am so f***ing sweaty, but I'm also pregnant,

00:04and I'm going to be picking up guys.

00:05Can I get your number?

00:06Sure.

00:07Okay, cool.

00:08If you just want to put in there, like, baby daddy,

00:10because I don't know where the real one is.

00:13What's your name?

00:14Mommy.

00:16Yeah.

00:16That's okay.

00:17Nice to meet you.

00:18Nice to meet you too, Mommy.

00:19See you, Daddy.

00:20All right.

00:21So, are you just visiting?

00:22Yeah, a year till Sunday.

00:23Cool. Are you, like, into MILFs?

00:26Uh, yeah.

00:27Well, you're looking at one right here.

00:30What are you, uh...

00:32That was just so random.

00:33Sorry, I just wanted to cut to the chase.

00:35I, like, don't really want to interrupt your workout.

00:38Oh, it's okay.

00:39Okay.

00:39Do you want to take my number?

00:40Sure.

00:40All right.

00:41If you want to, like, feel my belly, you can.

00:43That's okay.

00:44Do you live down here?

00:45No, I'm just visiting. How about you?

00:47I'm here for vacation.

00:48Oh, nice. Cool.

00:50So, do you hook up with pregnant women a lot?

00:53Or just down for some MILF action?

00:56That'd be my first time.

00:58Okay.

00:59What's your name?

00:59Danny.

01:00Danny?

01:01Yeah. What's your name?

01:02Gage.

01:03Are we going to get engaged after...

01:05Is that what you're saying?

01:06Maybe. How old are you?

01:08I mean, I'm down.

01:09I'm... Whatever you want me to be.

01:12I'm only 19.

01:14Well, that's legal, so that's all that matters, right?

01:17Yeah.

01:17I turn 20 next week.

01:19Okay. That sounds a little bit better.

01:21Yeah.

01:22I guess you'll only be 19 years apart from this one.

01:24Probably.

01:25You could be, you know, his brother.

01:27I'm just kidding.

01:28You'll be my daddy.

01:29Okay. Bye.

01:30What's your name again?

01:31Danny.

01:32Danny.

01:33Gage. I already know.

01:35Love you.

01:37Hi.

01:38Gosh, you look like Jake Paul or one of the Pauls.

01:41Logan, Jake.

01:42He doesn't speak English.

01:43Yes. I'm very French.

01:45Oh, okay.

01:46Does he know how to take me out on a date?

01:48On a date? What is that?

01:49Like a dinner.

01:51Do you want dinner with you?

01:52Yeah.

01:53When?

01:54Whenever you want.

01:55You can come.

01:57When?

01:57Us three.

01:58You all are friends?

02:001, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.

02:04A little bit.

02:05Can count to 10.

02:06If you want, you can give, take.

02:08Okay.

02:09Are you chill if I'm pregnant and stuff?

02:11Like, I can't drink.

02:12Ah, yes. Sure.

02:14What does she want?

02:14She can't drink. She wants to eat, but let's go for a drink.

02:17Thank you for translating.

02:18No problem.

02:19You like me?

02:21Yeah. Do you like me is the question.

02:23You're down for this?

02:24There's a lot of drama that goes along with this.

02:27But if you're down, are you a dad?

02:30I am a dad, yeah.

02:31Okay. I was going to say, like, if you wanted to be,

02:33but I guess you already are, but.

02:35I have twin boys.

02:36Oh, well, are you looking for a girl?

02:38Yeah, I would love a girl.

02:39Cool. What's your name?

02:40Johan.

02:41Johan. I'm Dani.

02:42Nice to meet you, Dani.

02:43Nice to meet you.

02:44Yeah. So, no dad?

02:46Oh, no.

02:47God knows where he is, honestly.

02:49Yeah?

02:49Yeah. Definitely looking for someone to just,

02:52you know, poop on the delivery table with.

02:55You say poop on the delivery table with?

02:57Well, isn't that what happens?

02:58I don't know. I haven't had a kid yet.

02:58It's my first.

03:00Just poop it right out?

03:01Oh, no. Like, I think poop comes with it.

03:04Does it? Don't you poop when you pop it?

03:06Yeah. You do poop.

03:07See?

03:08You can. You can.

03:09Yeah.

03:10Yeah. I mean, and with this, this IBS.

03:12You look good, though.

03:13Thank you so much.

03:14I was so much.

03:15Not at one.

03:16Thank you so much.

03:17Sorry to interrupt your walk, but are you a dad?

03:20Yeah.

03:21Oh, I was going to say,

03:22do you want to be enough like a dad?

03:24But, never mind.

03:27How are you?

03:28Good, and you? How may I help?

03:29Oh, I just wanted to see if you're single.

03:32Oh, yeah, I am.

03:33Yeah?

03:34Okay. Well, I mean, do you like what you see?

03:38I love what I see.

03:39That's life right there.

03:41This is, I am fully just bringing a lot to the table.

03:44Can I touch?

03:45Sure. You might feel it kick or fart.

03:48I'm a big farter.

03:49Can I get your number?

03:50Of course.

03:51Okay.

03:52I'm really looking for someone

03:53to just be right at the delivery table

03:55like when I shit everywhere.

03:57I just need motivation, you know?

03:59So, I'm actually just filming a video.

04:01I'm just joking.

04:03I film prank videos.

04:05Yeah.

04:06This is a fake baby.

04:07I just do hidden prank videos.

04:08Oh, snap.

04:09I was looking at it.

04:10I was like, that girl look kind of ready to pop.

04:12You were super awesome.

04:13You had a great reaction.

04:14You were so nice.

04:15Is it okay with you if we use that in the video?

04:17Yeah, for sure.

04:18You were awesome.

04:18Is it cool with you if we use that in the video?

04:20Yeah, why not?

04:21Thank you guys so much for watching the video.

04:22I hope you enjoyed it.

04:24If you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up.

04:25The baby says, give it a big thumbs up.

04:27And to also comment below, subscribe,

04:28follow me on the rest of my social media.

04:30Just a reminder that I'm not actually pregnant.

04:32This is a fake belly,

04:32but this belly button looks real as f*** though.

04:34Bye.

04:36♪♪♪

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