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00:00Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan, Hoshiyariyan
00:18Assalam-o-Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching my Hoshiyariyan.
00:22Friends, the thing is that today I want to discuss something with those people
00:25who make syllabus and course outlines for schools, colleges, and universities.
00:32I want to say that a very strange time has come.
00:35The way, the speed with which technology and everything in the world is changing,
00:43with that speed, a person is not able to predict what will happen in the future.
00:49So, the child who is going to school today, who has to go abroad at the age of 16, 17, 18,
00:55and has to see the world and has to find out what to do in the world,
01:00you cannot predict the world of that time, or even the world after 5 years.
01:07So, I see that our educational institutions, especially the educational institutions of the government,
01:12the problem with them is that first of all, the teachers do not come.
01:15And even if the teachers come, they teach the same course that was made in the olden days,
01:22the course that we have made with reference to the present.
01:26There is no prediction in that and you cannot even do it.
01:28This is right, but what to do now?
01:32Now, we do not want those children, or we do not want such people,
01:36who just brainwash the students and reproduce them on paper.
01:41Now, you have to make the course outline such that that child becomes such a person
01:47who learns things very quickly, becomes a quick learner.
01:52When he goes abroad in the future and comes into the practical life of the world,
01:56then he should be capable of quickly learning the new thing that has come,
02:01and also adopt it and also adapt with it.
02:04That is why the courses that you are making, the ones that the teachers are teaching,
02:07I request all of you to make these children confident.
02:12Pay more attention to this.
02:13And secondly, create curiosity in them.
02:16Make the course outline such that our children,
02:21the students, whether they are in college, university or anywhere else,
02:24when they come into the practical life, they learn very quickly.
02:27And for that, make the children curious.
02:31When we ask them questions, we also give them answers.
02:33Do not give answers.
02:35Let them come up with an answer.
02:37Create such children who can learn quickly so that whenever they go abroad,
02:41whatever the world is, wherever there is technology, they can go with it.
02:45Let's start today's show with this message.
02:49Today, let's take you to the rooftops of Lahore and see what is happening.
02:55On the rooftops of Lahore, Mr. Haroon, so many interesting things are happening.
02:59But where we go, there is only
03:01Cows! Cows! Cows!
03:04You are a lady. I can't even say anything to you.
03:07What are you both doing here?
03:08Nothing, we are just sitting here.
03:10The people who sit like that should be those who are very successful,
03:15have a lot of money, have made progress in life, have developed the country.
03:19Then it is necessary that they sit like that.
03:21This is also work.
03:22What work is this?
03:23This is sitting.
03:24What is this sitting? Why didn't you both go to work?
03:27We don't know how to work.
03:29Look at the country, where we are going.
03:31There are no jobs, the kids are roaming around with certificates.
03:36Do you have a certificate?
03:37No.
03:39Listen to me, get up and go to work.
03:43What work is there? There is no work.
03:45The kids have gone to work.
03:47The kids have gone to work.
03:50Mr. Haroon, I don't have a job.
03:51I am not interested.
03:53Why are you not interested?
03:54No, I mean, I am not talking about jobs.
03:57I am not interested in your nonsense.
03:59Both of you do some work.
04:00My father has gone to work for me.
04:03Where will he take me?
04:05What is the use?
04:06When Mr. Sikandar left, he was empty-handed.
04:10But as long as he lived, he was empty-handed.
04:14I have given him money.
04:15I am happy, but there is a lot of trouble.
04:18What happened?
04:19He didn't go on his own.
04:21Yes.
04:21He went on his own.
04:22Yes.
04:23There is a problem.
04:24I don't know where he learned such bad things.
04:27What?
04:27Mr. Haroon, there is a lot of trouble.
04:30What?
04:30Rano, I send her good morning.
04:34She sends it like a dog.
04:37Oh!
04:37She is sending you a kiss.
04:40Kiss is a matter of happiness.
04:45She sends me a kiss with her face.
04:49Didn't you bring her on your DP?
04:52I feel bad for her.
04:56It's nothing like that.
04:57She loves me a lot.
05:00But why is she abusing you?
05:02I don't know why she is abusing me.
05:05She is educated.
05:06Sister-in-law, I am very angry.
05:10You have been like this since childhood.
05:11I have never heard such things.
05:14Oh!
05:15I have never heard such things.
05:16Really?
05:17You must have heard it.
05:18How can I hear it?
05:19He is mad.
05:20He can't believe what he hears.
05:24It's nothing.
05:26You are not saying anything.
05:27She is abusing the king.
05:30She is not abusing you.
05:31She is abusing me.
05:33I went to buy breakfast this morning.
05:35Okay.
05:36The market is nearby.
05:38I thought she would start talking in the market.
05:43But she started talking to me.
05:45Okay.
05:46She said, it's 11 o'clock.
05:48Why don't you say it louder?
05:51What?
05:52She said, it's 11 o'clock.
05:54Oh!
05:55I didn't say that.
05:56I said, it's 11 o'clock.
05:58Okay.
05:58She is saying, it's 11 o'clock.
06:00What?
06:01You are a lady.
06:03Ask her what I said to her.
06:06She is educated.
06:08She can't say it.
06:10Stop it.
06:12It's 11 o'clock.
06:13It's been five minutes.
06:18Greetings, sister-in-law.
06:19How are you?
06:20I am fine.
06:21How are you?
06:22I am fine.
06:23Sister-in-law.
06:24She is abusing me.
06:27Is she fine?
06:29Yes.
06:29Dhanu.
06:30She is our friend.
06:31Meet her.
06:32Run.
06:34Dhanu.
06:36Yes.
06:37She is abusing me.
06:39You will be abused a lot.
06:41Why?
06:41I have a lot of space on my head.
06:48Dhanu.
06:50The things that you said to me.
06:53Why did you abuse me?
06:56What did I say to you?
06:57I didn't say anything to you.
06:58Dhanu, do you remember?
07:00You sent me a message saying good morning.
07:03A message?
07:04Yes.
07:05I thought it was a sweet message.
07:07You were making a dog's face.
07:09Dhanu, I think you are in love with dogs.
07:14It's just one message.
07:17You wrote a long message of 3-4 lines.
07:20Where did you learn that?
07:21What did I write?
07:22I didn't get angry.
07:23I didn't get angry.
07:25We are free.
07:26I didn't get angry.
07:27He doesn't get angry.
07:28He is my friend.
07:29He gets angry if I don't say anything.
07:31I don't believe you.
07:32Do it.
07:33You..
07:34Hello.
07:35He is feeling shy in front of me.
07:36He doesn't do it.
07:38You have been talking for a long time.
07:40How long has it been?
07:41I told you that I am not in a good mood.
07:44Uncle, I forgot to tell you.
07:46My phone has been with dad for a week.
07:49Your dad is talking for a long time.
07:52He is sending you a message.
07:53He is talking like a made in father.
07:57Where is your father?
07:58Go back.
08:00He is talking.
08:01Yadav, wait for a minute.
08:02Let's talk.
08:03You are my brother.
08:04Hit him with your shoes.
08:04Your father doesn't have the right to talk.
08:06Uncle..
08:08Leave it, sister-in-law.
08:09I am feeling shy.
08:09Yadav, wait for a minute.
08:10You go, sister-in-law.
08:11I want to cool down.
08:13He is talking like a mad man.
08:15He is sending us to be his dogs.
08:17Tell him that we are your family's dogs.
08:21No, no.
08:21He is talking like a mad man.
08:25Yadav, wait for a minute.
08:26I am feeling shy.
08:27Yadav, wait for a minute.
08:28Go, sister-in-law.
08:29I want to cool down.
08:33Are you mad?
08:34Go back.
08:35Yadav, wait for a minute.
08:36Are you mad?
08:37There will be a fight.
08:39Yadav, I will teach him a lesson.
08:43Greetings, uncle.
08:47I thought you are fighting again.
08:49We came to play a game.
08:52We were trying to figure out how to fight a fight.
08:57Wow!
08:57There is an academy there.
08:58Is it Bruce Lee's house?
09:03I don't understand, Mr. Varun.
09:05What?
09:05There is a strange message on our mobile phones.
09:08What message?
09:08Good morning.
09:10My wife never told me this.
09:11Oh!
09:12What do you do?
09:13I saved her number on my phone.
09:15Bandar Ka Bachcha.
09:16What?
09:21What did you do?
09:22I got angry and asked her to bring a dog.
09:28Uncle, I agree that you know a lot of languages.
09:30I wanted to ask you a question.
09:32Yes, son.
09:32What is the meaning of Ekdimbada?
09:34My father used to tell a man.
09:38Uncle, what is this?
09:40What is this?
09:44I will hit you with a stick.
09:46Get lost.
09:48I am going to be your son tomorrow.
09:50What happened?
09:51I won't listen to you today.
09:53I won't listen to you today.
09:54Abhi, convince your uncle.
09:57We will talk later.
09:59I am your friend.
10:00I will give you a yes commander.
10:02Uncle, I want to talk to you.
10:04Yes, son.
10:05The wise people say that you should not sit at home.
10:08What?
10:09You should not sit at home.
10:11Okay.
10:11Uncle.
10:12Yes.
10:13Why are you scolding someone?
10:15I have grown up now.
10:19Uncle, this is not a good proposal.
10:22You should get your daughter married.
10:24Give me your number.
10:28I will save it as Bandar Ka Dost.
10:31I don't have a job.
10:32Okay.
10:33I don't earn money.
10:34I don't earn money to buy a house.
10:35Uncle, Kanal's plot is in his father's DSA.
10:39Okay.
10:39He will give it to you on the third day.
10:41Security.
10:42Son, I don't want to take this decision immediately.
10:46Give me 10 seconds to think about the time.
10:49Uncle, take your time.
10:50Don't take good proposals again and again.
10:54Uncle, I have talked to my father.
10:57He is okay with it.
10:58I will give it to him.
10:59Thank you, uncle.
11:00Abhi, what is the name of the plot?
11:03I will give you a yes commander right away.
11:05The boy in the last lane has become a lawyer.
11:08Okay.
11:09He says that he has gone to Sikh Sukh.
11:12He goes to Daltan.
11:13Call him and tell him everything.
11:15I will tell him.
11:16Jay's and Kanal's plot is in his father's DSA.
11:19Okay, you don't worry.
11:20I will give you a yes commander right away.
11:25Father.
11:26You have manners to call your father.
11:28Go and call him.
11:29Call him with manners.
11:30Father.
11:36You have been sitting on the roof for the last 24 hours.
11:38You have been sitting on the top.
11:39It is a matter of your skin.
11:41You should be on the roof.
11:43Give him water, son.
11:44Father, I have good news for you.
11:47What is it?
11:47I have got a place to sell sweets.
11:50Give him a hug.
11:52Okay.
11:53He is my uncle, Kanal.
11:55Okay.
11:55He has given me a yes for Ran's proposal.
11:57He is very happy.
11:58Oh, very good.
11:59Okay.
12:00Don't worry.
12:01The DSA plot.
12:03Okay.
12:03I will give it to Ranu.
12:06What?
12:15Have you thought about it?
12:17I have taken a plot.
12:21Oh.
12:22Don't do this.
12:25Uncle, come upstairs.
12:27Father has gone upstairs.
12:28He has gone upstairs?
12:29What is it?
12:31What happened?
12:32What happened?
12:33Brother, they are trying to kill me.
12:36Okay.
12:43You are so cheap.
12:44You have gone to Nanke's house.
12:46Hey, who has gone to Nanke's house?
12:50Cheap thinking.
12:51This is cheap thinking.
12:52He has gone to his father's house.
12:53If he had gone to his father's house,
12:55he wouldn't have done this.
12:56Yes, he wouldn't have done this.
12:57You had given your sister a plot.
12:59You didn't give it to her.
13:00We didn't have any plot.
13:02We had a plot.
13:03We gave it to her.
13:04Your father himself came and told us
13:06that you steal so many clothes.
13:08Yes.
13:08He gave us four clothes.
13:09Oh.
13:10He used to say this.
13:11You also listen to him.
13:12Why are you lying?
13:14He had taken six suits.
13:15He didn't give three.
13:18But brother, listen to me.
13:20Don't tell anyone about this plot.
13:22You will be in trouble.
13:23What happened?
13:24I have got a plan.
13:26I have opened a road.
13:27DSA.
13:28Yes.
13:28I have sold two shops.
13:29Yes.
13:30He is saying that he is going to marry a girl.
13:32Okay, I will go and ask him.
13:34Yes.
13:35What is this?
13:39You should be proud of yourself.
13:41You have children.
13:42You are the most beautiful woman in the world.
13:44The most beautiful woman in the world.
13:45I have never seen such a beautiful woman in my life.
13:51Give it to me.
13:52It's nothing.
13:53Uncle, explain to him.
13:55Brother, how much is this?
13:57All of this.
13:58No, no.
13:59It's not even worth a single penny.
14:01Give it to me.
14:02Your grandson is a bad man.
14:03What bad man?
14:04Don't talk like this.
14:05You are a bad man.
14:06Give it to your sister.
14:07Get out of here.
14:08Nasreen is here.
14:10Why?
14:10Not him.
14:12Not him.
14:13This is your responsibility.
14:14I will go to my sister.
14:15He is angry.
14:16Why should I be angry?
14:18I mean, without you?
14:20I am saying it.
14:21You are saying it.
14:22Hey, girl.
14:23Yes, brother.
14:23You called me.
14:24I will show you.
14:27Okay.
14:31This is our family custom.
14:33We don't listen to anyone else.
14:35This is your family custom.
14:37Why did you slap the girl?
14:38No, uncle.
14:40She won't come for me.
14:42I don't have a single penny for you.
14:45Let's go inside.
14:46Yes, let's go.
14:48What are you doing?
14:49I raised her up.
14:50She has a little responsibility.
14:51Why don't you do the same?
14:52Listen to me.
14:53Why did you slap her?
14:55What is wrong with you?
14:56Don't come to my house.
14:58Where will you go?
14:59I will spend rest of my life here.
15:01Give me a little.
15:02I will beat you.
15:04I will throw you in the hall.
15:07Don't hit me, brother.
15:08Mom, I am here.
15:10I will beat you.
15:11Beat me.
15:18My son is gone.
15:19I will give you sweets.
15:25from the kitchen.
15:26And you're here again.
15:27And you're here again.
15:28And you're here again.
15:29And you're here again.
15:30It's not like any of us did anything wrong.
15:32But you do.
15:33Okay, okay.
15:34But you do.
15:35Okay, okay.
15:36But you do.
15:37Okay, okay.
15:38We're all going to sleep with him.
15:39No, wait, Manish.
15:40No, wait, Manish.
15:41Someone else could have fought with him.
15:42Because of you...
15:43Because of you,
15:44everyone in the family has fought.
15:45Your mother has become a carpenter.
15:46And we're all going to be beheaded.
15:47Dad, this is all because of me.
15:48Because of me,
15:49I lost my mother.
15:50And your family has been destroyed.
15:51You've fought with your uncle.
15:52Look at my hands. I will die the day my father cries because of me.
15:58Really?
15:59Father, hug me.
16:00Yes, my son.
16:02Don't raise your father's head.
16:05That's enough father.
16:06Give the DSC plot to Rano.
16:09You!
16:14You scoundrel!
16:16Hey! Hey!
16:17Are you a human being?
16:18You idiot!
16:19You young boy!
16:20You young boy!
16:21I will kill you!
16:22Come here.
16:23Come here.
16:24Come here.
16:25Come here.
16:26Come here.
16:27Uncle.
16:28Uncle.
16:29Why should I hit you with my shoes?
16:31Now I know how much you love me.
16:35You love your wealth more than you love your son.
16:39You keep your plot with your money.
16:41I will stay with uncle.
16:44He is also like your father.
16:47Keep it.
16:48I won't keep it.
16:52Don't you dare!
16:53I will tell you the name of the plot.
16:55What happened?
16:56What happened?
16:57Ashwini.
16:58Uncle.
17:02Uncle, you can go.
17:03I will teach you everything.
17:04Is it done?
17:05Yes, it's done.
17:06That's good.
17:07Very good.
17:08Falpa.
17:09Our old man.
17:10He won't do it here.
17:11Let's go.
17:12We have another old man.
17:14Which one?
17:15The one who hit my sister.
17:16It's okay.
17:17We will fight again tomorrow.
17:18Didn't you hear?
17:19Your son said that Vaseeqa Nawees is coming.
17:23Who is Veesa Naqees?
17:24No one will come in this house.
17:26Veesa Nawees will also come here.
17:28Nawees.
17:30He doesn't tell the name of the plot.
17:32He has a farm.
17:33I will hit you with my plot.
17:36That's not how we do it.
17:37That's our sign.
17:38That's our ID card.
17:39Yes.
17:40That's our name.
17:42That's not our name.
17:43If we put rings on your fingers.
17:44Then?
17:45We will sleep with someone else.
17:46Then we will sleep with you.
17:47We will sleep with Prajandha.
17:48No.
17:49Then we will put rings on your fingers.
17:50What?
17:51What is this?
17:52She is telling me to put rings on her fingers.
17:53You will fall in love at some point of time.
17:56You will have to do this.
17:59Do you want to eat or not?
18:00Go home.
18:01Don't you want to give her bread?
18:02I am telling you.
18:03I won't give her bread.
18:04Don't be stubborn.
18:05The thing is.
18:06All this will stay here.
18:07It will go here.
18:08But you work hard.
18:09You do the business.
18:10You make the plot.
18:11And then give it to anyone.
18:12But as long as you father is alive.
18:13You will be the one who gets the plot.
18:14But as long as your father is alive, how can he give you the inheritance?
18:19What do you mean? Please explain.
18:21It means that when he leaves this world, everything will be yours.
18:25And what about me?
18:26No, nothing. Everything will be yours.
18:29Okay.
18:29I mean, as soon as he leaves this world, everything will be yours.
18:33My property will be mine?
18:35Yes.
18:35Hey, don't come here. I'll eat you.
18:39Don't come here.
18:40Father, I've come to know that you can't see my happiness.
18:45What?
18:45So, I'll jump off this wall.
18:49I'll jump off and break my leg.
18:52I'll lie on the floor.
18:53No one will give me the property.
18:55I'll turn around and be happy.
18:57Hey, Nasreen.
19:00Yes.
19:01This boy is trying to jump off your roof.
19:03Oh, no. Why?
19:05He says that my legs will break.
19:07Oh, my child. I'm not coming up.
19:10I can't see this scene.
19:12What are you doing down there?
19:13I'm watching a drama.
19:14Which one?
19:15Sometimes it's me and sometimes it's your last kiss.
19:18Hey, wait. It'll be over in 35 minutes. Come down.
19:22Mother, come down.
19:23It's the last kiss of your son.
19:25Hey, Rano.
19:28What happened, father?
19:29Why are you trying to jump off?
19:31Father, what are you doing?
19:33I'm trying to jump off.
19:35We'll meet in four days.
19:37We'll meet again.
19:38Hey, uncle.
19:39Give him love and go to the city.
19:42Uncle, please. Please.
19:43For my sake, wait for a second.
19:45I'll be right back.
19:47Don't move.
19:49Mr. Dhoom, this is called true love.
19:51Love your mother more, Rano.
19:54One minute. One minute.
19:56Yes. Now jump off.
20:01Your video will go viral.
20:03People will like it. Come on, son.
20:04People will like it. It'll go viral.
20:06Who likes a grown-up?
20:09Come on, get up. I'm trying to jump off.
20:12Uncle, did someone spit on you?
20:14I'll slap you.
20:17It's the last kiss of my son.
20:19I'll see what happens.
20:25Ladies and gentlemen, this is a small break.
20:27We'll meet again after the break.
20:28Listen, why didn't you ring the bell?
20:30It's a new era. Why did you knock?
20:32I'll ring the bell and come back.
20:36He's a funny man. We should call him.
20:39Open the door.
20:41Oh, no.
20:41What happened?
20:42The door hit me in the face.
20:44You hit me in the face with the door.
20:47Are you mad?
20:47I was looking at you.
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