00:00Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery.
00:06Lucy, do you think you want to try getting out of bed today?
00:09We're getting smell complaints from the city.
00:11Have you just been masturbating and braiding your hair for three weeks?
00:15My vibrator will never break my heart.
00:17Well, it will break your vagina.
00:20Lucy, listen, we're in completely different places.
00:23You need to get a grip. He's with someone else now.
00:25How do you get over someone?
00:28Why are you getting into my car? What are you doing?
00:30Hi, for Lucy, Lyft, Silver Prius.
00:32Adolfo, I have had the worst night of my life.
00:34This isn't a Lyft, this is my car.
00:36Hello? I'm sorry. No, I'll cancel.
00:39You're not Adolfo? Who are you?
00:42My name is Nick.
00:43Okay. Good night. Peace.
00:47You can't have a good relationship because you're constantly mourning the old one.
00:50You keep something from every relationship.
00:53At least get rid of the ex-memorabilia.
00:54Lucy.
00:55Adolfo Nick!
00:56You just magically show up everywhere. Are you my stalker?
00:59You just hit her?
01:00No!
01:03The car was just pre-game. This is where you actually murder me.
01:07I'm turning it into a boutique hotel.
01:08We're never alone.
01:09Do you see this, Ty? It's the only thing I have left from my last relationship.
01:13Why didn't you leave it here?
01:14A nail, perfectly placed.
01:16Look at that.
01:17It's like art in a gallery.
01:18I can help with the hotel in exchange for gallery space.
01:20Of course, we could use the help. You start tomorrow.
01:22Get us the coffee.
01:23Nothing with actual dairy.
01:25He gets really sensitive in his tummy.
01:27I hate both of them.
01:29Lucy.
01:30Nick?
01:30Can I come in?
01:31How did you get in here?
01:32You're roommates. I want to show you something.
01:36And you are not wearing any pants.
01:38Ah, those bitches.
01:42This map was here this morning?
01:43Yep.
01:44This is amazing. There are broken people out there like me.
01:47People who need to let go and move on.
01:49Is this the heartbreak thing?
01:50You're in the right place. Welcome!
01:51Are you ready to hand it over?
01:53It has an odor.
01:55We're in business, baby.
01:58Love makes you do crazy, stupid, irrational things.
02:02Remember me?
02:04What's this guy doing here?
02:05Guys!
02:10Welcome to the Broken Heart Gallery.
02:12Heartbreak is the loneliest feeling in the world.
02:15And the truth is, it happens to us all.
02:17I think you should put your penis in his vagina.
02:22Oh, I should put my penis in his vagina?
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