00:00Hi, I'm Kumail Nanjiani.
00:02And I'm Ray Romano.
00:03We star in a movie called The Big Sick
00:05that you're about to watch a trailer for.
00:07Yeah, it's great.
00:08It's about a fraternity that throws the best parties.
00:10I'm the king of the frat, and I party so hard.
00:13I party the hardest.
00:14Yeah, none of that's true.
00:16You don't know how to market, man.
00:18You can't lie to people in marketing.
00:20Everything's a lie.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Here's the trailer.
00:30This was fun.
00:31Wait, we haven't even had sex again yet.
00:33I'm just not that kind of girl.
00:34I only have sex once on the first date.
00:36I'm just gonna call an Uber.
00:41Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.
00:47Watch and learn, bye.
00:50I have to tell you something, babe.
00:51I've been dating this girl.
00:53She's white.
00:54A white girl?
00:55You can't look like you and yell white girl.
00:57It's okay, we hate terrorists.
01:00I wonder who that could be.
01:01I'm guessing it's a young single Pakistani woman.
01:03This is Zubida.
01:05For your files.
01:06Your ex-files.
01:07That's your favorite show, huh?
01:10The truth is out there.
01:15Are you judging Pakistan's next top model?
01:18You know how we have arranged marriage in my culture?
01:20Oh my god, I'm so stupid.
01:22Can you imagine a world in which we end up together?
01:27I don't know.
01:30Je cherche Emily Gardner.
01:31Elle a été vérifiée ce soir.
01:33Il y a une infection.
01:34On l'a mis dans un coma médical.
01:35Coma?
01:36Tu devrais appeler sa famille.
01:38Merci, Kamala.
01:39On va s'occuper de tout d'ici.
01:41Je pense que je vais juste attendre.
01:42Vous vous êtes brûlés.
01:43Je ne sais pas pourquoi vous êtes là.
01:45Je vais juste rester un instant.
01:47Est-ce que c'est...
01:53Est-ce que cette dame me regarde encore?
01:56Alors, le 9-11...
01:58J'ai toujours voulu avoir une conversation avec...
02:02les gens.
02:03Tu n'as jamais parlé à des gens sur le 9-11?
02:10Tu veux faire quelque chose?
02:11Tu veux jouer à des jeux de polo?
02:12Non, je...
02:13Tu ne peux pas rimer.
02:14Tu essaies de trouver un mot que personne ne peut rimer.
02:16D'accord.
02:17Stonehenge.
02:20Tu sais, tu gagnerais.
02:21Oui.
02:26Je crois que j'ai fait de la merde avec ta fille.
02:28Oui, tu l'as fait.
02:33Je vais te donner des conseils, Kamala.
02:35L'amour n'est pas facile.
02:38C'est pour ça qu'ils l'appellent l'amour.
02:44Je ne comprends pas.
02:45Je sais.
02:46Je pensais que j'allais juste commencer à dire quelque chose
02:47et quelque chose de petit allait sortir.
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