Best of Barstool Pizza Reviews 2024

One Bite Pizza Reviews

11 months ago

El Presidente | One Bite

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00:00Are you ready?

00:03Yeah!

00:05I'm crazy.

00:13I got a pizza for you, and I'm confident that you're gonna like it.

00:17It's bad, but it's not you, it's me.

00:20The fact that they've been around 90 years, the grandfather, the dad, all of it.

00:24Major vibes points.

00:25I'm gonna put this on my must hit list.

00:27The girls just went absolute bananas.

00:30Oh my god!

00:32He's got nothing to hide, so we looked at the kitchen.

00:35He has nothing to hide.

00:36He has nothing to hide.

00:37Nothing to hide.

00:39There was nothing to hide.

00:40That story is one of the best stories we've heard.

00:42I donated, I think it was $900 to the Barstool Fund.

00:46To save up, to donate, because you want to help other small businesses during COVID, I think that speaks for itself.

00:51Shut the door on the hangar, okay?

00:55If you would have been hired, please do.

00:56We got him!

00:57I'm from New Haven, I moved here like 10 years ago to do stand-up and I wasn't funny.

01:00And then I started doing pizza and that was it.

01:02Frank Pepe's, Plantation, Florida.

01:04I did this review, the pizza was terrible.

01:07This was disappointing.

01:08This is 1,000 times better than the first time I had it.

01:11They put this up, you want it, you got it.

01:13They're wearing the shirts, we want porn on it.

01:15Hey, I'll get rid of them, I'm not trademarking.

01:177-9?

01:18Diagonal Road?

01:19Take a slice.

01:20Diagonal Square, is that there?

01:22That's what I want.

01:23You think?

01:25Oh my God, this is like making my kids sad.

01:28You want me, I'm not a big baby holder.

01:30It's alright.

01:31One more bowl, one more.

01:32My kid now.

01:33You're the man.

01:37I like it.

01:38I'm down here, now I'm up here.

01:39Can you just follow me for two seconds to say what's up to my wife?

01:42Hi, how are you?

01:43Oh my God, do you think I can face my dad?

01:45What's going on?

01:50I'm kind of pulling it off.

01:51And then?

01:53It's all good, I know.

01:54Listen, I know.

01:55That guy gave me the most aggressive high five.

01:57Did you get that?

01:58This is the best web aid, I guarantee it.

02:00I'll buy it if it's not.

02:027-7.

02:03There it is.

02:04Here we go.

02:05I told you, it's a big time high five.

02:07I walked in and he goes, this guy has all the drip.

02:10We got this.

02:11We're gonna go hard.

02:12It's like a t-shirt, goes hard.

02:13I'm killing it.

02:14And this is your personal?

02:16My personal.

02:17I'm at $100.

02:18You really gonna give him $100?

02:20No!

02:21No!

02:22Say hello, Mrs. Peaches.

02:24Mrs. Peaches!

02:25They're calling for you, Ms. Peaches.

02:27How's Mrs. Peaches?

02:28Where is she?

02:29We love Mrs. Peaches.

02:30How's Mrs. Peaches?

02:31She's great.

02:32Spoke to me, and now I got a surf style vibe going on.

02:34We got you a pizza.

02:36How long did I have that pizza on me for?

02:38The whole review?

02:39Dropped it pretty early on.

02:409-2 cheesesteak.

02:42Spectacular.

02:43It's a small business.

02:44We were doing it every single week.

02:46We got paid.

02:47It changed my life.

02:48It changed my family's life.

02:50Wait, you guys have been here since 11?

02:52No pressure.

02:53Just got like...

02:57We called it in, Danny.

02:58Nice to meet you.

02:59Danny Boy Kane.

03:00Yes.

03:01I'll give it an 8.

03:02There is no such thing with Danny Boy Kane.

03:04He's a rookie scorer.

03:05He's a veteran.

03:06I'm the one that took him to his place.

03:07He did?

03:08Hold on.

03:09Let me see my lady here.

03:10Okay.

03:11I'll wait out here.

03:12I saw somebody here.

03:13You want me in here?

03:15Do you want...

03:17Do you want...

03:21This is the best pizza in Scotland.

03:24My dad built a wood-burning pizza oven in our backyard.

03:27Oh yeah?

03:28But then he got a divorce.

03:29Lost the house and the pizza oven.

03:30Exactly.

03:31It's really that good usually, huh?

03:32I wasn't even looking.

03:34Club bar pie.

03:35Bunnies out of the clouds.

03:37Almost every pizza you've ever had in your life

03:39has chemicals that are illegal in China.

03:41When do we get to eat the pizza?

03:42I don't know.

03:43I got the Brooklyn salsa.

03:44You got a salsa?

03:45I'm trying to be cool with the jacket.

03:46I'm going to give it a five.

03:47Spectacular.

03:48I was going to give it a seven.

03:49Well, you know, you should take that sweatshirt off, you know?

03:52I don't know why I thought you were shorter.

03:56I love the way they're answering the phones.

03:58I saw a congratulations story.

04:00Oh, perfect.

04:01I will tell them about it.

04:02That's so exciting.

04:03What are we thinking?

04:04Such mom-and-pop, like, local flair.

04:07Pressure's on.

04:11Thanks, man.

04:12Thanks, man.

04:13I'll try not to get too emotional,

04:14but, I mean, you're coming at a good time for us.

04:16It's just been hard, man.

04:17This is an A1 pie.

04:18Don't ever get it.

04:19I may start selling those shirts.

04:21Don't ever get wheat and gelato ice cream.

04:23What did you get?

04:249?

04:259.0?

04:26I haven't eaten yet.

04:27What do you got?

04:29I love this place, and I think you're great,

04:32and I'm just being weird.

04:33Sorry.

04:34This pizza could strut its ass down the runway,

04:36and I would be one of those guys, like,

04:37cocking my head to look at her ass.

04:40Get Matt or Mike.

04:42You live in a farm 10 minutes away from

04:44Tony from selling solar panels?

04:47You guys being human traffic?

04:48I'm sorry, the owner's on his way.

04:50He's one of the three brothers.

04:51They call him the Three Kings.

04:52Get over here and give me a fucking hug.

04:54You're up 7 and 8-1.

04:55Why did you do this, brother?

04:56You got one more brother to try, though.

04:58Thank you, Dave.

05:00Got hijacked.

05:01The Three Short Kings.

05:02You didn't get hijacked.

05:03We negotiated a term.

05:058-3.

05:061, 2, 3.

05:07Thank you, Dave!

05:08You three bozos.

05:10All great.

05:11I think you do like the armor, man, too.

05:13You want me to give it a bad sport?

05:14No!

05:15These guys have nailed my style.

05:17You're going to get busy.

05:18You'll get busy.

05:19All right.

05:20Benny Cameron, big fan.

05:21Said, God bless Captain Dave.

05:23People were worried about Captain Dave.

05:25Benny Cameron.

05:26David Portnoy, I'm glad to see this guy is still alive.

05:29He had a close call.

05:30Miss Peaches wasn't with you, though.

05:32She wasn't, thank God.

05:33The target's with me all the time.

05:34You take a picture with you?

05:35Yes.

05:36Yep, thank you.

05:38Thank you so much.

05:40Nice to meet you guys.

05:41Good luck.

05:42Thank you, Dave.

05:45Thank you for coming in here.

05:47I appreciate it.

05:49Thank you, Dave.

05:52Listen, I knew I was in the middle of a thank you off.

05:53Two thank yous in.

05:54I'm like, I'm going to fucking bash these guys up ahead with thank yous.

05:57This is $10.

05:58This is the America I know.

05:59New category.

06:00Value pizza of the year.

06:01$10.

06:02Half price Monday night pizza.

06:03Half price Monday night pizza.

06:04Anything else?

06:05All-you-can-eat ribs Tuesday.

06:06All-you-can-eat ribs on Tuesday.

06:07Wednesday, we have...

06:08Hold on a second.

06:09All right.

06:10Wait.

06:11Wednesday, we have burger night.

06:12Burger night Wednesday.

06:13One bite, everyone has rules.

06:14There it is.

06:15Now, Mike wants camera time.

06:16He's like a TikTok guy, security guy.

06:17Mike's just dying to get in that amazing circle.

06:18I'm trying to get a face on him.

06:19Come here.

06:20What's lunch for Dave?

06:21March.

06:22He's in a march.

06:23March.

06:24March.

06:25March.

06:26March.

06:27March.

06:28March.

06:29March.

06:30March.

06:31March.

06:32March.

06:33March.

06:34Let's march.

06:35Are you going to march for me?

06:36Let's march.

06:37You ready?

06:38Oh, come on.

06:39Oh, I might have oversold it with that.

06:40Like, get impressed.

06:41You've got me marching.

06:42You don't got him marching.

06:43Nino is paisan with my uncle.

06:44All right.

06:45They're from the same town in Sicily.

06:46Are you going to make them famous in Sicily now?

06:48Oh, go ahead.

06:49The guy behind the register, who I like, he's like, oh, I don't have it.

06:52You must have called the other Bennys.

06:53There's two.

06:54I go, is this the number?

06:55He goes, that's actually the other one.

06:56He calls the number.

06:57Hello, Bennys right in front of us.

06:58I'll call Lion.

06:59Lion.

07:00Lion.

07:01Lion.

07:03You don't have a pizza.

07:04Nope.

07:05I don't have a pizza.

07:06I've been cooking pizzas for a long time.

07:07You were speaking to Derek on his birthday.

07:08He was so thrilled with that.

07:09And he was like, I think he wanted to set me up for failure.

07:10He may have.

07:11It's a 5-8.

07:12Which isn't horrible.

07:13No.

07:14There's a deadly silence here.

07:15The guy in here, he's got this board of banned customers.

07:16Anything but just the name, they were assholes.

07:17Or they were just assholes over the phone.

07:18There's a number.

07:19There's a number.

07:20There's a number.

07:21There's a number.

07:22There's a number.

07:23There's a number.

07:24There's a number.

07:25There's a number.

07:26There's a number.

07:27There's a number.

07:28Anything but just the name, they were assholes.

07:30Or they were just assholes over the phone.

07:32This is a great pizza.

07:33Not just because he has my face on the screen, wearing the shirt.

07:36It seems like he'd kill himself if he didn't get a good score here.

07:398-2.

07:40Close.

07:42The guy used to be in a rock band.

07:43He said, travel and learn how to make pizza on YouTube.

07:45Right up my alley.

07:46So 8-2 Rockaway.

07:47Angelo's still the best pizza here.

07:49His pizza's fairly fine.

07:50He's been doing it a long, long time.

07:51Angelo's spectacular.

07:52Now that's an Oz pizza guy.

07:54That looks awesome.

07:55Slice of New York.

07:56Rockaway.

07:57Pizza Lupo.

07:58Put him on a shirt.

07:59It's the 8-2 crew.

08:00Do you have a friend that gets stopped all the time because they think that it's you?

08:04Big test right here.

08:05I'll take it.

08:06Right?

08:07He doesn't really eat pizza.

08:09He beats New Haven style in the heart of Texas.

08:14Passes the mustard.

08:15State Fair, Texas.

08:16I don't know I've ever had a corn dog.

08:19Oh, it's a hot dog.

08:20I had no idea that was a hot dog.

08:23Fried pickle pizza.

08:25It's something.

08:26I've never had anything like it.

08:27I have never had anything like this.

08:29Clap that up.

08:30Clap it.

08:32I've never had pizza like this.

08:34Wow.

08:35It's the worst thing I've ever had.

08:36Do you want to give it a real score?

08:37It's a zero.

08:38This is a tribute to my mom.

08:39Some people were in the Round Edge Club and said,

08:41Hey, we've got a concession stand up in the area.

08:43I want to kill them all.

08:44That's what, 55 years later?

08:45We're still here.

08:46Cornerstones.

08:47Hi.

08:48Carver math.

08:50Are you like a movie star or something?

08:52I'm crazy.

08:53Crazy?

08:54Nice to meet you.

08:55Yep.

08:56Crazy.

08:57Okay.

08:58Nice to meet you.

08:59Is that your birth name or is that like just your nickname?

09:01No.

09:02Wow.

09:03I don't want to tell you my birth name.

09:05Okay.

09:07Anyway.

09:08Okay, I think we're done shaking hands out there.

09:12There's a rumor that you were going to give us a turf field.

09:14Wait, what is this?

09:15What are you filming?

09:16Who's this guy?

09:17He's the captain of the baseball team this year.

09:18There goes no field.

09:19My back is where the baseball went.

09:21This video of me just hitting like a 900-foot home run.

09:23The one-two pitch.

09:24Hit high in the air, deep to right field.

09:27If you put your ear to the wind, you'll hear people like in shocking gaps the sound of a cannonball.

09:33It's a great looking putt.

09:34How have we not tried this place?

09:368-6?

09:378-9 cheesesteak?

09:38This place is fucking great.

09:40This is David Porcoy.

09:42He's the big pizza man.

09:43He's our man.

09:44I'm so thankful you're here.

09:46I already know this is made with such love it's going to just blow my face off.

09:49That guy was the most upbeat guy you're ever going to have.

09:51Wow, the pleasure is all mine.

09:53Oh my god, man, this is incredible.

09:55It's a real deal, man.

09:56I appreciate that.

09:57Gosh darn, man.

09:58We're getting ready to close.

09:59Close forever?

10:00Yeah, forever, forever.

10:01Watch out for the snow storm present that day.

10:04Oh, he can't block out the snow.

10:06I didn't know what the hell he was talking about.

10:08There's no way this place should be going out of business.

10:10None.

10:11Can I ask you something?

10:12Yes, sir.

10:13How much money do you need to stay open for like a year?

10:15That's a really good question.

10:16I'm not sure.

10:17There's somebody super rich right in front of your face.

10:19And by serendipity, he's like, what do you need to stay open for a year?

10:22If we had $60,000, would that be done?

10:24Done.

10:25Done?

10:26Done.

10:27Pizza is good, too.

10:29Fucking 60 dimes right there, but whatever.

10:31I'm a nice motherfucker.

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