00:00One hundred and eighty!
00:09We are a nation of sickos.
00:11I have heard one hundred and eighty thousand excuses.
00:16Here at Fireball, we're here to give them out.
00:21Have you ever made the excuse not to go to work?
00:24Flat tyre and I don't have a car.
00:27There was a buffalo on Chester Road and I couldn't get through.
00:31Get my mum to ring.
00:36Ross was playing darts when I was still in Natties.
00:39So meeting him is like meeting your grandad in a way.
00:48I think it's a bit dangerous, there's so many cones off of the A3.
00:52There could be an accident.
00:55Fireball Whiskey. Have you ever tried it?
00:58Oh yes, Andy!
01:00So get a sick note service off of Russ Bray.
01:03You know Russ Bray? He's famous, almost as famous as me.
01:06Then you send it to your boss the next day so you don't actually have to go to work.
01:13Right, that's all the sick notes done.
01:15Now I'm going to make like a banana and split.
01:18Anyway, enjoy the arrows.
01:21See you later.
01:24Thanks for watching.
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