00:00I can't.
00:01I can't do it.
00:03I can't send Daphne to a place like this.
00:07Look at these Yelp reviews for Miss Sandra's daycare.
00:10Well, didn't you pick this place because of the reviews?
00:14Yes, yes, but look at this.
00:16All five stars?
00:18There's no way that's legit.
00:20Look, so see, the place you want is one
00:22that has four and a half stars.
00:24Marty, you had her enrolled in the place with four
00:27and a half stars, and you canceled it
00:29because it wasn't good enough.
00:30No, no, that's because I visited it, Dad.
00:33That place had monkey bars.
00:34Monkey bars.
00:37What's wrong with monkey bars?
00:39Nothing.
00:39If you like dislocated baby shoulders.
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