00:00 That's me, Colt Severs.
00:03 And this is my hero's journey.
00:06 Can we just start from the top?
00:12 Okay, I'm not the hero of this story.
00:17 I'm just a stunt guy.
00:21 Trying to look cool in front of the director of this movie.
00:24 That's her, who I just so happen to have a major crush on.
00:28 We need to keep it super profesh.
00:30 Cool.
00:31 Do you want to make out?
00:32 Nope.
00:33 Because I don't either.
00:34 It's not what I'm into right now.
00:35 Making out?
00:36 Yeah.
00:37 What are you into?
00:38 Talking.
00:39 Yeah.
00:40 There's just one little wrinkle.
00:42 The star of the movie,
00:43 Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom Ryder,
00:45 is missing.
00:46 We need you to find him.
00:47 Why me?
00:48 You're a stuntman.
00:49 No one's going to notice whether you're here or not.
00:51 No offense.
00:52 I mean, some taken.
00:54 Tom?
00:55 Full disclosure,
00:56 he has fallen in with some shady people.
00:59 Just checking in on you.
01:00 And they're not going to like you sniffing around.
01:02 I'm just a stunt guy.
01:08 This is insane, man.
01:13 Uh-huh.
01:14 Uh-huh.
01:15 We got drugs,
01:16 bad guys,
01:18 and murder.
01:20 What's an ice cream?
01:23 Are you saying ice cream or ice cream?
01:24 Ice cream.
01:25 Okay, it's just with your accent, it's hard.
01:26 I'm not reporting an ice cream.
01:28 Yes, no, I get that.
01:29 Okay.
01:30 This is an epic story.
01:34 The cosmic proportions.
01:37 Stop!
01:38 The bad guys are closing in.
01:40 We're going to hide you.
01:41 Nope, we're going to beat the shit out of them.
01:43 I never forget a fist.
01:47 I don't mean it like that.
01:52 Nothing like a good twist.
01:54 Who doesn't love a twist?
01:55 This makes some trouble.
01:59 Get out of my head.
02:00 Stay alive.
02:05 No matter what,
02:07 we're going to beat the shit out of them.
02:08 No.
02:09 I have a better idea.
02:12 You want to die?
02:15 Okay.
02:16 Maniac.
02:17 This stunt man's crazy.
02:21 I'm not going to die.
02:22 We're going to surround him.
02:26 And we beat the shit out of them.
02:29 Shit.
02:32 One last stunt.
02:35 Going down in a blaze of glory.
02:37 No!
02:40 We need a big finale.
02:45 How many takes do you have of that?
02:48 I've got five takes.
02:50 Oh.
02:51 So big.
02:54 Yeah.
02:56 You're going to die.
02:57 (dramatic music)
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