00:00Why you gonna do that?
00:02I got a sweet tooth
00:04Don't make me relax
00:06She's gonna run
00:08She's gonna run
00:14Hey, why'd you turn that off?
00:16I was grooving
00:18I think you just answered your own question, Dave
00:22Oh, hey, honey, how was your run?
00:24Oh, awesome
00:26So much better than paying for an expensive gym
00:28I got clipped by a skateboarder
00:30and stepped on
00:32what I hope was burrito, but
00:36But still, we're saving a fortune
00:38Yeah, and it's for a good cause
00:40Well, you know, you can just send Grover
00:42to a free public school
00:44and not step on burritos
00:46No sacrifice is too great for my baby boy
00:50Oh, this is not burrito
00:54Hey, uh, did you happen to run down
00:56Cresthaven?
00:58Dave, I did not pick any figs off that guy's tree
01:00Dave!
01:02Are you stealing figs?
01:04It's not stealing
01:06The figs are hanging over a public sidewalk
01:08Therefore, per municipal code
01:10These are the people's figs
01:14You know what, I'm with the fig guy
01:16Who is this, anyway?
01:18I don't know, really
01:20I've only ever interacted with him on sidewalk talk
01:22On side what now?
01:24Well, Tina knows what I'm talking about
01:26I've seen her on there
01:28Oh, really, I hate that app
01:30All people do is talk trash
01:32Yeah, but it's also a great way to keep up with what's going on around here
01:34and communicate with our neighbors
01:36Why do you need an app?
01:38You got a mouth
01:40Yes, but by using the app
01:42I can avoid awkward confrontations
01:44And this whole fig thing
01:46could resolve itself peacefully
01:48Also, this app is handy
01:50for all kinds of stuff
01:52Like gardeners
01:54Finding a lost pet
01:56I mean, look at this cute little girl on Marengo
01:58Please help me find Yertle the turtle
02:00Aww
02:02It's actually a tortoise
02:04So his name should be Yortus
02:08Well, the only reason I even have the app
02:10is for the section where people give away stuff they don't want
02:12Giveaway?
02:14Like free?
02:16Oh, I like free
02:18Wow, humidifier, ping pong table
02:20A treadmill, I could use that
02:22You know, I'll grab my keys, I'll drive you over
02:24Oh, and get me some more figs
02:26Steal your own damn fruit
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