You only need to know one song on guitar | Akshay Sampath | Cracked Comedy Club - video Dailymotion

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00:00I do think it's funny the things that dudes do to be attractive to women.

00:04Because, like, we're dumb, so we pick something dumb, like flying a kite.

00:08But then, like, occasionally you meet a guy who picks right,

00:11and it's the scariest guy in the world.

00:13Have we ever seen this?

00:15No, no one in this room has ever seen a man successfully hit on a woman.

00:20All right, all right.

00:21I don't know, I saw it once.

00:22I was with a bunch of friends.

00:24We went over to this guy we know's place, and he had a guitar on the wall.

00:27And I was like, oh, dude, can you play something on that guitar?

00:30He's like, yeah, of course.

00:32And he picks it up, and he starts playing that song from A Star is Born.

00:36You know?

00:37The, I'm on the deep end.

00:39The Lady Gaga song, yeah.

00:41He starts playing that.

00:42Every woman in the room starts singing along.

00:44He finishes the song, and I was like, oh, dude, can you play a second song on the guitar?

00:53I swear to God, he said, I don't need to learn a second song.

00:57That's the scariest man in the world.