00:00Hey, Junior.
00:00Ivy, Ivy.
00:02My feral son, Trey, who is currently
00:04peeing in your petunias, is a genius.
00:07Yeah, he just took an IQ test, and apparently, he's gifted.
00:09Really?
00:10The same boy that brought all the bees in my house?
00:12Yep.
00:13The one that likes to sniff the seats?
00:14Yep.
00:15The one that liked to take a dip in top of the?
00:17Yep.
00:18Upper Decker.
00:20But here's the best part.
00:21He got accepted into Buckingham.
00:24The palace?
00:25No, not the palace, the school.
00:28It's one of the top schools in the country.
00:30Congratulations, Junior.
00:32You know, they don't just take anybody.
00:34Let me guess.
00:35That's where you went.
00:36It is.
00:37Ha, ha, ha.
00:39You see, Buckingham is a place that
00:41teaches kids really important things like kindness
00:44and compassion, happiness.
00:46These private schools are nothing
00:47but a big money racket.
00:49You got your tuitions and your uniforms,
00:51the mandatory donations.
00:53By the time your kid finishes school,
00:56you're a broke living underneath a bridge.
00:58Gosh, Dad, again with this?
01:00I went to private school.
01:01Yeah, and I don't hold that against you, son.
01:03I hold it against your mother.
01:05See, public school teaches you grit and street smarts.
01:08Getting locked in a locker for the whole day,
01:11it prepares you for working a nine to five.
01:14I am the man I am today, courtesy of public school.
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