00:00You're on the phone, don't talk too long,
00:02otherwise I'll press the button and poof, you'll be gone.
00:05Yeah, why do y'all play all that sad music now?
00:08You're kind of bumming me out, man.
00:09My friend, I'll say it again.
00:11That comes from Dr. Reed's sad playlist.
00:14I think it's titled,
00:16Plug in the Toaster and Jump in the Tub.
00:19Don't hate because I was hired
00:21to infuse some feelings into your manly man show.
00:24Corporate sent you to ruin my good,
00:27soulful morning vibe with a whole bunch of whining.
00:31What you call whining, most people call talking.
00:34You're on the air, my friend.
00:35What's good in your hood?
00:37I just want to say that Dr. Reed is right,
00:39and it's refreshing to have a safe space
00:41where we can talk about important things like feelings.
00:44I appreciate your support, sister.
00:46Yeah, but honey, let me mansplain something to you.
00:49Real men don't do that.
00:51We don't sit around publicly crying about our feelings.
00:56But since you like to feel so much, young lady,
00:59I want you to feel this.
01:02You feel me?
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