00:00Hey Dad, I'm doing a children's book reading at Maya's school next week.
00:04I'd love for you to be there.
00:09You had me at Maya.
00:15I will be there or be square.
00:18What in the hair club for men?
00:23Dad, what's going on?
00:25I'll tell you what's going on.
00:27Daddy-O is going on a date.
00:29I signed up for this dating app called Out of My League.
00:34I thought you and Ivy had something going on.
00:36Yeah, we do. We got a podcast going on.
00:39See, Ivy, she's cool, but I need somebody with less baggage.
00:43Someone with a fresh point of view so I can go out to the disco and get my groove on.
00:48Well, I hope you have a time machine because discos are not a thing anymore.
00:58Well, I'm going wherever the kids go today because tomorrow, not promised.
01:03Who died?
01:05My best friend Leon, man.
01:07Uncle Leon died?
01:08Yeah, he was all alone. Had no wife, no girlfriends, no side pieces.
01:12No side pieces?
01:14No nothing. And I ain't going out like that.
01:19I'm so sorry to hear that, Dad. He was your ride or die. That guy loved you.
01:23You know, when I used to get mad and bad-mouthed you, he'd be like,
01:26Boy, you better be glad you got a daddy. I don't have a daddy.
01:29My mama was my daddy. That's why she had that mustache.
01:33That's funny because when I bad-mouthed you, he'd say,
01:36V, the boy just needs his ass beat.
01:40Oh, he was not on my side.
01:44Dad, um, are you sure you're okay?
01:47I'm fine, look.
01:50Never better.
01:52Well, you certainly look, uh...
01:53Yeah, younger.
01:54Yeah, that's definitely a word.
01:56Uh, insane is also a word.
02:00Oh, yeah.
02:03You got a new phone?
02:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:05Did it come with that?
02:08Come with what?
02:09Uh, the unlimited data.
02:11Yeah, the data map is installed right on it. Out of my league, yeah.
02:15Look at that.
02:16Oh, wow.
02:17Oh, look at this little Tenderoni.
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