00:00Come help us whitewash 12 centuries of pure, inbred evil, dating back to the 1st century A.D.,
00:07when men were men, when kings were gods, when the most powerful person on the planet
00:14was equally as likely to be killed by syphilis as by his own bloody horse.
00:20We'll celebrate the petty cruelty of King Edward VII, who instituted the practice of
00:26weighing guests before and after the royal Christmas party,
00:30the brutish insanity of King Charles II, who tried to cure his fatal stroke by consuming
00:36the pulverized skulls of the Irish, and the once-in-a-millennium brutality of Queen Elizabeth,
00:43who kicked off the enslavement of about 6 million people.
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