00:00What do you get the family that used to own a quarter of the planet?
00:04We legally own every swan and dolphin in the country, so we're good on those.
00:09No jewelry either. We already colonized the largest diamond ever found and
00:14chunked it up into a hundred horcruxes that now make up the crown jewels.
00:19The only thing we really need is your attention.
00:23The royal family has devolved from an unstoppable force of imperialism
00:28to a self-perpetuating PR machine.
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