00:00Hort Trips International has your itinerary jam-packed with excitement.
00:04You're going to see a lot of old churches, including this one, which isn't even complete yet.
00:10I mean, get a move on it guys, jeez.
00:12Oh yeah, and make sure you have a cardigan to cover up those salacious, voluptuous shoulders of yours,
00:18or you'll get kicked out.
00:19You could take a day trip to this city that's literally sinking,
00:23or this city that's known for being the birthplace of democracy and rampant taxi scams.
00:28Oh, fascinating.
00:30You'll also see a bunch of old castles owned by old racist guys,
00:35and old ruins preserved by old racist guys,
00:39and battle sites of war monuments dedicated to old racist guys who started said wars.
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