00:00We just moved to a country that we've never even been before, to a villa that we've never
00:02even seen, and now we live here, and I'm going to show you around.
00:06We're in Mauritius.
00:07It very much feels like we've won the lottery, because we could no way be able to afford
00:09to live anywhere like this in Morocco or generally the West.
00:12We used to live in Iceland, then we lived in the UK.
00:14Never lived in the tropics before.
00:15I've got a one-year-old baby.
00:16Hi!
00:17We took the plunge, guys.
00:18We took the plunge, and I think it's going to pay off.
00:20Hi, Jasper.
00:21We're doing a villa tour, like MTV Cribs.
00:24So the villa is called Le Californie, Californie or something.
00:28Don't try and break in, guys.
00:29It won't work.
00:30So here it is.
00:31We've got palm trees.
00:32This is a big bag of dog food that we're going to keep in the car so that we can hand out
00:35to strays.
00:36There are lots of strays around here.
00:37Look, there's a little birdbath.
00:38Okay, and here is the house.
00:39Okay, so here is the entrance.
00:44Here is the desk, a charging station.
00:47These are mirrors.
00:48Hi!
00:49Okay, Jasper's having an existential crisis.
00:50Hi!
00:51Here is the sofa.
00:52Here is...
00:53I love this table.
00:54Here is our laundry.
00:55Here are some books.
00:56Here is our curious desk.
00:57Here is our curious desk, which contains some glass that came out of a real volcano that
01:03erupted recently in Iceland, which is where we last lived.
01:06Here is a shell from here.
01:07And here is a weaver nest from a weaver bird that lives here.
01:11This was on the ground.
01:12It was abandoned.
01:13Don't worry.
01:14We're not psychos.
01:15We didn't pick it off a tree.
01:16This is a large decorative gong.
01:18Ding, ding, ding.
01:19You want to play with this?
01:21He loves playing with this.
01:23We filled these drawers with toys that he can open and get out at his leisure.
01:27Fun, fun, fun.
01:28That's what I call it.
01:29TV's in a bit of a weird shit position.
01:32I guess there should kind of be a sofa here maybe, but there's not, but it pulls out,
01:36you know?
01:37So you can kind of watch it there if you want.
01:38But why would you want to watch TV when you've got this outside?
01:42I hate when people say shit like that.
01:44Of course, I still wouldn't watch TV even though there's nice stuff outside.
01:48He's found the drawer again.
01:51This is the kitchen, which is really modern and great.
01:53We had a really skanky kitchen before, so this feels kind of special.
01:57Mmm, drawers.
01:58I love putting products in drawers instead of on shelves.
02:01It's a real thing for me.
02:06This leads to the outside where the stray cats live.
02:09We've got three stray cats here that we're feeding.
02:12So this is the room of crap, as I call it.
02:14This is where we put all of the things that we don't need or the things that are dangerous
02:17for Jasper that he could, like, pull over himself, so there's decorative stuff, glasses.
02:22All of that is just banned into this room forevermore.
02:24This is the main guest room, which is also going to be my office.
02:29So that's where my computer is going to go.
02:31It has its own bathroom, oh my goodness, wow.
02:36This we believe to be a dog turd.
02:37I have no idea how a dog got in and turded on the lawn, but there you go.
02:42This is our bathroom.
02:44This is our bedroom.
02:47And it leads straight out to the pool, oh my goodness.
02:50In this chest resides a spider.
02:52So I haven't opened that chest since I first saw the spider in it, so the spider's still
02:55living in there.
02:56Our wardrobe is in there.
02:57I'm not going to show you because it's filled with crap, so I can do this video.
03:00Hidden, hidden crap.
03:01Here is our bathroom.
03:02It has an indoor and an outdoor shower, guys.
03:05But look what Julia's found.
03:06You see what this is?
03:08Is a snake shedded skin.
03:10Skin that's shed from a snake.
03:12We have two sinks.
03:13A sink for each person, me and the Julia.
03:15How exciting and civilized is that?
03:17I just can't get over how cool and grown-up and sophisticated this is.
03:21And here is Jasper's room.
03:23Jasper's never had his own room before.
03:24This is so exciting.
03:25We haven't made it fully nice yet.
03:27He's sleeping on a floor bed, a double floor bed, no less.
03:30We're going to put these glow-in-the-dark fish stickers everywhere, all over the wall.
03:34So cool.
03:35There's his various cameras.
03:36And then we're going to put safari animals all over this wall.
03:39And these curtains are really good and blackie-outie.
03:41And those are coconuts on that tree, guys.
03:43Yes, that's right.
03:45This is his noodle station.
03:46This is a nappy-changing thing, which we actually never use.
03:48I'm going to put, like, books and stuff there for him.
03:50I'm going to put a mirror down here somewhere so he can look himself in the mirror,
03:53because he loves looking in the mirror.
03:54Himself, because he is vain.
03:55Just like his father.
03:56Hi!
03:57So that's the pool.
03:58It is so great.
03:59This is a little thing at the end that you do stuff in.
04:01I don't really know what.
04:02I guess hang out there.
04:03There's a barbecue there.
04:04Oh my god, amazing.
04:05There's a spiral staircase up here.
04:07Whoa!
04:08That leads up to a sun deck.
04:09No, don't peel the sticker off.
04:10No, Jasper, no.
04:11This might be the coolest thing ever.
04:13This is a waterfall that goes up from there, down into there.
04:16How freaking cool is that?
04:17And at night, it lights up, guys.
04:19Absolutely stunning.
04:24And that's the sea over there.
04:26And then these are just agricultural fields.
04:28And then we've got some lawn.
04:30And then we've got a coconut tree that grows out the top, guys.
04:32Oh my god.
04:36You may have noticed there's no pool fence.
04:38There are no pool fences anywhere in this country.
04:41It is absolutely bizarre.
04:42There are lots of children and lots of pools and no pool fences.
04:44And I'm going to address that in a different video.
04:46Until then, any questions, hit the comments box.
04:48Follow for more.
04:49And thanks for watching.
04:50Bye!
04:51Bye-bye.
04:52Bye-bye.
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