00:00Okay, yes, I did buy a mansion in the south of France as a first-time buyer in my 20s
00:04and for less than the cost of most one-bedroom flats in London.
00:07But trust me, there is always a catch.
00:10And this one comes with collapsing ceilings, unfit-for-purpose roofs,
00:13rotten beams, black mould, outdated well, everything, electrics, plumbing,
00:17you name it, it needs fixing.
00:18House tour of my half-collapsing 18th-century mansion.
00:21And I think it's about time I take you to the first floor.
00:23The landing up here is large enough to be a room in and of itself,
00:26and I want to find a way to make these hallways usable spaces.
00:29Tell me if this sounds silly.
00:30What about putting a breakfast bar up here?
00:32Have your cuppa in the morning, some comfy chairs, wake up slowly and relax.
00:36Basically an excuse to get out of bed without actually doing anything practical.
00:40Now on to the reasons I should not have bought this house.
00:42Though if you think this is bad,
00:43serve your sanity and do not watch under bedroom number two.
00:46But let's ignore the key structural damage and look at these original hair feathers instead.
00:51I'm in love.
00:52Now the bathrooms on this floor are a bit oddly shaped, quite long and thin,
00:55and I don't know if they're original or added later,
00:57but they do have the detailing on the ceiling which makes me think they're former.
01:01What do you think?
01:01Just some light cosmetic changes in here?
01:03I should be taking this all more seriously,
01:05but if I don't laugh, I'll cry.
01:07So the path to self-delusion it is.
01:09Now use a warning,
01:10those with delicate sensibilities should look away now.
01:14Appreciate the fact that I'm risking life and limb to show you this shitshow.
01:18Now serious talk, yes, this will be expensive,
01:21but I have like a 50-stage plan.
01:23Step one is literally just getting the ceiling removed
01:26and not replacing it yet.
01:28It might sound mad,
01:29but it won't affect the overall structural integrity,
01:32and most importantly, it will take the weight off
01:34and remove the risk of it coming crashing down.
01:36And then when I do have the funds, I'll add the ceilings,
01:38and then after that the plastering and the features and the whole shebang.
01:41I admit it's far from perfect,
01:43but I have to keep on reminding myself that I took this on as a lifetime project,
01:48and I'd rather take time and do it right than rush and ruin it.
01:51Now this would be a good piece from old, I reckon.
01:53Now for this next room, hear me out.
01:55I know it's not the large grand library study
01:57that people were hoping for downstairs,
01:59but I'm thinking of making this into a cozy, beautiful space to read and work.
02:03Then downstairs, as some of you suggested,
02:05I like the idea of having that room being a parlor,
02:08salon, games room for entertaining.
02:10God, does this next room have the worst mold.
02:12Like it hits you as you enter.
02:14And in case any of you are worried,
02:15we rarely ever go into the rooms that have black mold.
02:18It's just not healthy.
02:19Only occasionally after bad weather do we check on them.
02:21I've also moved some of the furniture out to stop the mold spores from migrating.
02:24I actually don't know if that's a thing, but it feels like a thing.
02:27Now these chairs, yes, they need restoring, but they're stunning.
02:31I'm thinking of just replacing the bottom with like the base color
02:34and then keep the original material in the back
02:36because it's still in good condition.
02:37Also, I never thought that I would like this dark stone look,
02:40but the detailing is lovely.
02:42Does anyone know what stone it is?
02:43Now there are two more smaller bedrooms and bathrooms on this floor,
02:46and we've actually started work on them as a semi-liveable.
02:48So I thought I'd show you in a separate video with our progress so far.
02:51And let's face it, this video is getting long.
02:53Please let me know what formats you prefer, by the way.
02:55I don't want to do a million parts,
02:56but I think there's a limit to how much of my yapping people can stand in one sitting.
03:00And don't worry, second floor coming next.
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