00:00Hey, uh, Leo, I think we got a buyer for Diaz's merchandise.
00:26Gotta give him a ring, man, set up a deal, you know?
00:29Where are you now?
00:30You okay, Leo? You sound kinda different.
00:33Tell me where you are.
00:34Who the hell is this? Put Leo on, man.
00:37Leo's gone away for a while. He left me in charge.
00:40Screw you, man.
00:59Oh, for God's sake, it's you! Oh, jeez, I'm gonna need new pants!
01:23Hey, those psychos from up north, they've been on the horn, and they're coming down here soon.
01:27Now where is the goddamn money?
01:29Relax, relax. We're not at that part yet.
01:31Oh, I thought that you were taking care of this. I really did.
01:36And now those guidos say we gotta do them a favor.
01:38You mean I gotta do them a favor.
01:40Oh, of course that's what I mean. Do I look like I can intimidate a jury?
01:44I couldn't intimidate a child, and believe me, I've tried.
01:47Now look, it's either that or Forelli's cousin Giorgio gets five years for fraud.
01:52You gotta take these guys out!
01:54I understand. Help the jury change their minds. Don't worry about it.
01:57No, no, no, no, no! I tried that! The jury case didn't go so well.
02:02So make them change their minds.
02:25Florida, you mean.
02:32You better sway yourself out of my face already.
02:35Hickory, were you born in Florida?
02:37What a stupid question of all the change, were you?
02:41Of course not! No one's been born in Florida since 1877.
02:45But I've been here five years, which is a very long time.
02:49Yes, it is. A very long time. Almost as long as this show.
02:53Ladies and gentlemen, you're listening to Pressing Issues with me, Maris Chavez,
02:58presiding over some of the least informed debate on the radio.
03:02In this episode of Pressing the Issue,
03:04we had Alex Shrubb, Callum Quayshaw, and John Florida Hickory discussing...
03:14Word up!
03:20What?
03:32Hey, man, my car! Leave my damn car alone, man!
03:39Yo, man, I still got payments to make on this!
03:42Oh, please, God! Someone help me!
03:49Otherwise...
04:03No money, no funny, buddy, honey!
04:07...interrupts your enjoyment of our fine programming
04:10and ability to tackle the important things like Jonathan's walk in the park.
04:14But we need you. Think of yourself as a member of this station.
04:17Except you aren't allowed in the doors. That's an important metaphor for life.
04:21Yes, how wonderful would it be to own a...
04:32Don't try anything stupid.
04:47...interrupts your enjoyment of our fine programming
04:50and ability to tackle the important things like Jonathan's walk in the park.
04:53But we need you. Think of yourself as a member of this station.
04:56Except you aren't allowed in the doors. That's an important metaphor for life.
04:59...interrupts your enjoyment of our fine programming
05:02and ability to tackle the important things like Jonathan's walk in the park.
05:05But we need you. Think of yourself as a member of this station.
05:08Except you aren't allowed in the doors. That's an important metaphor for life.
05:11...interrupts your enjoyment of our fine programming
05:14and ability to tackle the important things like Jonathan's walk in the park.
05:17But we need you. Think of yourself as a member of this station.
05:20Except you aren't allowed in the doors. That's an important metaphor for life.
05:23...interrupts your enjoyment of our fine programming
05:26and ability to tackle the important things like Jonathan's walk in the park.
05:29But we need you. Think of yourself as a member of this station.
05:32Except you aren't allowed in the doors. That's an important metaphor for life.
05:35...interrupts your enjoyment of our fine programming
05:38and ability to tackle the important things like Jonathan's walk in the park.
05:41...interrupts your enjoyment of our fine programming
05:44and ability to tackle the important things like Jonathan's walk in the park.
05:47But we need you. Think of yourself as a member of this station.
05:50Except you aren't allowed in the doors. That's an important metaphor for life.
05:53But we need you. Think of yourselves as a member of this station.
06:00Northeast Revolution
06:03South-West Revolution
06:06First officer officer
06:08The apartment isICAN
06:40I'm a warrior, and this is just the beginning
06:44I'm a warrior, and this is just the beginning
06:46Ain't nothin' I can't do better
06:51Ain't nothin' I can't do better
07:01Ain't nothin' I can't do better
07:04Hey, Tommy, it's Sonny. How's the suntan?
07:10I ain't got no suntan.
07:12Well, you ain't got my money either, so I'm on it myself.
07:15What are you doing? So tell me, Tommy, what are you doing?
07:18I'm looking for the money, Sonny. Don't worry.
07:21I am worrying, Tommy. That's my style, because I've even had this problem in my life with unreliable people.
07:28Don't be an unreliable person, Tommy, please. Do us both a favor. I'm looking forward to hearing from you.
07:40No! Let me go!
07:46Avery goes without saying, Tommy, Tommy, any progress? No, no, no, no. Tell me later, tell me later.
07:50Tommy, this is Avery Carrington. I believe you met at the party?
07:53Not in person. Howdy.
07:55Avery here has a proposition.
07:59Haven't we got other things on our mind?
08:01I'm trying to keep the wolves from the door. So could you please cut me some slack?
08:05I'm stretched like a wire, and even if I'm dead by the end of the week, I'd like to think that I didn't die poor.
08:10Now just calm down, both of you.
08:13Sonny, you help me, and any greaseballs giving you a hard time, I'll see to it they take a long dirt nap.
08:19Okay. What could I do for you?
08:21This delivery company's got its depot on some prime land. They won't sell. They're hanging on like a big old prairie rat.
08:28So we gotta go in there and smoke that vermin out. Head on down there and set up a hornet's nest.
08:34The security will have their hands full, and then you can sneak in and put them out of business.
08:38And you could drop by Raffio's for a change of clothes. He might be there a while, but, yeah, go for it. Should be a riot.
08:43If the balls drop like they should, stop by my office sometime.
08:51Who are these pricks anyway? Lawyer pricks? Rug-wearing pricks? Surrounded by pricks?
09:22Shit!
09:24Fuck!
09:42Sonny!
09:51Sonny!
10:21Sonny!
10:51Sonny!
10:53Sonny!
10:55Sonny!
10:57Sonny!
10:59Sonny!
11:01Sonny!
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13:11Sonny!
13:33Hola, it's Mr. Vercetti.
13:35Yeah.
13:37It's a good day.
13:39Did you like my party?
13:41Yeah, I remember.
13:43Mr. Vercetti, it was the most unfortunate incident that happened to me this year.
13:47I know.
13:49I want you to know me and my people are doing our utmost to get to the bottom of this.
13:53If you'd like to talk to me more privately, you can find me at the bus stand.
13:57Okay? Good day, senor.
14:09Good day, senor.
14:39Hola, hola, hola.
15:09Hey!
15:11Hey!
15:13Hey!
15:15Hey!
15:17Hey!
15:19Hey!
15:21Hey!
15:23Hey!
15:25Hey!
15:37Get to the payphone next to the mall in Washington.
15:51Mr. Vercetti!
15:53Thank you for coming. Please, sit.
15:55Lobster?
15:57No, thanks.
15:59I am ashamed to admit that one of the causes of our mutual problem
16:03appears to have been the loose tongue of a man I used to trust.
16:07I've been carrying Gonzales for years, but now his incompetence reaches new heights.
16:11It's only right that you kill Gonzales.
16:15Did he do it? It's the money that's important to me.
16:17For this kindness, I'll reward you.
16:19And then, we will find your money together.
16:23It will be at his penthouse. Half-drunk, probably.
16:29Use this.
16:31I got three sons that are gathered in this city.
16:33Away from the noise, and uninvited diversity of the cysts.
16:35When you buy into that dream that is shady acres,
16:37not only do you get a luxurious 5,000-square-foot condo
16:39and underground parking for your newly-acquired sports car,
16:41but there's also what you dream of.
16:43You dream of a life of luxury.
16:45You dream of a life of luxury.
16:47You dream of a life of luxury.
16:49You dream of a life of luxury.
16:51You dream of a life of luxury.
16:53You dream of a life of luxury.
16:55You dream of a life of luxury.
16:57You dream of a life of luxury.
16:59You dream of a life of luxury.
17:01You dream of a life of luxury.
17:03You dream of a life of luxury.
17:05You dream of a life of luxury.
17:07You dream of a life of luxury.
17:09You dream of a life of luxury.
17:11You dream of a life of luxury.
17:13You dream of a life of luxury.
17:15You dream of a life of luxury.
17:17You dream of a life of luxury.
17:19You dream of a life of luxury.
17:21You dream of a life of luxury.
17:23You dream of a life of luxury.
17:25You dream of a life of luxury.
17:27Shady Acres.
17:29Happiness is worth the price.
17:31Shady Acres.
17:58Catch this bastard!
18:00He wants salt.
18:01Aye aye hay
18:14What did the boss say?
18:19I'm gonna shut that big mouth of yours
18:22He's gotta play
18:23Stop running you fat slime ball
18:27Oh, Jesus, we can't waste my life and my looks!
18:44Stand still and I'll take it quick!
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19:02This is Stand 21 South, I'm sorry!
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21:05This guy's my new friend. I never had a friend with a weight before
21:35Is this me nice ass, baby
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