(April 1998) Disney Channel Commercials

Craig's VCR & Media Closet

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00:00You are being a wacko and you can quote me on that.

00:03Big time weekend starting at 1pm 12 central on Disney.

00:06Yes!

00:07Tonight on Magical World of Disney.

00:09Two movies with the answers to the questions nobody's asking.

00:13No way!

00:14Like what could these kids have done to make this man so angry?

00:17And you'll also find out.

00:18Who said that?

00:20Who said what?

00:20What this kid is hearing.

00:21Never mind.

00:22And you'll see what's in this coffee.

00:25How the spaceship flies and why this man is quacking like a duck.

00:29We'll quack you up and we answer the questions nobody's asking.

00:31In The Mighty Ducks and Flight of the Navigator.

00:34Tonight on Disney.

00:35Movies at 7, 6 central.

00:37Weekend afternoon movies are Disney distractions and tomorrow.

00:41Abracadabra!

00:42Two heads are better than one.

00:43Oh yeah, right.

00:45Does that mean that four heads are better than two?

00:47I'm open to the idea.

00:49Or eight heads are better than four?

00:51Or sixteen?

00:51Do you drink a lot of coffee?

00:53I like the way you think.

00:55Two Olsens for the price of one.

00:57In Double Double, Toil and Trouble.

00:59This guy needs to get out more.

01:01Tomorrow at 3.20, 2.20 central.

01:03I can hardly wait.

01:06On Disney.

01:07Sunday nights magical world of Disney becomes Disney's magical world of animals.

01:11So got a question?

01:12I'm a macumba.

01:13Oh, what's the question?

01:17Oh, what's the answer?

01:21What kind of bird lays the largest egg?

01:23Oh, that's the answer.

01:28Oh, one more question.

01:32If I was a gorilla, how much would I eat in a day?

01:35Oh, what a question.

01:39Oh, what an answer.

01:43What is the most mysterious planet?

01:45It's Earth.

01:46Of course.

01:48I'm a macumba.

01:48Tomorrow at 7.30, 6.30 central.

01:51On Disney.

01:54What's the question?

01:56What's the question?

01:58What's the question?

02:00What's the question?

02:18He's good, he's good, no one should

02:21terrify their neighborhood.

02:23Where Heathcliff just won't be undone

02:26Playing pranks on everyone

02:33There's a race to be undone

02:36The competition doesn't stop

02:38It's mixing with the ladies' flair

02:41Being charming, never hair

02:43The game will reign supreme

02:46And no one can deny

02:48They'll make up history

02:51And always have an alibi

02:54So join in the jubilee

02:56The cats are great, they're all agree

02:59Finding each calamity

03:01The cats are very R.S.D.

03:14Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should

03:17Terrify the neighborhood

03:19But Heathcliff just won't be undone

03:22You should realize he can win with you

03:28Stay tuned, Heathcliff the Movie will be right back

03:33Tuesday on Magical World of Disney

03:35These two movies are gonna show you that all dogs are different

03:39Some dogs can brave harsh elements and drag a sled through icy terrain

03:43Others like to spin around really fast in a circle

03:46Some dogs can avoid perilous danger to get their team home safely

03:50Other dogs like to scare themselves in the mirror

03:53Disney's gonna show you all dogs are different in Balto and Scooby-Doo in a ghoul school

03:58Tuesday on Magical World of Disney, movies at 7, 6 central

04:08Hey guys, it's Tina from the Movie Surfers, here on Disney

04:11Today we're going behind the scenes of the new Walt Disney Pictures comedy, Meet the Deedles

04:16Which opens March 27th

04:17Two Hawaiian brothers trade their surfboards for survival gear

04:20When their father sends them away to a wilderness camp to grow up

04:23Ultimately, the Deedles soar to success and become heroes when they save Yellowstone's famous geyser

04:28Dude, it's a good thing you packed the jammers

04:35Killer dismount

04:37Man, those boards are awesome

04:39Tina, do the actors really get to ride them?

04:41Yeah, if you click on the focus on icon

04:44They'll tell you about the jammers and all the extreme stunts

04:53Since we've been up here, I've learned to land luge and ride gas-powered skateboards

04:59It was fun because we brought out our camcorders and we were videoing each other

05:07Paul and I both got our bruises and battle wounds, you know

05:11But the Deedles do more than just skateboards

05:14They even go rappelling

05:16Steve came up at one point and he's like, yeah, I feel like I got this down

05:19It's been extremely fun, I think it's really exciting

05:21Cool, a bear

05:23A bear!

05:28And that's our focus on Disney's Meet the Deedles

05:31In theaters on March 27th

05:33We now return to Heathcliff the Movie

05:35Right here on Disney

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