The Ultimate Playhouse Video Promo Collection (Part 1)

The New Sony Wonder & Happy Madison Fan

Please let me know if anything is out of order and/or missing. Both the Muppet Home Video promo and the generic Playhouse Video promo were originally uploaded by @ChuckD79. The Faerie Tale Theatre promo was originally uploaded by @tornadoman14. 0:00-2:17 Muppet Home Video promo 2:17-9:21 Faerie Tale Theatre promo 9:21-13:12 generic Playhouse Video promo NOT FOR KIDS LOL

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00:00It's drama.

00:02What are you guys doing?

00:04Patriot, take it over the show.

00:06You'll never get away with it.

00:08It's music.

00:10Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

00:16It's romance.

00:18Let me take you away from all this.

00:20A marriage made in heaven, a frog and a pig.

00:22We could have bouncing baby fix.

00:24It's time to play the music.

00:26It's time to light the light.

00:28It's time to meet the Muppets.

00:32It's Muppet Mania.

00:34First, it's the Muppet Review.

00:36Kermit and Fozzie recall their most memorable moments with all your favorite characters.

00:41The Swedish Chef.

00:43He's good and he's good.

00:45Good and he's good.

00:47He's good and he's good.

00:49He's good and he's good.

00:51Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

00:53Is there a gorilla in here?

00:55With Paul Williams, Harry Belafonte and Rita Moreno.

00:58And of course, Miss Piggy and the rest of the gang.

01:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, say the line.

01:07And the continuing story of a love so true.

01:11A love that's withstood the test of time.

01:13The Kermit and Piggy story.

01:18I'm mad about that frog.

01:26Join Raquel Welch, Loretta Swit, Tony Randall and Cheryl Ladd

01:31as they celebrate the love story of the century.

01:34And for the kid in us all, it's children's songs and stories with the Muppets

01:38featuring John Denver, Julie Andrews, Brooke Shields, Twiggy, Charles Osnavor

01:44and sing along with Judy Collins.

01:47I don't know why she swallowed that fly.

01:51I guess I'll die.

01:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:58And finally, it's a lyrical spring with rock music with the Muppets.

02:03Jam with Alice Cooper, Linda Ronstadt, Debra Harry, Ben Vereen, Ellen Reddy,

02:09Leo Serre, Paul Simon and many others.

02:12So join us for the one, the only, the Muppets.

02:18Playhouse Video

02:22Playhouse Video grants you a very special wish.

02:25The entire collection of fairytale theater presentations is now available on videocassette.

02:32This classic series is filled with wonderful stars and magical stories.

02:37Stories your children will love at least as much as you do.

02:41After all, who could resist falling under the spell of bewitching Joan Collins and witchy Joan Collins?

02:49Cooking up a delectable treat for Ansel and Gretel.

02:52Please don't eat my brother.

02:54Oh, stop sniveling.

02:56There's work to be done.

02:59It's all here, from the breadcrumbs to the cottage good enough to eat.

03:04Joan Collins and Joan Collins in Ansel and Gretel.

03:09Gregory Hines and Ben Vereen strut their stuff in puss in boots, proving that clothes make the, ahem, cat.

03:17You've got finery, I've got rags. Where's my finery?

03:20That's included in my plan, master.

03:23And that a well-dressed cat can be a man's best friend.

03:28Take one lovely young girl, one crab of a stepmother, and two largely unappealing stepsisters,

03:36add a touch of Jean Stapleton's magic.

03:39Who are you?

03:40Honey, I'm your fairy godmother.

03:43Didn't you see me poof?

03:44And have a ball.

03:46Jennifer Beals and Matthew Broderick do.

03:49Do you know anything about kissing?

03:51I'm almost certain it has something to do with the lips.

03:54In Cinderella.

03:57Malcolm McDowell gets his licks in as a wisecracking wolf.

04:01Now there's a tasty little dish.

04:04With an unappetizing sense of humor.

04:07Nice stitching, and I must say on you it looks positively...

04:14...scrumptious.

04:15But Mary Steenburgen will serve him his just desserts in Little Red Riding Hood.

04:22He's refined.

04:23Positively sublime.

04:25He's stylish.

04:27We may have the smallest army in the land, but by God, it's the best dress.

04:31And he's about to be taken for every penny.

04:34The cloth has the miraculous ability of appearing invisible

04:38to anyone who is unfit for office or unquestionably stupid.

04:43Art Carney and Alan Arkin

04:47reveal Dick Shawn in all his glory in The Emperor's New Clothes.

04:53Jeff Goldblum will blow you away as a big bad wolf

04:56hungry for Stephen First, a yuppie pig with a taste for the good life.

05:00I intend to be the richest pig in the world.

05:04Well, that's what makes this country so great.

05:06Even a pig can become a millionaire.

05:08Fred Willard is the pig with all the wrong moves.

05:11And Valerie Perrine is the object of his affection.

05:15Tell me, bacon bits, where have you been all my life?

05:18But Billy Crystal is the one who keeps the wolf away from the door.

05:22Not by the hair of my chinny-chin chin.

05:26You keep saying that. What do you mean, chinny-chin chin? What does it mean?

05:29In The Three Little Pigs.

05:32We've pulled some strings to bring you Carl Reiner as Geppetto,

05:36the woodcarver swallowed by a whale.

05:38I'm so tired of the seaweed.

05:42I'm tired of the seafood in general.

05:45Laney Kazan is the blue fairy.

05:49And comedy star Paul Rubens is Pinocchio.

05:53Karen Black makes a splash in The Little Mermaid.

05:56So, I suppose you'd like me to show you something in a nice pair of legs.

06:01With Treat Williams and Pam Dauber getting along swimmingly

06:05in the tale of a selfless little maid of the sea.

06:09Gene Stapleton is just one of the big, and we mean big,

06:14stars in Jack and the Beanstalk.

06:16Is that thing bothering you?

06:19Oh, I don't know.

06:21Being a wicked giant is just kind of fruitless.

06:27Elliot Gould also makes a large impression on Dennis Christopher

06:31in this tale of epic proportion.

06:34When six princesses are stepping out every night

06:37and Dad is footing the cobbler's bill,

06:40there's bound to be trouble.

06:42I want to know why these dance slippers are worn through.

06:47But Peter Weller looks in as a private eye

06:50and with a little help from a magic cloak

06:52he has Leslie Ann Warren wrapped in his arms

06:55in The Dancing Princesses.

06:58Magic is everywhere if you've got a genie on your side.

07:02You are now my master

07:04and I am here to grant you any wish that you may desire.

07:08And the magic rubs off on Aladdin and his wonderful lamp

07:11starring Leonard Nimoy, Valerie Bertinelli, and Robert Carradine.

07:17So you think being a princess is easy?

07:19Ellen Barkin doesn't.

07:21When's recess?

07:22No, child, recess is for peasants.

07:25Homework is for princesses.

07:28Not with Howard Hessman as a royal bane of a father.

07:32Now you go to your room, you ungrateful child,

07:34before I get really angry and suspend your library privileges.

07:38Oh, I wish!

07:39But one day, the king decides to hold a palace laugh-off.

07:43Now it gives me great pleasure to introduce our guest hosts for this evening.

07:48You know them, we love them.

07:50Let's have a royal welcome for the king and the princess!

07:52Hello!

07:54And comedy becomes king in the tale of the princess who had never laughed.

08:00Handsome Christopher Reeve and lovely Bernadette Peters

08:04are under the spell of romance in The Sleeping Beauty.

08:07Am I too beautiful?

08:09Am I too pure and too good?

08:12Do I dare to wake you to reality?

08:17Or am I dreaming now?

08:19If you haven't seen your favorite fairy tale yet, hold on!

08:23Because there are many more wonderful stars and stories

08:26in the fairy tale theater collection.

08:28Robin Williams and Terry Garr in The Tale of the Frog Prince.

08:32Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs starring Elizabeth McGovern.

08:35Mick Jagger in The Nightingale.

08:37Shelley Duvall and Hervé Villichez in Rumpelstiltskin.

08:41Gina Rollins in Rapunzel.

08:44Tatum O'Neill in Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

08:47Christopher Lee in The Boy Who Left Home to find out about the shivers.

08:51Susan Sarandon in Beauty and the Beast.

08:54Thumbelina starring Carrie Fisher.

08:57Liza Minnelli in The Princess and the Pea.

09:01Eric Idle in The Pied Piper of Hamelin.

09:04The Snow Queen starring Lee Remick and Harry Dean Stanton in Rip Van Winkle.

09:10Fairy tale theater, stories to enjoy over and over again.

09:14Choose your favorites to love happily ever after.

09:17Available now from Playhouse Video at a castle near you.

09:24Playhouse Video presents fun,

09:28fantasy,

09:30adventure,

09:32and magic.

09:35It's big video entertainment for young people,

09:38family people,

09:39and people who like to have a good time.

09:41And it's specially priced for gift giving.

09:46The greatest mystery is right here.

09:48Right under our feet.

09:50And with that step, one of the greatest fantasy adventures ever filmed begins.

09:55Pat Boone and James Mason attempt the impossible

09:59in Jules Verne's classic thriller,

10:02Journey to the Center of the Earth.

10:05Not even Jules Verne dreamed of anything like this.

10:08But disaster movie expert Erwin Allen did.

10:11Walter Pidgeon, Joan Fontaine, Barbara Eaton, and Peter Lorre

10:15go on an unforgettable voyage to the bottom of the sea.

10:19Directed by Erwin Allen, screenplay by Erwin Allen and Charles Miller.

10:24Now, if you'd rather ride a raft to adventure,

10:27then sail down the Mississippi with Ron Howard

10:30in Twain's classic tale of Huckleberry Finn.

10:33And more of Twain's tall tales await.

10:36It's the original, uncut, and beautifully restored version of

10:40The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

10:42Tell the gentleman your other name, Thomas, and say, sir.

10:46Sir Thomas Sawyer.

10:50Holy heart failure.

10:51The baddest bad guys in the world are trying to take over the planet.

10:55We have one moment to lose.

10:57Adam West and Burt Ward are Batman and Robin

11:00fighting an all-star cast of terrifying tricksters in Batman.

11:05Fantasy fun mixes with a bit of magic

11:08when a favorite fairy tale comes alive

11:10with the music and lyrics of Rodgers and Hammerstein.

11:13Ginger Rogers, Walter Pidgeon, Celeste Holm, Leslie Ann Warren,

11:17and Stuart Damon star in Cinderella.

11:20Directed by Charles S. Dubin, teleplay by Joseph Schrank.

11:24I believe, I believe, it's silly, but I believe.

11:27A triple Oscar-winning film has become a beloved Christmas classic.

11:32Maureen O'Hara and John Payne

11:34wonder if there really is a Santa Claus in Miracle on 34th Street.

11:40Oh, it's just like I thought.

11:42You got a bad case, a very bad case of growing up.

11:47A man with big dreams planted magic wherever he went.

11:51Dorothy McGuire, Joan Blondell and James Dunn

11:54star in the Hollywood classic A Tree Grows in Brooklyn.

11:58Screenplay by Tess Schlesinger and Frank Davis

12:00and directed by Elia Kazan.

12:03Those clouds up there look to me like the map of the British Honduras.

12:06He has interesting friends, a unique dog and winning ways.

12:10We're going to project your thoughts onto a screen.

12:14He's a boy named Charlie Brown.

12:17If I don't find out what happened to Snoopy,

12:19I think I'll go out of my mind.

12:21What happened to Snoopy, the world's most independent dog?

12:25It's a mystery for all the Peanuts gang to solve in Snoopy Come Home.

12:30I'm just a rag dolly.

12:34For big adventure for little people,

12:36Playhouse Video brings you the musical adventures of Raggedy Ann and Andy.

12:42And watch out, because here come the littles,

12:45those tiny people who find themselves in big trouble.

12:48Quick, under the rug!

12:50So gather up all the fun and fantasy you can.

12:53Playhouse Video has a specially priced video adventure for everyone.

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