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Disc distributor: Anchor Bay Entertainment [The Weinstein Company Home Entertainment (eww)/TWC-Dimension/StudioCanal/Heyday Films/Anton Capital Entertainment]

It's a shame that such an amazing film was distributed by The Weinstein Company in the US and advertised with the tagline "from the producer of Harry Potter" (JK Rowling is transphobic AND in the Epstein files).

1. Anchor Bay Entertainment logo
2. The Weinstein Company Home Entertainment logo/"Coming Soon to DVD" bumper
3. Underdogs (AKA Metegol/The Unbeatables/Foosball) trailer
4. The Weinstein Company Home Entertainment logo/"Now Available on DVD" bumper
5. The Giver trailer (Unpopular opinion, I hate both this movie AND the book it's based on.)
6. Escape from Planet Earth trailer (For some reason I thought this was called "Planet 52" as a kid.)
7. Loading screen
8. Menu
9. FBI Warning screen
10. TWC-Dimension logo
11. StudioCanal logo
12. Heyday Films logo (Paddington variant)

NOT FOR KIDS LOL
Transcript
00:01The
00:01The
00:02The
00:02The
00:02The
01:15Thank you, my little town.
01:18Why do you refer to this place as your little town?
01:20Because it's little.
01:21And it's mine.
01:23And destruction begins now.
01:25No!
01:26To save his town.
01:27I'm challenging you to a rematch.
01:29You want to man up?
01:29Let's play real soccer.
01:30If Jake wins, we get our town back from you.
01:32He'll need a little help.
01:34From some tiny friends.
01:39Jake!
01:40Ta-da!
01:43Today's the first day of the rest of your life.
01:44Yeah.
01:45An insane asylum.
01:46Now, the world's smallest heroes.
01:49There must be same things.
01:50Am I dreaming?
01:50We came to life for a reason.
01:51We're going to help win this game for you.
01:53We must defeat the world's greatest team.
01:55I'll crush you.
01:56Not in my house.
01:57Well, this isn't my house, but you know what I mean.
02:00What do you guys think?
02:00My trash talk is pretty great, huh?
02:02You are the suavest of the suave.
02:05Welcome to the first ever game in the most epic stadium in human history.
02:10We've got to win this for the town.
02:12All right, boys.
02:13This is only just because.
02:16I am the dogs!
02:18I am the dogs!
02:19Ariana Grande.
02:20Don't tell me you still like this loser.
02:22And what if I do?
02:24Matthew Morrison.
02:25I just gotta have faith.
02:27Nicholas Holt.
02:27Bob Goosebumps.
02:29Emmanuel Drabes.
02:30Rico says beware of the air.
02:32Ho, ho, ho.
02:34That's great.
02:35I think it's the lid paint.
02:36Bella Thorne.
02:37Take him down.
02:38He'll play.
02:39With Katie Holmes.
02:40And John Leguizomo.
02:44Oh, awesome.
02:46Underdogs.
02:47Guys, we're going to have to use our heads.
02:51Got any more good ideas?
02:52Got any more good ideas?
02:54A little late on that, Jake.
03:28From great suffering came a solution.
03:32Communities.
03:34Injected.
03:35Serene, beautiful places where disorder became harmony.
03:43Do you know what a fly does?
03:45Absolutely.
03:46Do you get to fly to the edge?
03:47Oh, yeah.
03:48What's past that?
03:49Don't know.
03:50We're not allowed to fly past that.
03:51Let's go.
03:52It's against the rules, son.
04:02They're called books.
04:04Hello.
04:05My name is...
04:06I know who you are.
04:08Who are you?
04:08The giver.
04:09When the elders need guidance, I provide wisdom.
04:12Using memories of the past.
04:14Our world is different.
04:16There was more.
04:17More?
04:18Much more.
04:25You'll see them all in time.
04:27All colors.
04:28All different systems.
04:29Our people chose to do away with emotions.
04:32Those morning injections take them away.
04:36When people have the freedom to choose, they choose wrong.
04:40Tomorrow morning, skip your injection.
04:41I've been doing it for months.
04:43What do you feel?
04:44He's not usually like this.
04:46I'm surprised you're not more worried about him.
04:48I would be.
04:49Bring up Jonas' activity.
04:51He's inquisitive.
04:53You should know better than anyone.
04:56The way things look and the way things are are very different.
05:00What?
05:01That's my father.
05:02There is no way for me to prepare you for the truth.
05:08He killed him.
05:09The young and the old are killed.
05:11For the good of all of us.
05:13There are things you don't know.
05:14You're scaring me.
05:16Go back to your family unit.
05:17It isn't my family.
05:19And neither is yours.
05:20Jonas has become dangerous.
05:23I know that there's something more.
05:25Something that has been stolen.
05:28Comfortable?
05:30Jonas.
05:31There has to be a way to show them.
05:32You can stop this.
05:34You can change things.
06:01Tell us what it's like to be the greatest hero in the universe.
06:05No questions.
06:05Just pictures.
06:06Help!
06:08Yeah, baby!
06:10That's humiliating.
06:12Deep in the heart of the universe, these brothers do everything in their power to protect their galaxy.
06:19I'm the brains and you're the brawn.
06:20But there's one place.
06:22We've received an SOS from the dark planet.
06:24Even they are not safe.
06:28It's so beautiful.
06:33Commencing rescue law.
06:35Greetings.
06:36We heard your call for help.
06:39Don't you die on me, buddy!
06:42Freeze!
06:47Who's next?
06:50Okay, I love you guys.
06:54Welcome to Earth.
06:56Now, Scorch has been captured.
06:59To save his brother.
07:00Self-destruct sequence initiated.
07:02Rescue one, don't self-destruct.
07:05Welcome to Earth, food buddy.
07:09No!
07:10You're gonna regret it!
07:12Not good!
07:14Call the brain freeze.
07:15You need to learn this up.
07:16Get in there, alien!
07:18I love you, sir.
07:19He's teaming up.
07:20This is Area 51, man!
07:21There's no way out.
07:22You can't do this!
07:23Hey, are you finished with the toilet?
07:25You gotta forgive those guys.
07:27They got no manners.
07:34With Earth's best-kept secrets.
07:36Who do you think you've been on the Internet?
07:38Cell phone!
07:39Social networking!
07:40We did!
07:41You think humans can build this stuff?
07:42I don't think so.
07:44Leave it down!
07:45I'm trying to get some shit out of it!
07:47What have you done with my brother?
07:48I'm gonna wipe up the alien infestation.
07:50One planet at a time.
07:52Get ready.
07:53Scorch, are you okay?
07:54Of course I am!
07:55Nothing can stop Scorch's supernova!
07:57Whoa!
07:59That was amazing!
08:00For the ultimate family escape.
08:02I'm gonna mess this up first.
08:03One, two, three, five!
08:07Whoop!
08:08Whoop!
08:09Escape from planet Earth.
08:11I thought this movie was supposed to be in 3D.
08:15Okay, that's better.
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