Opening to Rocko's Modern Life: Machine Madness 1994 VHS

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Tape distributor: Sony Music Video [Sony Wonder/Nickelodeon Video/Joe Murray Productions] Contains the episodes "A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic" (referred to as just "Suck-O-Matic" on the back cover), "Unbalanced Load", and "Trash-O-Madness" (the first episode). Also has the short "How to Tell if Your Dog is Brainless" in-between episodes (Either between "Suck-O-Matic" and "Unbalanced Load" or between "Unbalanced Load" and "Trash-O-Madness". Idk it's been a long time since I've watched this.) as a bonus. Everything on the back cover is listed out of order for some reason. Idk why I was really attached to Rocko's Modern Life back when I had a big Nickelodeon hyperfixation (ESPECIALLY the Sony Wonder-era VHS releases) in 2018. Also, out of all the Sony Wonder Rocko's Modern Life releases, this might be my least favorite. The fact that the only episode with Heffer and Filburt is "Suck-O-Matic" makes watching this tape a really isolating experience. 1. FBI Warning screen 2. Sony Wonder logo 3. Nickelodeon Montage bumper 4. Rocko's Modern Life: With Friends Like These... promo 5. Ren & Stimpy: Incredibly Stupid Stories promo 6. Ren & Stimpy Video Collection promo 7. Program introduction bumper (Apologies for not including the intro and title card for the first episode. I wanted to get this done quickly and I'm also scared that Paramount-Skydance might have a problem with me including the intro.) NOT FOR KIDS LOL

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00:30He might not be the ideal house guest,

00:47hip enough for the hippest health club,

00:49or know a cow from a steer,

00:51but he's Rocco's best friend.

00:53He's heifer, and he's starring in with friends like these.

00:57New from Nickelodeon Video.

01:00Three heifer-heavy Nicktoons where Rocco saves heifer from certain disaster

01:04and wonders why.

01:07It's a night, nightmare.

01:09Plus, don't miss Stimpy in a mind-warfing video extra

01:13as he's lured to climb inside the uncharted depths of his own belly button

01:18in the belly button song.

01:20Rocco, heifer, and the limits of one wallaby's patience.

01:24Heifer, you're really starting to tick me.

01:26See what this friendship's all about

01:28when Rocco's Modern Life brings you with friends like these.

01:32Add it to your Nickelodeon video collection

01:35and share it with your best friend.

01:37We're still friends, aren't we?

01:39We'll always be friends.

01:41We gave you stupid poetry, told you stupid fairy tales,

01:46but are you ready for something even more stupid?

01:49Incredibly stupid?

01:51Coming soon from Nickelodeon Video,

01:53Ren and Stimpy, incredibly stupid stories.

01:57A triple dose of stupidity, one tape,

02:00plus two of the most sickeningly stupid video extras ever.

02:03Ren and Stimpy, incredibly stupid stories.

02:06Only from Nickelodeon Video.

02:11Need to see something stinky or stupid?

02:14Want to see Ren and Stimpy on duty or in disguise?

02:18Looking to share a classic moment between old friends?

02:22There's no need to wait any longer,

02:24because it's all on Nickelodeon Video.

02:26All the Ren and Stimpy you want,

02:29whatever you want.

02:30The Ren and Stimpy Video Collection.

02:32Available only from Nickelodeon Video.

02:34And now, gear up for Rocco's Machine Madness

02:43with Suck-O-Matic,

02:44unbalanced load,

02:46trash-o-madness,

02:47and important viewing for pet owners.

02:49How can you tell if your dog's brainless?

02:52An original video extra from Nickelodeon.

02:54And now, again,

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