00:00I
00:30Oh, my God.
01:00Oh, my God.
01:30You belong to me.
01:53Ariel, no!
02:00Have you ever seen anything so wonderful?
02:09Oh, my God.
02:39Oh, my God.
03:09Oh, my God.
03:39Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
03:42Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious.
03:45If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious.
03:49Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
03:51Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
03:53Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
03:55Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
03:59Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
04:01Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
04:05When you're with Mary Poppins, suddenly you'll win places you've never dreamed of.
04:35When you're with Mary Poppins, suddenly you'll win.
05:05When you're with Mary Poppins, then you'll win.
05:35When you smoke, it affects everyone around you.
05:45Secondhand smoke is especially harmful to children.
05:47So keep your conscience clean.
05:52Now you're talking!
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06:22Oh, my God.
06:52Oh, my God.
07:22I'm Stedler.
07:25I'm Waldorf.
07:26We're here to heckle a Muppet movie.
07:28Down in that straight ahead.
07:30Private screening room D.
07:31Private screening?
07:33Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.
07:35Oh, look at this place.
07:38What a dope.
07:39But you're weirdos around here.
07:41Look at them.
07:42Yes, I know you are.
07:43Hey, what is this, sir?
07:45Take her?
07:46What?
07:48How do you have to bring that back?
07:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
07:52If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
07:55Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
07:58You know, I hear this movie is dynamite.
07:59Get your fresh organic popcorn.
08:04Only a bop.
08:05Oh, honey, back to some please.
08:07Oh, sure.
08:08Mama, nothing's too good for my woman.
08:10Warm it!
08:11Warm it!
08:11Warm it!
08:12Well, I like the movie fine so far.
08:16It hasn't started yet.
08:17That's what I like about it.
08:22Do it!
08:23Yeah!
08:26Oh, hey, Mr. DeFranc.
08:28Is it okay for me and my boomerang Vink to be in your movie?
08:33Hey!
08:34I told you, Lou, not in the movie.
08:36We're not at the screening.
08:37Hey, but watch!
08:39Whoa!
08:39Hermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?
08:43Oh, I certainly hope so, Sam.
08:46Sorry about that.
08:47Oh, hi, Biggie.
08:50Hi, Hermit.
08:51I'm trying to save you a seat with somebody.
08:53Hi, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of the Muppet Movie.
09:00But before we begin, I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film,
09:04starting with the little people from the hairdressers to special effects.
09:09I'd like to thank everybody for all their hard work and their patience and their...
09:27Roll film!
09:29Roll film!
09:30Roll film!
09:31Roll film!
09:32Look out there!
09:43That's good.
09:48Uncle Kermit, is this about how the Muppets really got started?
09:53Well, it's sort of approximately how it happened.
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