00:00and he is going to be at the Miami Improv this Friday and Saturday.
00:03Two shows, a South Florida radio legend and a great comedian.
00:08You guys can check them out.
00:09Also, with the comics on Cain's podcast, Michael Yo Jonas.
00:12Michael, how are you doing, man?
00:13Thank you for joining us.
00:14What I'm so excited.
00:16It's all about you, man.
00:17I am so I haven't felt this way in 22 years.
00:20I became a Miami Hurricanes fan in 2001 because that's when I moved to Miami.
00:24They won the national championship.
00:26My good friend Mark Seuss was a defensive back coach, so I was on the field.
00:30And the VIP little glass thing at the Orange Bowl.
00:33So I haven't felt this way in 22 years, man.
00:35And I'm so excited. I'm so excited, man.
00:37Well, I did get a feeling, a little taste of it
00:40when they beat Notre Dame a few years ago, though, right?
00:42No, but but now the difference is I never believed it.
00:45I got to be honest with you.
00:47OK, I I've always been a guy that looks at like
00:51how many players are going to go pro on the team?
00:53And they didn't have any really. Right.
00:55This team, you're going to have five to ten people go pro, get drafted.
00:58I mean, it's just a different level.
01:01You know what I mean?
01:01Even after they scored a 71 yard touchdown, they were it was so dominant.
01:07They were so overmatched.
01:08Florida was I wasn't even worried.
01:10I haven't felt that.
01:11You know what I mean?
01:12Where we just overmatched.
01:14Did you in the offseason, like, did you allow yourself
01:16to get excited about Cam Ward?
01:18Because like we've heard like the QB hypes are for Derek King.
01:21Had a little bit of it.
01:22But man, he looked next level.
01:24Like I didn't I wasn't ready to dive in and wrap my arms around it
01:28until I saw him just swaggering all over the Gators.
01:31Well, my thing is, I believed at the beginning
01:34because I believe change fans like we have we have PTSD.
01:38But I believe this year since Mario got there, you see what he's building.
01:42And I always always say this year's team is not last year's team.
01:45If that was the case, FSU would be still undefeated. Right.
01:49So you can't wear it like we have so much PTSD
01:53that we can't focus on this year and people are already saying,
01:56oh, they're going to lose the game. They shouldn't lose.
01:58Why? Because you're thinking about the past.
02:00I think about right now.
02:01And there's never been a better team than they have right now in the last 22 years.
02:06Oh, you sound like you should, you know, have a little talk.
02:09You talk to maybe Dolphins, too, because they talk about
02:13and been to the playoffs for 20 years.
02:16Well, Dolphins, though, the problem with the Dolphins,
02:18they're not building the trenches enough where they can win in cold weather.
02:21That's the only problem I have.
02:23Like on on if it's hot outside, they're going to they're going to kill you.
02:26But if it's cold outside, that's where I worry, man.
02:29That I mean, can you play in the snow?
02:31Can you really play in the snow? We don't know.
02:33We don't know. Like right now, today, what, it's 91 in Miami.
02:37Yes, they will run all over you.
02:39They will. It will be a track meet.
02:41But can they go to someplace when it's 30 below
02:45or just zero or 20 degrees?
02:48Can they can they play in that? We'll see this year.
02:50I hope so. But we'll see.
02:51What is what's your plan to watch the game?
02:54Are you going to have like the iPad going in the green room this
02:57this weekend at the Improv?
02:58How do you plan on watching Cain's fam you?
03:02So I got to tell you, I nailed the score.
03:05Forty one, 17 in total.
03:06Like on my podcast, I said exactly how the game was going to go.
03:09The clip went viral over 400, 500,000 views this week.
03:13I'm going to the tailgate just to see the team walk in
03:16because I don't live in Miami.
03:17So I want to see that.
03:18And then, yeah, I'll be watching it on an iPad when the game starts.
03:21Because I got to be at the club.
03:22So but my my score prediction this week, 68, 13.
03:27That's, you know, I got to be honest with you.
03:30I really want them to score one more point in Florida,
03:32but I don't think they can get 18 points.
03:34How great of a narrative.
03:36How great of a storyline.
03:37How grateful recruit that we could brag like, oh, like Florida's
03:43fan base will be fan you scored more than us against Miami.
03:47I mean, I think that's just phenomenal.
03:49Like if I was Mario, I would just let it happen
03:51because they will get trolled so bad.
03:53Can you imagine them?
03:55You score more points in Florida.
03:57Oh, my God, that would be beautiful for recruiting.
03:59That would be beautiful social media.
04:01And let me tell you, Miami fans, best trolls in the business.
04:04That's true.
04:06It can't be no worse than all of the fans.
04:08I mean, all of the players.
04:11Recruiting their recruits at their stadium on the way out.
04:17How dumb was that?
04:19The recruits next to the Miami exit and entrance to that, you know, it was so funny.
04:27They were shaking hands and stuff, but the one, I don't know his name.
04:29I didn't look up his name.
04:30Number 55, when he walked by and go, don't come here.
04:33Don't come here, man.
04:35I was dying, man.
04:37And I love that story where national, cause now DJ picket is already
04:41visited the school on Monday and he's coming to the fan you game.
04:45And we get DJ picket.
04:46We get, uh, uh, more coming to the school that committed to Florida.
04:50I think we're going to be great.
04:51Joshua Moore.
04:52We get him, man.
04:53We'll be in business, man.
04:54I'm not sure if I love that more or just the, the random Florida
04:57Gator that ended up in the bushes during one of the touchdowns.
05:01Did you, did you see the meme where they put Bart Simpson's head on him?
05:06You know, did you see that?
05:07So, you know, the Bart Simpson mean when they, he disappears in the bushes.
05:11Yeah.
05:11The whole, yeah.
05:11The whole, yeah.
05:12Where he walks back.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Yeah.
05:15Yeah.
05:15Yeah.
05:16They put Homer's head on the dude, like in the bushes in Florida.
05:20And that mean took off.
05:21Oh man.
05:22It was so funny, man.
05:23Like I said, Miami has the best trolls.
05:26What's worse, two Florida Gators blocking each other or that?
05:31Oh, it's gotta be the bush because let's be honest.
05:35You don't want to be that dude.
05:36Cause the rest of your life, your friends that just hit you up with that
05:40picture every once in a while, right?
05:41That's you, that's you in the bush.
05:43What are you in?
05:44Did you see how the recruits looked at him though?
05:51Michael is going to be at the Miami improv, uh, tonight and tomorrow.
05:55He's got two shows each night.
05:57You guys can go check him on out.
05:59I want to ask you this, uh, you know, Marco's our producer.
06:01He, he has to, he lets us know.
06:03Sometimes the comedians have a very exquisite request.
06:06Um, what is the most crazy thing that you need in the green room?
06:10Like, are you one of these comedians that need something, uh, crazy?
06:13Cause he's shown us fancy steaks sometimes that he has to go running yet.
06:16I won't name names, but, uh, what is the fanciest thing you need
06:19in your green room before show?
06:21Celsius.
06:24I'm very bored.
06:25A fruit plate and Celsius.
06:27Like I'm easy.
06:27All these cousins, like that's all you want.
06:29Like, yeah, I'm easy.
06:30You know, I don't need anything.
06:33I don't need anything at all, but I just like to have fun and come on out.
06:36If you want to come to the show at Miami improv to the night to tomorrow, but
06:39also let's support those canes, man.
06:41We doing it this year, baby.
06:43Absolutely.
06:44Michael.
06:44Yo, thanks for the time, man.
06:45Really appreciate it.
06:46Thanks, man.
06:47Yeah, man.
06:47I talked to y'all soon.
06:48There you go.
06:49Go check them out.
06:50Comics on Cain's podcast as well.
06:52Now that dude seems like you get him on the tailgate.
06:55You having a good time.
06:56Yeah.
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