00:00Do you guys remember that alien at the Senate hearing?
00:03No, not the one that the Mexican government showed off, which was clearly just a 4th grade
00:06papier-mâché arts project, I'm talking about Mark Zuckerberg, the richest human android
00:11alien alive.
00:12This quote-unquote guy has been haunting us since the inception of our social media world,
00:17and now he's crawling his way back into pop culture again, like some sort of social
00:20parasite.
00:21But this terrifying appearance in present day, which seems to be fueled by his insatiable
00:25appetite to destroy people in jiu-jitsu tournaments, is very much a modern thing, and unfortunately
00:29for us, his algorithms and internet robotics have determined that it's time for the Zuck-a-sance,
00:34which is the wordiest and not easy to say term I've ever seen, I think maybe Zuckerberg
00:37needs a firmware update.
00:39But yes, Zuckerberg's internal AI models have determined that it would be best if he got
00:42really jacked, grew out his hair, and started wearing a chain.
00:45Look, I'm not racist towards robots, but I don't think Mark Zuckerberg has earned chain-wearer
00:49yet.
00:50Some are using this meme to represent it.
00:52Steals your data, steals your app, steals your girl.
00:55I don't think he's stealing any girls.
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