00:00Let's go.
00:19Hello.
00:20Hello. Hello.
00:21I bow to all of you.
00:22I weigh five kilos too.
00:23Two and a half.
00:24Sir. Sir, your luggage.
00:25What?
00:26Your luggage.
00:27I want to honour all of you.
00:32You have come to such a place on your own.
00:35Sir, I am not talking about such things.
00:38Then?
00:38Yes. Yes.
00:41You have come here and honoured us.
00:45I want to thank the entire family.
00:50Sir.
00:51Yes.
00:52I am talking about such things.
00:54Give me 150 rupees.
00:55150.
00:56150 is too expensive.
00:59We don't want it.
00:59Sell it somewhere else.
01:02Sir, I have not come to sell the stuff.
01:04I have picked it up from the station.
01:06Don't you have any shame?
01:08You have picked up the stuff from the station.
01:10God has given us hands and legs.
01:12Work hard, son.
01:13Sir, I am a porter.
01:15I work hard.
01:16I pick up the stuff.
01:17Is this your stuff?
01:18Porter.
01:18This is not my stuff.
01:20Yes.
01:21Then why did you make me pick it up?
01:22You had come on your own.
01:23You said that you are a porter.
01:24You said that you will pick up the stuff.
01:25I said that you can pick it up.
01:27Sir, what is this?
01:30Sir, he has come to pick up someone else's stuff.
01:33Yes.
01:34Make him understand.
01:35He is a strange man.
01:36What should I do with this stuff?
01:38Look, son.
01:40You have been honoured by such great people.
01:46It is a lifetime's savings for you.
01:48Sir, I am not talking about this stuff.
01:50Honour it.
01:52Honour it.
01:53Honour it.
01:54Come on, sell it.
01:55He is troubling me.
01:57He is troubling me.
02:00Let me get the stuff.
02:02Sir, there are such great people here.
02:04Look at him.
02:06Son.
02:07Yes, dad.
02:09Reduce the AC.
02:12Sir, the AC is already less.
02:14Then reduce the guest.
02:16I am getting nervous.
02:19No.
02:22What is there to be nervous about?
02:23All of them are great people.
02:31Johnny is a great person.
02:35Rajpal.. No.
02:37I will do it.
02:38I am Krishna from inside.
02:40What is wrong with that?
02:42Rajpal is a great person.
02:44He is.
02:45Paresh Rawal is a great person.
02:48Mr. David is a great person.
02:51Mr. Paresh Rawal, Mr. David hasn't come yet.
02:53So what if he hasn't come? Isn't he a great person?
02:59He is talking.
03:03Hello.
03:06Last month, I saw Kuli No. 1.
03:09I liked it a lot.
03:11The film didn't come last month.
03:12Where did you see it from?
03:13No, I am talking about the first one.
03:15Oh, I see.
03:16Yes, it is a film from my house.
03:27I am talking about that.
03:31Wow.
03:32If you had acted better
03:34you would have been in this film too.
03:36No, I don't talk like that.
03:38No, I don't talk to you like that.
03:46Wow.
03:54I don't want to talk about the house.
03:57Stop it.
03:58Later, you will call me to the bungalow and slap me.
04:01I am not forcing you, sir.
04:04So many good people have come here.
04:06Talk to him. Talk to Mr. Jackie.
04:07Yes, Jackie, you are my son.
04:10No, sir, he is not Jackie Shroff.
04:13He is someone's son.
04:16Wow.
04:24He is Mr. Vashu's son.
04:26Wow.
04:27Yes, son. No, it's okay.
04:29You can touch him. Come.
04:32I still remember the time of my struggle.
04:36I used to come from Vashi during my struggling days.
04:42And his dad used to come from Vashu.
04:44Wow.
04:46Wow.
04:51Son, you have opened such a big production house.
04:53I am very proud of you.
04:55You will get a lot of money from this film.
04:57A big round of applause.
05:00Oh, God.
05:01Your production house is a hit.
05:03And you have even got a saying.
05:06Which saying, sir?
05:07Abdullah Diwan is in Bhagnani Shadi.
05:09Bhagnani Shadi.
05:12It's not Bhagnani Shadi, it's Bhagnani Shadi.
05:15Yes, someone had called me.
05:16What does it have to do with me?
05:17Say whatever you want.
05:19That's right.
05:20By the way, Mr. Jackie, I wanted to know one more thing.
05:22Does your dad believe in Vastu Shastra?
05:25Or in Vashu Shastra?
05:30You sit. Let me see him.
05:32Yes, tell me, sir.
05:33Son.
05:34Oh, God.
06:04What is it?
06:05I saw a film yesterday, dad.
06:07It was called Yamla Pagla Deewana.
06:09Is it?
06:09In that, dad, someone was mimicking you.
06:15You fool.
06:17They are real. We are fake.
06:20They are real?
06:20Yes.
06:21What fake are you both doing?
06:23You? You are the one who makes me do all this.
06:29Then you say..
06:31I am wearing a skirt since morning.
06:37You know, I couldn't even buy vegetables on my knees.
06:41What is this problem?
06:46My dad is right.
06:48You can't bend down because of your waist.
06:50I can't bend down because of my stomach.
06:52Because of this, we haven't got vegetables since two weeks.
06:56I am a fool.
06:57We don't have any vegetables.
07:00Oh, God.
07:01Son.
07:02Dad.
07:03Son, Rohan.
07:05My son.
07:06Will you eat a pill made of oranges?
07:08Yes, I will, dad.
07:12Will you go to the jungle?
07:14Yes, I will, dad.
07:16Will you catch a lion?
07:17Yes, I will, dad.
07:18Won't you get scared?
07:19No, dad.
07:22He got scared.
07:24He got scared.
07:27He got scared.
07:29My son.
07:33He got scared.
07:34Dad.
07:35Yes.
07:35The ones who have water in their bones are the ones who get scared.
07:38Throw this uniform away.
07:39And wear Balwant Rai's bandage around your neck.
07:41You scoundrel.
07:44Really?
07:46Then what happens next?
07:57He keeps talking nonsense.
07:58Cool down, son. Look at him.
08:00Everyone is sitting here peacefully.
08:02The ones who have water in their bones are the ones who sit peacefully.
08:05Why do you lift the hand pump so much?
08:07That's why you get water in your bones.
08:12He is talking nonsense.
08:14They have come here. Let them talk.
08:17Yes, dad.
08:19Sara, hello.
08:20Oh, God.
08:21Tell me.
08:22Such a senior person has come here.
08:24No greetings. Nothing.
08:26Hello, sir.
08:27Hello, sir.
08:28The ones who have water in their bones are the ones who get scared.
08:30Not in your bones.
08:31You have water in your brain.
08:34They are talking nonsense.
08:36I am talking to Sara. Let me talk.
08:38Tell me, sir. I am not stopping you.
08:39Hello, sir.
08:40Hello, dear.
08:41Sara has grown up.
08:42Yes, sir.
08:44I still remember
08:46when I saw Sara for the first time.
08:50I was so small.
08:57Dad. Dad.
09:00You are not so small. Sara must be so small.
09:03Yes, she has grown up.
09:04I can't do anything.
09:09By the way, I would like to talk to Mr. Johnny.
09:11Oh, my God.
09:12Hello, Mr. Johnny.
09:16You have been working in the film industry for so many years.
09:18You have so much experience.
09:20We are your big fans.
09:23I want to learn something from you.
09:27How do you keep your hair so curly?
09:32Dad.
09:33There is a great artist here.
09:36He is a great comedian.
09:37And you are asking him how he keeps his hair curly.
09:40Should I ask him or Anupam Kher?
09:43How do you keep your hair curly?
09:45Why will you ask him? He doesn't have hair on his head.
09:47If he doesn't have it, then go and do it.
09:48Me?
09:49Yes.
09:50You always do something wrong.
09:52Go and do something.
09:53Do something good. You will be successful.
09:57You always do something wrong.
10:01I do everything wrong, Dad.
10:02You blame me. You blame me every time.
10:04What is this, Dad?
10:06Pilelik. Pilelik.
10:07Dad, the phone is ringing.
10:08Pilelik. Pilelik.
10:10You have ruined my life.
10:14You don't come to the rehearsals on your own.
10:22Hello.
10:24Yes, Mr. Balwant Rai. How are you?
10:27Oh.
10:28What?
10:29Hey.
10:30What happened, Dad?
10:31You brought Balwant Rai's dog again.
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