00:00Guruji, please bless me so that I can get out of this business and become a star like you.
00:08Tony brother, please cut my hair.
00:13If he doesn't have hair, how can I cut it?
00:16Tony brother, why are you talking like a fool?
00:18Does a beggar have hair? Don't insult me.
00:21But there is a bag on the chair.
00:23Tony brother, why are you talking like a politician?
00:27Look, I picked up this bag and kept it here.
00:30And look at this, I sat on it.
00:32Now cut it.
00:33Listen, you first bang it.
00:36Okay.
00:37You see, Tony brother, I am in a lot of trouble right now.
00:40My brother Satrangia and his friends have ruined my mind.
00:45I left all of them and ran away.
00:47But my head is still aching.
00:51So first give me a little massage.
00:53And then cut it as you wish.
00:56Sir, you are the first fool.
00:59I will give you a massage, sir.
01:04Sir, you have left your brother.
01:06I am thinking of running away from my wife.
01:09I am very worried.
01:11She talks to me all day.
01:13When I sleep next to her at night, she snores.
01:18Snoring.
01:23This man looks like my wife's dad.
01:26Now it's good that I cut his hair.
01:29My wife's phone is ringing.
01:32I don't know where it is ringing from.
01:34Oh God, I am about to touch the customer.
01:38She is calling.
01:40Oh God.
01:42Hello.
01:44I am not God, I am your enemy.
01:47You are my enemy.
01:49Why did you call me?
01:50Hang up the phone.
01:51Fatso, don't trouble me.
01:55I am fed up of this woman.
01:57I don't know what to say.
01:59She doesn't let me sleep or wake up.
02:05I made a mistake again.
02:06I have beaten her ten times this month because of her.
02:09If he wakes up, he will also beat me.
02:12Oh God.
02:14I have beaten her ten times this month because of her.
02:25Sir.
02:26Yes, sir.
02:27Sir.
02:28Sir, I have cut your hair.
02:30I have cut it.
02:31That's good.
02:32Don't touch there, sir.
02:34If you touch there, it will be very bad.
02:36What will be bad?
02:37Do I have to touch my hair or not?
02:39You touched there.
02:41I am sad because of this, sir.
02:44You are sad?
02:45Why?
02:46Sir.
02:47I work so hard to cut my hair.
02:49I cut my hair like this.
02:51I look like Amitabh Bachchan.
02:54I look like Salman Khan.
02:56I look like Anupam Kher.
02:58I mean I look like Shahrukh Khan.
03:01But no one believes me.
03:03People come and see my hair.
03:06They look at the mirror and see my hair.
03:09This breaks my heart, sir.
03:12What can I say, sir?
03:13You are very nice, sir.
03:15You are a very nice man, sir.
03:17But please save me from getting beaten, sir.
03:19I mean please save me from breaking my heart.
03:22No, no.
03:23You are very nice, sir.
03:24No, no, no.
03:25I won't break your heart.
03:26But your hair looks very light.
03:29I have cut it, sir.
03:31What can I say, sir?
03:32I have cut it very lightly, sir.
03:34Your eyes can get light.
03:36Your mind can get light, sir.
03:38And what can I say, sir?
03:40I have cut my hair like this.
03:42I have cut it like this.
03:43You will feel like this.
03:44You won't have hair on your head for six months, sir.
03:47You will feel like this.
03:48I am a very nice barber.
03:50Please remove this.
03:53How much is it?
03:54What are you talking about money, sir?
03:56Give me the money.
03:57Take it from me, sir.
03:58Don't talk about money.
03:59You are a very nice man, sir.
04:01Take the money from me.
04:03Now go, sir.
04:05Now go, sir.
04:07I am going.
04:08Go.
04:09Why are you talking like a stranger?
04:11I have not come here to build my house.
04:13What are you saying?
04:15Sir.
04:17You saved me, sir.
04:19You are great, sir.
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