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00:00What is this nonsense, Kabir? These four don't even look qualified.

00:04That's what I'm saying, ma'am. Ask them.

00:06Who among them is the most qualified?

00:11Oh, so you're the most qualified.

00:18How long have you been studying?

00:20Till 10 o'clock.

00:22Till 10 o'clock?

00:23School started at 9 o'clock.

00:25When it was 1 o'clock, the principal understood that I can study for an hour.

00:32Did you hear that?

00:33No, no, he's just joking.

00:35By the way, we are qualified. We even have a degree.

00:38Which one?

00:39The MMS degree.

00:40Isn't it, Kabir?

00:42Tell sister-in-law.

00:44MMS, right?

00:46What?

00:47Kabir, is there such a degree?

00:49Yes, darling.

00:50Ma'am, even if there is such a degree, it's useless for our company.

00:54Look at them.

00:55Look at their faces.

00:57They look like crooks.

00:59Excuse me?

01:00Yes?

01:01Ma'am, fax.

01:06Ma'am, our property, which was stuck in a legal problem for many years, has been cleared.

01:11Now you are the rightful owner, ma'am.

01:13Yeah, this is great news.

01:14Kabir, I'm so happy.

01:15It was very important for this land to be cleared.

01:17But how, today, why?

01:21It's all because of these...

01:23Boys.

01:25They are so lucky.

01:27Yes.

01:28Darling, you know something?

01:29I love them to death.

01:31You are right, Kabir.

01:32Why today?

01:34Why now?

01:35These four are lucky bastards.

01:37Bastards.

01:38She is calling us bastards.

01:40She is also calling us lucky.

01:42I have decided.

01:43These four are 20% partners of our company.

01:49According to that, how much is mine?

01:51Shut up. Shut up.

01:52Ma'am, what are you doing?

01:54Tia, prepare for the land ceremony on the new land.

01:57And invite these four specially.

02:00After all, they are our partners.

02:03Oh, lucky, lucky, oh.

02:05Oh, lucky, lucky, oh.

02:07Oh, lucky, lucky, oh.

02:09Oh, lucky, lucky, oh.

02:10Oh, lucky, lucky, oh.

02:22Guru, what are we doing in this building?

02:25Today's menu.

02:27Malhotra fry.

02:30Mrs. Malhotra.

02:32Good morning, ma'am.

02:33We are from Standard Bank.

02:34Credit card division.

02:35A small gift from us for you.

02:38For me?

02:39Yes.

02:40For what?

02:41According to our scheme.

02:43Can you open the door?

02:45You have to sign some papers.

02:47I thought you were Mr. Natral Lal.

02:49But you turned out to be Baba Amte.

02:52If you want it, you have to give it.

02:57Let's go.

02:58This ring is very beautiful.

03:01But not more than you.

03:03It must be expensive.

03:04Rs. 7500.

03:05According to the scheme.

03:06Neither more than one rupee, nor less.

03:08But, where is Mr. Malhotra?

03:12Mr. Malhotra.

03:13Come, come.

03:20Mr. Malhotra.

03:21Please come, sir.

03:22Come, come.

03:24Excuse me.

03:26We haven't ordered any ring.

03:28I know, but this is a gift from our bank.

03:30According to the scheme.

03:31But, what is this scheme?

03:33You spend Rs. 100.

03:35We will give you a gift of Rs. 5.

03:37This ring is worth Rs. 7500.

03:38So, it means that you must have shopped for 1.5 lakhs.

03:41Shopping for 1.5 lakhs?

03:42We did it.

03:43With our cards?

03:44Impossible.

03:47Is this your credit card statement?

03:49Right.

03:50Then, here is your ring.

03:52But, where did you spend so much?

03:54I will tell you.

03:5812th July, Leela Hotel dinner, Rs. 1440.

04:0115th July, Jet Airways Bombay Bangalore, Rs. 12500.

04:04And, 28th July, again Bombay Bangalore.

04:07Yes, regarding the company's work.

04:09I have to come to Bangalore often.

04:11But, I don't think I have spent more than Rs. 25,000.

04:14Show me.

04:15Yes, sir.

04:16There is a lot more.

04:17In Bangalore,

04:18carpet worth Rs. 3200 from Kashmir Bazaar,

04:22dining set worth Rs. 33,440,

04:25double bed and easy chair from Indoor Furnishing,

04:28mattresses and pillows from Sleepwell,

04:30Rs. 7,400.

04:32This means that you have an account in Bangalore as well.

04:35I swear.

04:37Tell me.

04:38Why don't you speak?

04:39Ma'am.

04:40You are getting angry for no reason.

04:42You are spending on the house.

04:44You are not spending on yourself.

04:46Look,

04:47maternity dress worth Rs. 3000 from Justmom.

04:49What?

04:50Maternity dress and me?

04:52You must have bought it for her.

04:54For her.

04:55No.

04:56Yes.

04:57Pram worth Rs. 13,200 from Bonnie Baby.

04:59Pram too?

05:00Ma'am, I have to admit.

05:02You have maintained yourself very well.

05:05By the way,

05:06is it a baby or a father?

05:07It's a baby.

05:08Call Bangalore and ask.

05:10Sunita Bai.

05:11Sunita Bai.

05:12Pack your bags.

05:13Darling, sweetheart.

05:14Look,

05:15you have made a big mistake.

05:17Please don't go anywhere.

05:18I am not going anywhere.

05:19You are going.

05:20What?

05:21Yes. Bangalore.

05:22To the same place

05:23for which you shopped for Rs. 150,000.

05:25And for me,

05:26only a 5% ring.

05:27Dad, I didn't buy all that.

05:29She must have made a mistake.

05:32Don't you have another house in Bangalore?

05:34No.

05:35Don't you have a baby daddy?

05:37No, dad. No.

05:38Swear on your child that you are speaking the truth.

05:41I don't have a child.

05:42Whose child should I swear on?

05:43Trick question.

05:44I think he is speaking the truth.

05:46That means someone else has done it.

05:48A child?

05:49No.

05:50Fraud.

05:51That means Rs. 150,000 was stolen.

05:53No.

05:54The money was saved.

05:55Yes.

05:56There is an insurance of Rs. 2,00,000 on your credit card.

05:58Oh, thank God.

06:00Thank God.

06:01Show me your credit card.

06:02Why?

06:03Show it to me.

06:04They are such good people.

06:05Show me.

06:07Just as I thought.

06:09I will have to destroy it.

06:10Just sign here, please.

06:15By the way, your signature is quite dashing, sir.

06:17Just like you.

06:21What?

06:22I mean, your work.

06:23Okay.

06:44Okay.

07:14Shit.

07:45Hello, darling.

07:46Where are you, Karan?

07:48Where can I be?

07:50You can be anywhere, Karan.

07:51You can be at home.

07:52You can be in the library.

07:54You can be on the road.

07:56Or you can be here, where I am.

07:58That is possible.

08:00I can be wherever you are.

08:02I wish you were here.

08:03There is so much peace here.

08:04There is.

08:05And there is so much fresh air.

08:07There is a lot going on here, by the way.

08:09And the view is so beautiful.

08:10Anyway, it is very beautiful from my side.

08:12From your side?

08:13From where?

08:14Wherever I am.

08:16Where are you?

08:17You ask so many questions.

08:19Okay, tell me.

08:20When you were putting the key in the car,

08:21did you hear a creaking sound or a creak?

08:23How did you know that my car is broken?

08:25Exactly.

08:26What exactly?

08:27How do I know that your car is broken?

08:30What? Me too.

08:31You ask a lot of questions.

08:33If you ask one more question,

08:34I will jump off the bridge and kill myself.

08:36Which bridge?

08:37The one that you are standing on.

08:39Which bridge?

08:40One more question.

08:42Is the bridge important or your life?

08:44Fix your car and leave.

08:46I have a lot of work to do.

08:47No.

08:48First, tell me how did you know that my car is broken?

08:52The fear in your voice right now,

08:54if someone hears it,

08:55he will tell you on the phone that your car is broken.

08:58Shall we kick?

09:00Okay.

09:01But how?

09:02Open the bonnet.

09:05Baby.

09:06Does the bonnet open from inside the car or outside?

09:07Oh, yeah.

09:09How did you know that I am opening it from outside?

09:12Fear, darling. Fear.

09:14The fear in your voice,

09:15if someone hears it,

09:16he will tell you on the phone that your car is broken.

09:19Right?

09:20Right.

09:29Can you see that white wire?

09:30Yes, I can see it.

09:31Hold it.

09:33Will there be a power cut?

09:34You will know if you hold it.

09:36It won't cut, baby.

09:38Okay, one minute.

09:40Hold it.

09:41Not that one.

09:42The right one.

09:44How did you know that I am holding the wrong wire?

09:47Fear, baby. Fear.

09:48I told you.

09:49The fear in your voice,

09:50even a blind person will know that I am holding the wrong wire.

09:53Right?

09:54Right.

09:55Did you hold the right wire?

09:57Yes, I held the right wire.

09:58Not the white right wire.

09:59The right white wire.

10:00Oh, okay. Okay.

10:01Sorry. Sorry.

10:02I held the right white wire.

10:03Okay. Okay.

10:04Hold the red wire next to the right.

10:07Hold it.

10:08Correct.

10:09Now listen carefully.

10:11When you pull the right white wire,

10:13you will hear a screeching sound.

10:15And when you release it,

10:16you will hear a squeaking sound.

10:17What sound will you hear?

10:18When I pull it, I will hear a squeaking sound.

10:20And when I release it, I will hear a squeaking sound.

10:22Correct.

10:23And when you pull the red wire,

10:24Yes.

10:25You will hear a squeaking sound.

10:28What sound will you hear?

10:29Squeaking.

10:30Very good.

10:31Now listen.

10:32Pull these rods in such a way that it sounds Poong-Kiddich

10:35Gir gir gir kir shade hoo gudge

10:37And the car starts

10:45Gir gir gir Poong kiddich

10:47Kiddich poo

10:48I'm saying Poong-Kiddich, you're saying Kiddich-Poong-Kiddich-Poong

10:50Kiddich-Poo is what I'm saying

10:51Kiddich poo, not Poong-Kiddich

10:54First of all the spooh sound is missing,

10:54the P discharge sound

11:00It started, it started

11:01It's on. See?

11:06You really are a genius, Karan.

11:08I'll meet you at home in 10 minutes.

11:10I have some important work with you.

11:12Okay? 10 minutes.

11:23I love you.

11:24I love you too.

11:27Mind blown.

11:31Mind blown.

12:01Karan?

12:08Karan?

12:12Karan?

12:14Where are you?

12:17Karan?

12:21Where are you?

12:27Karan?

12:32What happened?

12:33What happened?

12:38Why are you panting so much?

12:41It was on fire, right?

12:43If it was on fire, why are you panting?

12:45You ask a lot of questions.

12:49Okay, fine.

12:51Mind blown.

12:53Mind blown.

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13:02I love you too.

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