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00:00Don't get confused.

00:02Big B, the state agent from Dihari, Jaunpur.

00:07Let's meet him.

00:17Madam, please come.

00:20Please sit.

00:22He wants a house.

00:23I'll get it.

00:24Please sit.

00:28What is your budget?

00:29Around 8-10 crores.

00:31I'll get a bungalow for 8-10 crores.

00:34Wow!

00:35Yes, Mr. Mehta.

00:37Get me a bungalow.

00:40Lokhandwala Zoo will do.

00:42It's a big party.

00:44The budget is 10 crores.

00:4710 crores?

00:49Excuse me.

00:50Hold on.

00:52I don't want to buy a house.

00:53I want it on rent.

00:55Not 10 crores, but 10,000.

00:59You should've told me earlier.

01:01You finalized the deal.

01:03Mr. Mehta, cancel the deal.

01:06You guys are too much.

01:08What's our fault?

01:11When did we ask you to buy us a house?

01:14If you cancel the deal, what do we do?

01:18Listen to me carefully.

01:20We need a room, and that too, with funds.

01:23So that all four of us can live there.

01:25Got it?

01:26I'll get it.

01:27It's ready.

01:28But where?

01:30Behind Lokhandwala.

01:31White House.

01:32White House?

01:36Hello.

01:37How are you, son?

01:38I'm fine.

01:40You see that room number 8?

01:42We have a tenant for that.

01:43She's a nice girl.

01:44Hello.

01:45Is everything okay?

01:46Yes, everything's fine.

01:47She works in a radio station.

01:49We'll take care of the rest.

01:51Son.

01:52Shall I show you?

01:53Yes, the White House is yours.

01:54Take her.

01:55Hello.

01:56Come.

01:57Let's go.

02:02The thing is, she's a nice girl.

02:04Come, ma'am.

02:06Look.

02:07This is the White House's most antique room.

02:10Antique.

02:11What's antique?

02:12When did you make it?

02:13It looks like it.

02:15What do you mean?

02:17It's a hundred years old room, ma'am.

02:19Do you understand a hundred years?

02:20A hundred years.

02:21This wall has been here for a hundred years.

02:23And we've been looking at the wall in front of us.

02:25But it doesn't make sense.

02:26So what if it doesn't make sense?

02:27It doesn't make sense.

02:28You're talking nonsense.

02:29Move aside.

02:30The way from the sofa to the kitchen is straight.

02:33What?

02:34This is the kitchen.

02:35Look.

02:36It's locked.

02:37There's gas.

02:38The gas stove is downstairs.

02:39And there's a bathroom next to it.

02:40There's a tap in the bathroom.

02:41It's in the kitchen too.

02:42But there's only one source of water.

02:43Either do it here or there.

02:44Kulla.

02:45The thing is.

02:46There's only one source of water in the stream.

02:47It's four in the morning.

02:48Fill it up.

02:49Otherwise, it's Kulla.

02:50It's correct.

02:51And the thing is, in the stream,

02:52there's a tradition of giving and taking water.

02:54But in the stream,

02:55there's no tradition of giving and taking water.

02:58And look.

02:59If you stand from here to here.

03:01And you make a circular movement.

03:03Like this.

03:04Then you come straight to the toilet room.

03:07Isn't it?

03:08Now if you ask me where the bedroom is.

03:10Ask me.

03:11Where is it?

03:12Here's the bedroom.

03:13The thing is, this one bedroom is set.

03:15That's why it's set.

03:17Can you see this?

03:18Can you see this table?

03:20Anyway, leave the table.

03:22Can you see this flower pot?

03:24Okay, tell me.

03:25How old is it?

03:27100 years.

03:28Wrong answer.

03:30You tell me.

03:32About 110?

03:33Absolutely wrong.

03:34It's 105 years old.

03:36The thing is, a very famous Englishman

03:37had given this gift to our landlord.

03:40And look how shiny it is today.

03:42Okay, tell me.

03:43The flower.

03:44Can you see the flower?

03:45Make a guess.

03:46How old is it?

03:48According to the flower pot,

03:49it's 115 years old.

03:50Correct answer.

03:52The landlord broke it in the morning.

03:54Did you hear that?

03:58Anyway.

03:59Now look, if we go straight from here

04:01to this side.

04:03I mean, straight.

04:04If we go straight,

04:05then this road goes straight to the window.

04:07And the sun is right in front of us.

04:08God is in the morning.

04:09If you have a prayer in your heart

04:10and a pot of water in your hand,

04:11then assume that your prayer has been fulfilled.

04:13And your prayer has already been fulfilled.

04:15You got this room.

04:16You are very lucky.

04:18So, is the deal final?

04:19Yes.

04:20Finally.

04:21Yes, final.

04:22Okay, bye.

04:23No, no.

04:24I am not talking to you.

04:25I got this room because of you.

04:27Bye.

04:28Bye.

04:30Very good.

04:34You have come to the right place.

04:37Put it down.

04:43Where are you?

04:46Very good.

04:48Where are you?

04:51Very good.

04:53Your kidney is in trouble.

04:55But that's my knee.

04:56Same thing.

04:57Here in India, same thing.

05:00Keep this tablet for a week.

05:02You will never need to come back here.

05:04Okay?

05:08How much do I pay you?

05:10200 compulsory.

05:11More than that, your worry.

05:15Here.

05:16Very good.

05:17Very good.

05:19What did you say in between?

05:20I am thankful that I am not beating you.

05:22I am a director.

05:23Look what you have done to me.

05:24You have made me a beggar.

05:26Shut up.

05:27You are a big fool.

05:28You have ruined the whole business.

05:30P.

05:31Show me your wisdom.

05:32Oh, yes.

05:35The eighth wonder of the world.

05:38Surdas Baba.

05:40I will hold your hand and solve all your problems.

05:44World famous Surdas Baba.

05:46Very good.

05:47Say it in English.

05:48Give it to me.

05:50Come and see the blind Baba.

05:53The blind Baba who is going to hold your hand and all your pain.

05:57Come and see the world famous, the gift to mankind.

06:00The blind Baba.

06:01Okay?

06:02Are you blind?

06:03Yes, I am not blind.

06:04You can do whatever you want.

06:06I will do everything.

06:07Do you understand?

06:08Don't tease him.

06:09Do you understand?

06:10Someone is coming.

06:11New hen.

06:12Baba.

06:13Surdas Baba.

06:15Hey, what is happening?

06:18He is blind.

06:20Who is he?

06:21He is a constable.

06:22Greetings.

06:23Here.

06:24Greetings.

06:25Why are you confusing me?

06:26Greetings.

06:27So what if he is blind?

06:28Is this a religious school?

06:30Get up from here or else I will lock you up.

06:32His bad days are going to start.

06:34What did you say?

06:35Nothing.

06:36Nothing.

06:37Let's go from here.

06:38Let's go.

06:39Change the place.

06:40Pick up the luggage.

06:41Let's go.

06:42Change the place.

06:43What are you doing?

06:44Sorry.

06:48The button of my shirt is broken.

06:49The auspicious time is not good.

06:50The auspicious time is heavy.

06:51Shut up.

06:52Surdas.

06:54He is blind.

06:55Then the button.

06:57Hey, stop.

06:58Let's go.

06:59Let's go.

07:00Stop.

07:01He is hitting me.

07:02He is hitting me.

07:03He is hitting me.

07:04Stop.

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