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00:17Did you know that a man's brain is 10% bigger than a woman's brain?
00:20Really? Excuse me.
00:22Oi! Hello! Wait.
00:24But according to Google, the female brain works faster.
00:28Poor Google. I say, there should be a Google temple next to the Babulnath temple.
00:33Jai Google! Jai Google! Jai Google!
00:35According to Google, 12% of road accidents happen because people use mobile phones...
00:39Aargh!
00:47So many tests for such a minor injury. Is it really necessary?
00:51You should get these tests done. Otherwise, you're going to blame us.
00:54No, ma'am. Nobody's going to blame you.
00:56I just want to say that I was there when the accident happened.
01:00It was not a major one.
01:01Then why did you come here?
01:03You could have got a bandage done at home.
01:05This is the problem with educated people these days.
01:08They think they're doctors.
01:12Doctor, they're insisting on a normal delivery.
01:15It's been so many years since you've been working.
01:18And you still don't know how to talk to a patient.
01:22Tell them, caesarean is absolutely safe.
01:27But doctor, they're saying that they'll wait until the normal delivery is done.
01:32If the normal delivery is done, how will we get the medicines to the hospital?
01:36And how will we get our salary?
01:38Normal delivery is not possible. You must go for C-section.
01:41If you wait, we won't be responsible.
01:43We'll have to stick a few big medical thumbs to them.
01:52Madam, your 70,000.
02:00Hema Mathur, 601.
02:02Give this to uncle.
02:06Will you go to your mom?
02:08Vivek sir, 601.
02:11Did he pay the bill?
02:12Yes, sir.
02:13Give me the slip.
02:16Show this slip and you'll get your wife's body.
02:19Okay?
02:21Body?
02:22Why are you saying that?
02:23It means that your wife died last night.
02:27Died?
02:28When?
02:30I was sitting here with my daughter last night.
02:33Why didn't you tell me?
02:35At least she would have seen her mother for the last time.
02:39You sent me to collect the money in the morning.
02:42When I came back, you put me in the queue for the bill.
02:44You didn't even tell me that she died.
02:46Look, my job is to collect the money, not the patient.
02:50And anyway, we give this information only after the bill is paid.
02:53Because then people like you will leave without paying the bill.
02:56Shut up!
02:59She died last night.
03:01And you didn't even tell me that she died.
03:04I have given you the money you asked for the last week.
03:08Take this.
03:09Take more.
03:10Take all the money.
03:13Can you make my daughter meet her mother once?
03:16Look mister, this is a hospital.
03:18Please don't create a nuisance.
03:19Shut up!
03:23These are the rules here.
03:25If you have such a problem, go to the government hospitals nearby.
03:32Rs. 12,000.
03:33I could have shopped in this.
03:34I could have done anything.
03:36Do one thing. You go. I will come.
03:37Abhi, where are you going?
03:38I will come. I have work.
03:39Take madam to Versova.
03:40Abhi!
03:41Abhi!
03:48You are his wife, right?
03:49Sign here.
03:51You will get the death certificate only if you sign.
03:54Sign here.
03:56Okay.
03:57Look, give this to the cremation ground.
04:00Let's go.
04:01I have lost everything.
04:04How will I take care of both of them now?
04:08Oh God!
04:11Oh God!
04:14Oh God!
04:17God doesn't do everything by himself.
04:20He leaves some work for devils like us.
04:31Doctor! Doctor!
04:33Save them.
04:34They have fallen from the third floor.
04:35They are not saying anything after that.
04:36Somehow save them.
04:37Nurse, take them to the emergency ward.
04:38And you pay the admission fees first.
04:39Don't worry about the money.
04:40I will pay everything.
04:41Somehow save them.
04:42Don't worry. Relax. Relax.
04:46Did you get your husband's insurance done?
04:48No.
04:49Come, let's get it done.
04:57He is dead.
04:59He is already dead, doctor.
05:05But they don't know this.
05:06He is alive as long as he has money in his pocket.
05:09Take this bill.
05:11What is the name of the patient?
05:12Balram Nagpal.
05:13Start treatment.
05:14Start it.
05:17His condition is very bad.
05:18These are medicines and injections.
05:20Go and get them from the pharmacy right now.
05:22Quick. Quick. Quick.
05:23Where is the pharmacy?
05:24On the right.
05:25Nurse, get me an oxygen cylinder right now.
05:277,300.
05:28Make the bill in the name of the patient.
05:30Balram Nagpal.
05:31Okay.
05:37Why are you coming so slowly?
05:38Don't you know that there is an emergency?
05:39I didn't know that my brother's condition is so bad.
05:41Can I meet him?
05:42Please do not disturb the doctor, okay?
05:44You go and sit there.
05:48Take this.
05:49One more lot.
05:50Go.
05:51Give it back to the chemist.
05:54Hey, take this.
05:55Write it properly.
05:56During the time of commission,
05:57you are very naughty.
06:01Son, I never lie.
06:04Excuse me.
06:06Please come.
06:09Look, brother.
06:10His case is getting worse.
06:11It's a haemorrhage.
06:12I think we will have to call a neurosurgeon.
06:15You call God.
06:16Just cure him.
06:17Are you sure?
06:18Sure.
06:19His fee is 2 lakh rupees.
06:20No problem.
06:21I will arrange it.
06:22Okay.
06:23Nurse, call Dr. Verma.
06:25Okay.
06:30Bill.
06:31Make the bill in the name of the patient Balram Nagpal.
06:36Come.
06:43Doctor.
06:46The senior doctor is here.
06:47We will save him.
06:48Okay?
06:49Yes.
06:53What kind of people are they?
06:56They don't even spare the dead.
06:59Now watch what they do next.
07:03You will also get trapped someday.
07:06This body has started decomposing.
07:08The drama can't go on for long.
07:10Sir, when the goat itself has come to become halal,
07:12then the biryani will be prepared
07:14and it will be distributed among all of us.
07:16Before it gets late,
07:17start the drama.
07:37Now this drama is going to end.
07:48Do you know how to run a video on the phone?
07:50Yes.
07:54Now the doctor will come.
07:55Take a video of him only.
08:00He will hang his face and come.
08:02He will say, I am sorry.
08:04He will say, I am sorry.
08:06The patient is no more.
08:08I wish you people had called me earlier.
08:12Excuse me.
08:13Yes.
08:14Doctor.
08:15I am sorry.
08:16The patient is no more.
08:17I wish you people had called me earlier.
08:21Doctor, please try once.
08:23Try to understand.
08:24He is dead.
08:25Sir, you are a specialist.
08:26Please try once.
08:28What are you saying?
08:29How will we treat him?
08:30He is already dead.
08:32Why? Can't we treat the dead?
08:33What?
08:34Obviously.
08:35How can we treat the dead?
08:37Why can't we?
08:38This is Patil Hospital.
08:39We can treat the dead.
08:40Are you mad?
08:41Who can treat a dead person?
08:42Why can't we?
08:43Am I mad?
08:44Look at this.
08:45Read this.
08:46What is written in this?
08:47Read it.
08:48Patil Hospital.
08:49Doctor Deshmukh certified death at 11.25 am.
08:51Patient's name.
08:53Ramnath.
08:56When the patient is dead,
08:59why were you people sitting inside
09:01and wasting your time?
09:05This is not the patient's death certificate.
09:07This is the hospital's death certificate.
09:09Do you understand?
09:16You people can make the patient bald, right?
09:19Can't I make a photocopy?
09:22How much do you want?
09:26What happened?
09:27Can't breathe?
09:28Should I call a specialist?
09:30This is your bill.
09:32You can deposit another 3 lakhs on the counter
09:35and take the body.
09:37This body won't go anywhere
09:39until you people make a cheque of 50 lakhs
09:41in the name of Shanti Nagpal.
09:44What?
09:45Your drama is over.
09:47Call your boss.
09:48Come on.
09:49Call your boss.
09:51Come on.
09:52Out.
09:55Out.
09:57Out.
10:05Good shot.
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