00:00Yeah, it's me VC again. You have to forgive me, I'm kind of pissed off right now. Just
00:08dealing with all the bullshit in GoldenEyeSource, fucking beta 4. It's been delayed like a million
00:13times now, and the fucking developing team is so incompetent I'm the only one who actually
00:17does anything, you know? Bunch of assholes. People like SSL trying to tell me what to
00:23do, fucking up all my maps. So fucking D. I'm just going to unwind and play some fucking
00:32Doom. Pretend that every bad guy in this game is someone on the fucking developing team.
00:37I'd like to watch them fucking die. Hey, look at all these fucking chaingun guys. Who designed
00:46this fucking map? Piece of shit. And again, anything that isn't developed by me is a piece
00:52of shit anyway, so I guess you can't blame them. Let's see what's down here. Oh, what
00:59the fuck? I know if I shoot all those guys they're going to kill me. I better just wait
01:05for that dumbass to blow up all the barrels. That way I can sneak by undetected. Come on
01:13you fucking dipshit. Blow the goddamn barrels up, Jesus Christ. Oh my god. Oh my fucking
01:20god. So gay. About goddamn time, you idiot. Alright, here we go. Finally, getting back
01:31on track here. Okay, there's a blue key. I wonder what's going to happen. What was that?
01:39Just fucking trash. That's just fucking trash. Alright, let's fucking try this again. Without
01:46me fucking dying. Jesus Christ. How did that hit me? I streafed. I fucking streafed. This
02:04isn't any better than GoldenEye Source. Okay, I didn't fucking die this time. Okay, now
02:16we're back out here. Whatever, I don't really fucking care. Okay, they gave me a million
02:25rockets for like no reason. You thought you could kill me, couldn't you, dickheads? Well,
02:32no, you can't. Assholes. I'm trying not to spam, but I'm in such a bad mood that spamming
02:44will probably be better. Oh my god! How did that kill me? How did that kill me? I was
02:48fucking shooting him right in the fucking face. I was aiming my weapons. I was shooting
02:52him in the face. Oh my god! Fuck this map. It sucks. Let's try something else. Oh great,
03:00I start off with all these fucking guys seeing me. This is just great. I'm going to fucking
03:03die already. Let me just get this rocket launcher. I'll show them who's fucking boss. I'll aim
03:13these rockets right up their fucking ass. Oh my god. Oh my god. Alright, let's try another
03:35map. Oh good, they're giving me all the guns in the game. I wonder what this is for. Holy
03:41god damn shit. Look at all those fucking fat asses. Looks like a bunch of bashes. I like
03:47to think that those guys are bashed because they're so fat. I'll just use my BFG. There's
03:53no way they can kill me if I have the BFG pulled out. I aim the big bullets, the big
03:58green bullets and it kills them. Now let me use the rocket launcher. Why the fuck am I
04:07taking so much damage? I should be better at this than I am at GoldenEyeSaurus because
04:11it's old. Old games always suck because I didn't develop them. Now what do you think
04:20of that asshole? Holy fucking shit, it's Cyberdemon or something. I don't even remember. Well
04:30there's no way he can get me because I have the BFG. Watch this. Why don't you fucking
04:37die? Oh my fucking god. Jesus Christ. Alright, alright, alright, alright. Watch this. What?
04:46What? How did that fucking happen? Oh my fucking god. Oh Jesus Christ. I quit this fucking
04:56game. God damn it fucking sucks. Oh my god. I just can't believe. Sometimes I just can't
05:02take this shit. I can't fucking take the developing team not listening to me, not doing anything
05:07I tell them. This is just fucking bullshit dude. This is just fucking bullshit. I can't
05:24fucking take it anymore dude. I just can't fucking take it. I just can't fucking take
05:25it anymore. I can't even eat my whammy's. I can't do anything right. Oh my god. I want
05:31my blankie. I want my fucking blankie. Oh my god. Oh god.
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