00:00Hello, I'm Giles Brandreth, lover of the English language, and today I'm here to address a growing issue that plagues our conversations and relationships.
00:12We have many great sayings, but they're being misheard, then repeated in butchered form.
00:18But we're too polite to correct each other, so the issue goes on and on, leading to confusing and often awkward consequences.
00:26Take, for example, saying a scapegoat when it's scapegoat.
00:32Or saying damp squid when it's damp squib.
00:36And don't forget, it's a dog-eat-dog world, not, dare I say it, a doggy-dog world.
00:42And then there's this, and this, and this. For goodness sake.
00:48I stand before you today not merely as a guardian of language, but as a herald of clarity.
00:55I myself have recently found out I suffer from hearing loss and know the cringe-inducing situations one can find oneself in as a result.
01:03So here is our misheard manifesto.
01:06Let us all take a moment to get our hearing checked and make certain our treasured sayings are heard as intended.
01:14Because it's not just about hearing words, it's about understanding the whole conversation.
01:19Remember, okay hearing is not okay.
01:22Together, let's put an end to this mishearing madness.
01:26Don't you agree?
01:28He does agree.
01:30Yeah.
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