10 REASONS TO GET A YOUNGER BOYFRIEND

Emily Hart

I hope you all enjoyed the show :) I had SO much fun filming this one. And please be nice to Jake in the comments, he is the kindest most loveliest guy and deserves to be treated as such!  Big love everyone Em xx

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00:00I was always destined to be with a younger guy.

00:02Hi guys and welcome to this week's video.

00:10Now, some of you know that Jake is actually 8 years younger than me.

00:148 years!

00:15And to be honest, I was always going to end up with a younger guy.

00:18I don't really like salt and pepper hair, I'm very young at heart and I've always dated

00:23younger guys.

00:24Although there are some positives to dating an older guy, there are also some excellent

00:28things about dating a younger guy.

00:31And here are my top 10.

00:321.

00:33Because you're older than them, I feel like they always want to impress you all the time.

00:38And as a result of that, they're very attentive.

00:41Sit!

00:42And roll over!

00:44Good boy!

00:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

00:49Stay!

00:50Stay!

00:51Now go and get me a cup of tea.

00:562.

00:57Because you have a lot of energy.

00:58If you know what I mean.

00:59Baby, please!

01:00No!

01:01One more time, baby!

01:02One more time!

01:03Jake, no!

01:04Stop!

01:05Please!

01:06That once is enough!

01:07No, it's not!

01:08Stop!

01:09I mean, if you want them to have a lot of energy, I guess that's a good thing.

01:163.

01:17Now, most of you know I have a very low egg reserve, which is why I have frozen my eggs

01:22twice.

01:23So do you know what I need?

01:24Young, powerful sperm.

01:26Who has young, powerful sperm?

01:324.

01:33Because they're hot.

01:34Give it to me, baby.

01:36Oh, more.

01:37More.

01:38Come on, give it.

01:40Come on, give it to me, baby.

01:42Oh, yeah!

01:43Oh, yeah!

01:475.

01:48I feel like they're just more fun than older guys.

01:51I'm bored.

01:52What can we do?

01:53I know what we can do.

01:56Oh, can we?

01:57It's so much fun, also, can we?

01:59Okay, you be the driver and I'm the passenger.

02:01Ready?

02:02Our wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round.

02:08Just to clarify, we have never done that and never will.

02:126.

02:13Now, because a younger guy has been on this planet for less amount of time, they've had

02:16less time to, like, collect shit and baggage, you know?

02:21Have you ever had a girlfriend?

02:23No.

02:24Great.

02:25Tick.

02:267.

02:27Now, I am someone that generally tries to delay the responsibilities of becoming older

02:32and saving money to buy a house and all that shit.

02:36A younger man is perfect because they don't care about that either.

02:39An older guy might say, oh, we shouldn't go on holiday because we need to save money to

02:43buy a house.

02:44But a younger guy would be like, oh, let's go to Sri Lanka, let's go to Australia, let's

02:49go to Mexico.

02:50I want to go everywhere.

02:52So do I.

02:538.

02:54Now, I've dated a few boys in my time.

02:57In my experience, I feel like all the younger guys I've dated have been more romantic than

03:02the older ones.

03:03I don't care if they're doing it to try and impress me.

03:05I like it.

03:06Ready, baby?

03:07Yeah.

03:08One sec.

03:09OK.

03:10Happy birthday.

03:11Oh, my God!

03:12Two scooters!

03:13Yeah, you know that.

03:14Why did you get me two?

03:15Well, this one's a six.

03:16It's got your name on it.

03:17And then this is the one you can use to work.

03:19It's all electric and apparently the best one in the game.

03:21Oh, my God.

03:22That looks wonderful.

03:23I have one more surprise for you.

03:26I've spoken to your boss because you're going to have to take a month off.

03:28We're getting to Australia for all of September.

03:31All expenses paid, flights, hotel, sorted.

03:34Oh, my God.

03:35Oh, my God.

03:36I love you.

03:37Now, Jake did actually buy me those two scooters for my birthday, but he didn't take me to

03:43Australia.

03:44I know.

03:45What a prick.

03:469.

03:47Now, because younger guys tend to have less experience with girls and relationships, you

03:52can kind of tell them how a relationship should go.

03:55So, what do I do now?

03:57So, now you get out your card and you pay for dinner.

04:01What?

04:02Every time?

04:03Yeah, I know.

04:04I know.

04:05Every time.

04:06That's just how a relationship works.

04:07So, now after you pay for dinner, now you've got to pay for the taxi home.

04:10Perfect.

04:11And 10.

04:12And finally, the 10th reason why you should have a younger boyfriend is...

04:16I feel like they're just up for shit, aren't they?

04:18They have a zest for life, don't they?

04:20And I feel like they're just more experimental than older men.

04:23Okay, so tonight what I think will be really fun, because you're experimental, aren't you?

04:26You're open-minded about stuff, right?

04:28Mm-hmm.

04:29Yeah.

04:30So, I thought what would be fun tonight is if I got this and I shoved it right up your

04:35asshole.

04:36I mean, sure, there's a high chance they're going to say...

04:39No fucking way.

04:41But a girl can dream.

04:42So, there you go.

04:43Those are my top 10 reasons to have a younger boyfriend.

04:46That one took me about five minutes to write.

04:49I actually really enjoyed writing that and I really enjoyed filming that with Jake.

04:53He does really well and I really love filming with him.

04:56So, I hope you guys liked it.

04:57Again, if anyone has any suggestions for any videos you want me to do, please let me know

05:00down below.

05:01Also, I would love it if you would follow me on Instagram.

05:03I'm really kind of talking a lot about mental health on there and just kind of motivating

05:09people and trying to remove the stigma of anxiety.

05:11So, if you could follow me, I would be hugely appreciative of that.

05:14I'll also leave Jake's Instagram down below.

05:16Go show him some love because he's just simply wonderful.

05:19And so, I'd like it if you followed him on there too.

05:21I'm going to go because I'm hungry and I want to eat.

05:24So, I'll see you guys soon.

05:25Goodbye.

05:26To me, baby.

05:27More.

05:28More.

05:29Baby.

05:30I'm sorry.

05:31Stop laughing.

05:32I'm sorry.

05:33I'm not entirely sure if I'm a bit funny there.

05:37That round.

05:38By the way, you are the worst singer.

05:40What?

05:41Octopus?

05:42That's not even the tune.

05:45The wheels on the bus.

05:47What are you doing?

05:48The wheels on the bus.

05:50Oh, no.

05:51Fucking hell.

05:55I'm hormonal.

05:56I know.

05:57Tell me about it.

05:58Okay.

05:59One more.

06:02It smells really nice, doesn't it?

06:04Your funny smells good.

06:07Well done.

06:11It's okay.

06:16Alright, fine.

06:17I'll put it up your arse.

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